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So my friends insisted I make an oc for fantasy high. This darling probably autistic water genasi wants to take over her dad's brewery. She talks similar to tree hugger from my little pony friendship is magic.

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WOOOO! They are just giving me shipping fuel today Gooble and funnygummy are eating well tonight at spudsy's!

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My halfling rogue got a new magic item. A creepy bone dagger that shows her people's circulatory system when she wields it. In cannon it gives her blind sight. This excited me! Finally, no more being the only one without dark vision! Until I read the fine print.

"blind sight for anything alive"

Only if it's alive

Which means if she's in a room, she can't actually see her surroundings, resulting in shenanigans like this..

Bad guy flicks the light off:

Mary: ha! You think you've fled my blade? Even now I can sense your beating heart as the blood courses through your veins. I can still-

Mary knocks into a barrel in front of the bad guy: F*CK

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I'm in Spain without the p

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Oh come on there's ALREADY a tag on ao3 for moxxie x leviathan? Justice for sand dollar my dudes

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I can't believe y'all. Helluva boss new ship dropped and I have seen only ONE piece of fan art for it. Moxxie could blush at a toaster and fan art would exist within hours, yet here we are with Mammon asking our another sin and days after we are in a desert.

Don't ask me to do it, I have finals.

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I have the sinking feeling that an aquaintance is going to try and talk to me directly today. Nmmmmmm real people please don't talk to me I have already allocated the people I have to talk and do NOT have the budget to squeeze you in

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So satan wasn't a horse girl but he WAS cool as f*ck. I'm cool with this

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Christ, did the PTA meeting not go well or something?

we need more hero/arch-nemesis duos whose backstory is being bitterly, bitterly divorced

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What if instead of inspiration for good roleplaying, it was like Mario party bonus stars where a couple categories are chosen before game start and awarded at the end of the session?

I.e. best in character moment, best joke, most epic combat turn, most efficient combat turn, best creative solution, etc.

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My grandpa has asked me if we can watch something more age appropriate.

We were watching bluey. Left once a prison documentary came on. They just make me so sad.

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What is it called when there's foreshadowing irl

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IT GOT BETTER!

THE FUTURE IS LOOKIN UP BOYS!

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I'm just kinda throwing shit at the wall now but, have we considered if Lucifer *knows* that Lilith is in heaven and that's why he still wears his ring? Not much thought behind it, he could very well still be reeling from the separation like everyone else thought.

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Dungeon master dragons (dmd):

You all agree on what the villain's evil plan is before the campaign starts but nothing else and just rotate who runs the game each week. Each week the dm of the week adds something to the boss to make them stronger. You have 12 weeks to make it the bbeg or the campaign is over and you lose.

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Hello world, I am happy but I AM fragile because I had to ask for something! Go easy on me!

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We should get the day after the election off.