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God dammit. I can't stop myself from coming up with more ideas for DND games. I'm currently working on a game where the party are members of an after school ghost hunting club at this boarding school.

AND NOW I've got an idea where it's gonna be more fairytale fae inspired and the characters would be based on characters from fairy tales. Like someone could be goldielocks or one of the dwarves from snow white or the fucking big bad wolf.

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OH GODS. DESMOND KNOWS. MISSION IS DEAD. ABORT MISSION, TWILIGHT.

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Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/fBnsUAZg6Wo?si=JM1Cd4xP-TQLYeol

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Back in university classes and struggling to know when is appropriate to go to sleep because I've been on break for the past month.

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Source: Thor Ragnarok

Made this for my dnd party. These two yahoos are Mary's childhood friends. Their little munchkin group as kids was nicknamed the misfits of baldur's gate.

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Bro, the oranges people just went feral. Saw an ad for oranges, that went as follows.

Dad: sorry I ate the last orange, bud.

Kid: It's okay. I'm sorry I cut your breaks.

Bro- what???

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I feel like being sick, NEVER used to be this miserable when I was a kid. Mom or dad would be like. Welp you got a fever. Then you'd play in your room and just muck around for a day. I am an adult now and my throat is on fire, my nose is so stuffy that I can barely breathe, while taking my horribly awful tasting tea type medicine nonsense, I threw up so I have to roll the dice again later to see if I can keep my medicine down, and I haven't been able to sleep because of a splitting headache.

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Source: Migration (2023)

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An unusual feeling. i have a craving to run a game, but I am in too many games as is. Neither of which, I am the dungeon master. Am I free? No longer the forever dm?

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Not nearly said enough that Ace does not inherently equal Aro.

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Merry Crisis

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So my friends insisted I make an oc for fantasy high. This darling probably autistic water genasi wants to take over her dad's brewery. She talks similar to tree hugger from my little pony friendship is magic.

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WOOOO! They are just giving me shipping fuel today Gooble and funnygummy are eating well tonight at spudsy's!

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My halfling rogue got a new magic item. A creepy bone dagger that shows her people's circulatory system when she wields it. In cannon it gives her blind sight. This excited me! Finally, no more being the only one without dark vision! Until I read the fine print.

"blind sight for anything alive"

Only if it's alive

Which means if she's in a room, she can't actually see her surroundings, resulting in shenanigans like this..

Bad guy flicks the light off:

Mary: ha! You think you've fled my blade? Even now I can sense your beating heart as the blood courses through your veins. I can still-

Mary knocks into a barrel in front of the bad guy: F*CK

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I'm in Spain without the p

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Oh come on there's ALREADY a tag on ao3 for moxxie x leviathan? Justice for sand dollar my dudes

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I can't believe y'all. Helluva boss new ship dropped and I have seen only ONE piece of fan art for it. Moxxie could blush at a toaster and fan art would exist within hours, yet here we are with Mammon asking our another sin and days after we are in a desert.

Don't ask me to do it, I have finals.