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I wanna write a short fic where Maomao inherits the condition her father has, but to a lesser degree.
Accept I had no idea that condition even EXISTED so I don't even know if that's possible.
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Confession: This inspired me to write an AU where Deirdre taught Soren.
Forest dwellers meeting a blue-haired guy once and deciding He Is The One
#fe soren#fe deirdre#fe9#fe10#fe4#fire emblem#fire emblem path of radiance#fire emblem radiant dawn#fire emblem genealogy of the holy war#fe9/10#I honestly feel like Deirdre and Sigurd are the bad end for Ike and Soren#especially if you've read the Oosawa manga adaptation#spoilers#Sigurd fucking DIES#RIGHT IN FRONT OF DEIRDRE#those where some rough panels man...
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You ever get into a series and watch it play out and then get really conflicted towards the end and end up making an entire character addressing your grievances with the series but never writing it out because you're terrified of the hate?
#hoyoverse#yona of the red dawn#yona of the dawn#akatsuki no yona#akayona#honkai impact 3rd#there are others#but these are the main two
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It's always a trip and a half when the fandom ripes itself apart based on the last few chapters of a manga.
#akayona spoilers#akatsuki no yona#akayona#this femc makes me feel so many complex emotions i can't even begin to articulate#i love her#but she's making some questionable decisions rn#she's running on like three hours of sleep#spite#stress#and the power of god#(last one is questionable)#yona of the dawn#yona of the red dawn#princess yona#this feels like in jjk when megumi was despairing and everyone was hating on him
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Ao3 is gonna be down for like 6 hours tomorrow so I guess I should work on my fics...
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You ever go about your day and realize your commitment issues don't change even after becoming detrimental to your health.
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Me: I'm gonna be productive!
Mother nature: Haha blizzard go brrr
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Yo guess what happened again.
Well shit. I just lost an entire chapter I was working on.
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Why must my favorite characters be so emotionally constipated. It makes them hard to write.
#trash of the count's family#lout of the counts family#cale henituse#tcf#lcf#fire emblem tellius#fire emblem#fe9/10#fe soren#jjk#megumi fushiguro
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As someone who is barely over 5'1 I am seething with jealousy and mild terror.
This is a very useful reference even if it's to be taken with a grain of salt.
Tellius Height Chart, or People in Tellius are How Tall?!
So, I was looking through the dead wasteland that is Twitter a little while ago, scrolling through the comments on a screenshot of Fire Emblem Engage showing Ike's Emblem fighting alongside...one of the new characters.
For my fellow beers-per-bald-eagle citizens, that's 76.77 inches, or 6'4.8" (rounding to 6'5").
And ho boy, if that is a fact, then that has some ramifications for the size of the people on Tellius because they're all close in height to him, if not massively larger than him. I know we all joke about Ike being super big in Radiant Dawn, but he seems kind of average compared to the others.
Spoilers and length below the cut.
(Screenshots courtesy of poledoo on YouTube...this post is honestly courtesy of poledoo and Odyssey RPG and every other Tellius YouTuber so I could find every obscure cutscene and base conversation to get the measurements and references I needed, along with Kantopia for having all the concept art imaged so beautifully)
So, obviously, I had to look for this Good Smile Ike Figure.
The website lists this figure as 1/7th scale, and 420 mm in height. This means that scaled up to 1:1, the total height is 2,940 mm or 294 cm. That means I just have to figure out how tall the Ike figure is in comparison to its total height, and I can double check the math. If it maths correctly, we should be around the same number.
After using the power of photoshop to figure out his height based on his pose, I came up with a size of ≈279mm, or ≈195 cm at scale, but then I realized my height calculation included the heels of his boots, so when I cut that out, I arrived at ≈273.4mm, or ≈191cm at 1:1 scale (6'3") without shoes.
Ike is big confirmed. Incidentally, I took the liberty of measuring Ragnell, and it was 185cm at 1:1 scale (6'1"). GOOD LORD THAT BLADE IS FUCKING HUGE. SOMEONE ELSE DO THE MATH ON HOW MUCH IT WEIGHS
So, then, I began the process of figuring out how tall every major character is. Fortunately, the devs had made a height scale for Path of Radiance when making the character models and decided to share some of that with us. The translated height chart was provided by XKAN and microwaveit on Kantopia
So that cut out a lot of the larger characters for me, but this chart was not an exact science. There are two places where Ike is compared to Reyson and Leanne, and like, what am I supposed to do? Their heads seem to be at about the same level, but their bodies are different sizes and the feet aren't all level.
