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Lowkey feeling myself today

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Me if I was Jayce Talia giving a speech. “Ladies and gentlemen—“ realizing halfway through that I don’t want to be gender exclusive. “Everypony, thank you for joining me.”

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This ao3 curse thing is scary. Give me a while to finish my other works yall and then I’ll get to posting those.

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“Day ruined.” I mutter bitterly as I see a cybertruck. I stop midway on the sidewalk to watch as Superman picks up the cybertruck and chucks it full force at the supervillain. “Day… saved?” I whisper under my breath. Superman turns to me and smiles. “You’re welcome citizen.” He says before flying off to finish saving the day.

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Guys my wife got bricked without telling me and I’m in a fucking frog costume wtf do I do

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I’ve gotten her involved in arcane. The next step is Voltron. By next week she will be trapped in the building, just like me.

Klance lives on

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Gonna make a drawing of my friend eating me bc they just added the cannibalism patch

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Fuck.

You need to move off of Google Docs!

I know some people have seen the news recently and may be doubtful of it. To the uninformed, Google Docs has started using AI to find "inappropriate" and "problematic" content, scraping your documents and deleting it. I know some people are unsure if this is real or think this is not going to affect them.

I regret to inform you that this is real.

As I was on a call with some writers and we were moving our documents as a precautionary measure, one person discovered entire pages missing that they did not delete themselves. This is happening to us, it's not a hoax or a rumor, it's happening right now. You need to move everything if you want to preserve it.

If you're a writer with writer mutuals, please reblog this so they know. I rarely write on Google Docs anymore, but I started my fanfics on there, and I would be devastated if I lost works more than ten years old because people decided marketing appeal is more important than creative freedom.

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I’m kinda obsessed with my fics being somewhat accurate to real life or actual facts.

With that in mind my smut has been getting bland so I’m out hunting for a fwb

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Let me finish my Silco alt before I go and post another drabble just completely out of the left feild. That's kinda unprofessional of me, oops.

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I say pwp a lot but theres a lot of plot for something that's not supposed to have any.

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I love slow burns. But it gets to a point that if I fucked myself id have a baby faster than they’d finally admit their feelings for each other

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If all goes well I will be writing the sandman fanfiction

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YES, THEYRE GAY THANK GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW ALREADY AND IM NOT EVEN PAST EPISODE ONE

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Are they gay? That stare lingered for a second longer than if they were friends. That felt like a private moment. I hope they’re gay.

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How long does he stay naked? I’ve been saying “clothe that man” but honestly I think I like him better with no clothes.

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PLEASE TELL ME THERES ACCURATE YURI OF DEVIL WEARS PRADA BUT IT HAS TO HAVE THE AGE GAP AND THE SAME DYNAMIC AS THEY DO IN THE SHOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE AND I NEED THEM BEING SO FREAKY BUT I DONT WANT THEM DOING FREAKY STUFF BUT THEY ARE FR BEING INTO EACH OTHER PLEASE I NEED THIS I NEED MY AGE GAP YURI