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hello tumblr. long time no talk. life is a fuck. i had a gnarly week and gained three pounds and lost two friends. i am gutted and tired and heavy. but life goes on and doesn’t wait up

i’ve had two long runs since i last posted, one was 9.74 miles and the other one this past saturday was 8.05 miles. today i lifted weights twice.

i ate half a pack of oreos last night. shit happens. progress isn’t linear.

i got peed on at work today. kids are nast nast. it is what it is

my dog got stomped out by a deer. here’s a picture of his fentanyl patch because i thought it was funny

good fuckin yard.

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fatty

this has me cracking up i love it

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if anyone’s got an in at dominos, please message me

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todays run plus a weigh in in my weird ass socks. todays run fucking sucked. i was in so much pain and so tired, sunscreen constantly running into my eyes, the wind pushing against me in every direction i went. 1/3 will be awesome, 1/3 will be okay, 1/3 will suck. today fucking sucked.

a reminder that your scale is not your enemy, it’s not something to be afraid of. it’s a tool that you can use to gauge your progress, but not something you should rely on or get caught up on. my body composition is constantly changing and the scale stays the same. no gain or loss. but i know i look different and i’m getting stronger.

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What about bodycount as in brutal defeat in martial combat?

i work at a dojo actually. so honestly, there’s too many to count. in the last week alone i’d have to say maybe around 30

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older men as in mid 30s in decent shape

does that even count as older? lol 30s is still a baby that’s fine

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short hair don’t care 🤘🏻

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What's your bodycount tho?

normally, when adults ask each other a question like this, they don’t feel shame in asking it. Which means they don’t make the question anonymous. I’m more than willing to answer this, but I’m gonna need you to DM me off of your actual account, or resend the ask with your actual account. You making this anonymous makes me think you’re too young to handle the conversation, which leads me to believe you’re under 18. I do not feel comfortable having this conversation with a minor.

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are you into older guys?

….. how old are we talking here? like george clooney old? edward cullen old? axel from guns and roses old? like what type of old are we talking? handsome and charismatic old or scary and decrepit old

or vampire old

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my run this morning!!! 11 whole fuckin miles!!! that’s some crazy G shit right there i am so happy today.

feeling some pain but i’m okay. super proud of myself!

also new running shorts that my dad got me :) ain’t they so silly?

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Love your attitude

Your a very beautiful human

thank you thank you!! you’re an absolute sweetie this made my morning ♥️ feel free to send me a message if you ever wanna talk :)

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I just wanna let you know that your physique is absolutely amazing beautiful and gorgeous in a respectful way <3

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i love this so much thank you babe you are so so sweet ♥️♥️♥️ feel free to dm me if you ever wanna be friends :)

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Content warning for this post. There are clumps of hair in my shower and if that makes you feel uncomfortable or sick, then please scroll past this.

I think it’s super important to be transparent about the struggles you experience when you’re sharing your life on social media. Nothing is perfect.

Because I’m sharing my fitness journey, I think that there is this expectation or vibe that everything is completely perfect or that I am super healthy, but fitness and good nutrition isn’t always necessarily all it takes to be completely healthy.

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10 mile run cuz i’m fucking cool like that + gay ass rainbow house with dicks on the side of it that i passed on my run lol