I worked off the chart, primarily for the characters shown in it, compared to Ike's concept art, and just scaled their feet down to be level with Ike's feet. I also used concept art primarily because they're in more neutral standing poses, the height would be easier to work off of.
I then compared the characters to Ike's portrait in cutscenes in Path of Radiance. In order to arrive at their true height, I would make sure they were all scaled together with whatever footwear they're wearing (soles, heels, highheels, etc.) and then moved them down on the scale to remove the footwear from their total height.
I then used Titania as a cross game bookmark for Ike's scale in Radiant Dawn (fun fact, with shoes, they are the same height, just about), and brought in all the Radiant Dawn specific characters. I also scaled characters that were young enough in Path of Radiance to have grown in Radiant Dawn to Radiant Dawn Ike's portrait.
For fun, for characters in both games that weren't going through height growths in the intervening three years, I would compare them to Path of Radiance Ike and Radiant Dawn Ike to see how consistent the heights were. Some were very consistent, others...not so much.
I mean, look at Reyson! In Radiant Dawn, he's only up to about Ike's headband, but in Path of Radiance, he had a good amount of height over Ike. Scaling Reyson to both instances...shows a vastly different height.
And then we have characters like Zelgius, who are exceptionally consistent...aside from when they're the Black Knight.
As you can see, Zelgius wears stilts while in the Black Knight suit, that's why it's not obvious to anyone aside from Ranulf. That one edited image of Radiant Dawn Ike surrounded by Zelgius in Black Knight Armor, Zelgius, and Black Knight amuses me highly.
For characters like Reyson, I did the best I could with what I had.
Some characters were harder to scale. According to the height chart, Caineghis and Tibarn are much taller than the scale of their portraits on cutscenes. For example, in the art book, Ike should be up to Tibarn's shoulders, but in the game, he's up to Tibarn's eyes.
I figured that the super big characters had to be scaled down/bending over to fit within the frame, so for Gareth and Dheginsea, I scaled their body art to their portraits, and they did come out drastically taller than where Ike's portrait comes up to them. I double checked Dheginsea against Kurthnaga in The Gathering cutscene from Path of Radiance, since they were standing straight at the same height on a flat surface, and Dheginsea came out about the same size as my body art experiment.
Look at all smol my son is compared to Dheginsea Kurthnaga looks so tiny at this truer scale, much smaller than the portraits make him look in comparison to the laguz royals. For Rajaion, I decided the portrait method was good enough, and compared his portrait to Ena's, and went from there.
For Elena, I compared the scale of her only model seen in game against Greil, since they're both lying flat on the ground here, and scaled her accordingly.
So, with my double checking and triple checking completed (although maybe I needed to quadruple check, I invite you to quadruple check me), I got all the characters to scale, and then measured how tall they are without footwear boosters.
For Sanaki in Path of Radiance, I suspected that as some characters appear smaller in cutscenes, she appeared larger than she actually was. In order to get her height, there is only one time we see her model for anything, and that's at the end of Daybreaks when she goes to apologize to the herons.
I used Soren and Ike's feet to find the angle the character models were standing on and compared her to Elincia to arrive at Sanaki's height in Path of Radiance.
Without further adieu, here is the final chart I came up with. Anyone wanting straight measurements can look below the chart, where characters are listed in alphabetical order. Characters without full body art are included in the list, but were not included in the imaged height chart. I'm fairly certain that most of the characters are within an inch (2.54cm) of the height I calculated (maybe 2 or three inches for Dheginsea, Gareth, and Rajaion). Anyone without fully body art is probably near 3 inches of the final height, because of factors I cannot see, and therefore, cannot control for.
If you find anything that doesn't sound right to you, leave a comment, reblog, or ask, and I'll take another look when I have the time. By the time I had moved onto measuring the heights of characters in row two I was cackling in disbelief at how tall these people are. It's hilarious and mind-boggling.
Edit to make this much clearer: These are the numbers I came up with based on the methods that I provided above. Please do not share these numbers as canon, and if you share this image, or any part of it, on another site please make it clear in your post that the "height was calculated by a fan." Thank you, I deeply appreciate your assistance in not spreading misinformation.
(I've edited the image to add a soft watermark so crops of this shared on the internet are less likely to be misinterpreted as canon information)
Aimee, 184.6 cm, 6' 0.7"
Almedha, 180.7 cm, 5' 11.1"
Amy, 107.4 cm, 3' 6.3"
Aran, 188.6 cm, 6' 2.3"
Ashera, 202.1 cm, 6' 7.6"
Ashnard, 202.9 cm, 6' 7.9"
Ashunera, 183.8 cm, 6' 0.4"
Astrid, 176.7 cm, 5' 9.6"
Bastian, 195 cm, 6' 4.8"
Black Knight, 203.7 cm, 6' 8.2"
Boyd age 18, 180.7 cm, 5' 11.1"
Boyd age 21, 185 cm, 6' 0.8"
Brom, 186 cm, 6' 1.2"
Caineghis, 202.9 cm, 6' 7.9"
Calill, 174.3 cm, 5' 8.6"
Daniel, 193.4 cm, 6' 4.1"
Danved, 195 cm, 6' 4.8"
Dheginsea, 222.8 cm, 7' 3.7"
Edward, 173.5 cm, 5' 8.3"
Elena, 178.3 cm, 5' 10.2"
Elincia, 175.1 cm, 5' 8.9"
Ena, 173.1 cm, 5' 8.1"
Fiona, 176.7 cm, 5' 9.6"
Gareth, 220.4 cm, 7' 2.8"
Gatrie, 190.2 cm, 6' 2.9"
Geoffrey, 190.2 cm, 6' 2.9"
Giffca, 201.3 cm, 6' 7.3"
Greil, 201.3 cm, 6' 7.3"
Haar, 193.4 cm, 6' 4.1"
Heather, 183.8 cm, 6' 0.4"
Hetzel, 179.9 cm, 5' 10.8"
Ike age 17, 183.8 cm, 6' 0.4"
Ike age 20, 191 cm, 6' 3.2"
Ilyana age 16, 170.3 cm, 5' 7"
Ilyana age 19, 174.7 cm, 5' 8.8"
Izuka, 171.9 cm, 5' 7.7"
Janaff, 178.7 cm, 5' 10.4"
Jarod, 192.6 cm, 6' 3.8"
Jill, 182.2 cm, 5' 11.7"
Jorge, 193.4 cm, 6' 4.1"
Kieran, 187 cm, 6' 1.6"
Kurthnaga, 180.3 cm, 5' 11"
Kyza, 190.8 cm, 6' 3.1"
Largo, 192.6 cm, 6' 3.8"
Laura, 172.7 cm, 5' 8"
Leanne, 177.5 cm, 5' 9.9"
Lehran, 193.6 cm, 6' 4.2"
Lekain, 186.2 cm, 6' 1.3"
Leonardo, 185.4 cm, 6' 1"
Lethe, 175.1 cm, 5' 8.9"
Levail, 187 cm, 6' 1.6"
Lotz, 194.2 cm, 6' 4.5"
Lucia, 181.5 cm, 5' 11.5"
Ludveck, 196.6 cm, 6' 5.4"
Lyre, 171.9 cm, 5' 7.7"
Makalov, 182.2 cm, 5' 11.7"
Marcia, 175.9 cm, 5' 9.3"
Meg, 175.1 cm, 5' 8.9"
Mia age 17, 175.9 cm, 5' 9.3"
Mia age 20, 181.8 cm, 5' 11.6"
Micaiah, 171.1 cm, 5' 7.4"
Mist age 15, 170.3 cm, 5' 7"
Mist age 18, 175.5 cm, 5' 9.1"
Mordecai, 189.4 cm, 6' 2.6"
Muarim, 195.8 cm, 6' 5.1"
Muston, 198.2 cm, 6' 6"
Naesala, 202.1 cm, 6' 7.6"
Nailah, 189 cm, 6' 2.4"
Nasir, 183.8 cm, 6' 0.4"
Nealuchi, 172.3 cm, 5' 7.8"
Nephenee, 178.3 cm, 5' 10.2"
Nolan, 199 cm, 6' 6.3"
Numida, 186.2 cm, 6' 1.3"
Oliver, 179.1 cm, 5' 10.5"
Oscar, 193.4 cm, 6' 4.1"
Pelleas, 186.2 cm, 6' 1.3"
Petrine, 187 cm, 6' 1.6"
Rafiel, 187.8 cm, 6' 1.9"
Rajaion, 210.1 cm, 6' 10.7"
Ranulf, 183 cm, 6' 0"
Renning, 191 cm, 6' 3.2"
Reyson, 188.6 cm, 6' 2.3"
Rhys, 187 cm, 6' 1.6"
Rolf age 12, 161.6 cm, 5' 3.6"
Rolf age 15, 176.7 cm, 5' 9.6"
Sanaki age 10, 145.6 cm, 4' 9.3"
Sanaki age 13, 165.5 cm, 5' 5.2"
Shinon, 192.6 cm, 6' 3.8"
Sigrun, 182.6 cm, 5' 11.9"
Skrimir, 200.1 cm, 6' 6.8"
Soren age 19, 173.5 cm, 5' 8.3"
Soren age 22, 179.9 cm, 5' 10.8"
Sothe age 14, 163.9 cm, 5' 4.5"
Sothe age 17, 184.6 cm, 6' 0.7"
Stefan, 191.2 cm, 6' 3.3"
Tanith, 185.7 cm, 6' 1.1"
Tauroneo, 193.4 cm, 6' 4.1"
Tibarn, 212.5 cm, 6' 11.7"
Titania, 187.8 cm, 6' 1.9"
Tormod age 13, 166.3 cm, 5' 5.5"
Tormod age 16, 174.3 cm, 5' 8.6"
Ulki, 183.4 cm, 6' 0.2"
Valtome, 188.6 cm, 6' 2.3"
Vika, 183 cm, 6' 0"
Volke, 191.8 cm, 6' 3.5"
Volug, 191 cm, 6' 3.2"
Yune, 135.3 cm, 4' 5.3"
Zelgius, 191.8 cm, 6' 3.5"
Zihark, 188.6 cm, 6' 2.3"
#fe9#FE10#fe9/10#Path of Radiance#radiant dawn#Tellius#fire emblem path of radiance#fire emblem radiant dawn#fire emblem tellius#fire emblem meta#character heights#taking fantasy settings too seriously#math#I'm so tired#The Black Knight armor was one-size-fits-all#and Zelgius just had to deal with it#everyone in Tellius is so tall#Over 50% of the characters are over 6 feet (182.8cm)#They're massive#Titania is officially mommy#So is Nailah#No wonder the Greil Mercenaries are so strong#you have to be this tall to join#You look at Soren and think ‟haha he's such a short little gremlin‟#BUT HE'S NOT! He's just short in comparison. That traitor#I'm above average height and yet I'm shorter than Soren. I hate it#There are 0 adults in these games that I am taller than#< previous tags#I... hm#the only one shorter than me is literal child
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Writing an escape scene -> Use Teleport -> Divine Entity roles a 1 -> Uses Legendary Action/Resistance to reroll -> Rolls a 2
Wonderful.
#dnd#writing#writers on tumblr#nat 1#this is hilarious#but also bad because now my mc is stranded in the snow#whoops
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"My owner loves me, so she keeps me safe." The bird chirps to the cat when asked why he doesn't fly.
"That's strange," The cat purrs. "My owner loves me, but he lets me hunt."
"My owner loves me, so she chases away the other pets." The bird chirps to the dog when asked he can't play.
"That's strange," The dog barks. "My owner loves me, but he lets me do stunts."
"My owner loves me, so she keeps me clean." The bird chirps to the rabbit when asked why his nest is bare.
"That's strange," The rabbit sniffs. "My owner loves me, but he lets me have treats."
"My owner loves me, so I don't need anything." The bird chrips to himself as his owner chases away another stray.
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I wanna frame that line. Hang it up in neon lights so everyone can see it. I'm also gonna quote that in the future.
I wonder if real-fire-emblem-takes ever loses faith in humanity
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Well shit. I just lost an entire chapter I was working on.
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After the last few chapters?
YES

and yet it's in their cruelty that you find kindness
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If tumblr would stop eating the Gaza donation asks that'd be nice.
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With many of my favorite manga in their final arcs or already finished I'm sitting stuck between "what now" and "what about this"
Gege what was the point of the foreign military.
Where TF is Midoryia's dad.
Oshi No Ko why do you do this to me.
Kaiju. 8, this feels like the end, but you're also dropping massive lore bombs what's going on.
Akayona, why is there nothing said about the first queen. You think the woman who married a god would at LEAST be a footnote or something.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#mha#bnh#my hero academia#boko no hero academia#oshi no ko#kaiju no. 8#akatsuki no yona#yona of the red dawn#yona of the dawn
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