#fuck cybertrucks

[w-i-t-c-h-b-ii-t-c-h]

I said I'm depressed not fucking stupid.

I'm literally going to pin this post because of how much I love it

i might be depressed but at least i don’t drive a cybertruck

[toku-fangirl-2015]

Got some good mileage out of our new bumper sticker today:

We had a Cybertruck follow us for a good mile or two. Husband was cackling about it for our whole trip. 😁

[didiseeacybertrucktoday]

I saw 0 Cybertrucks today! 🎉

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Well you’re right, It’s both a dumpster fire and trash

[systemadministratorclu]

There should be a law that if you see a cybertruck, you MUST point and laugh in whatever way you are able.

Punishment for breaking this law: you have to drive a cybertruck

[absolutelynormalhumanbean]

I pointed out a cyber truck to my mom. A few minutes later, we passed a dumpster and she pointed and said, "Look, there's another!"

[catboynutsack]

There's like four cyber trucks that have been sold and one of them cut me off on the way to work and one of them tailgated me on the way home. Unbelievable

[sumi-sprite]

There's a 20-something in my small suburban town who has one of these rolling trash piles. According to the grapevine, the shmuck got it used. USED.

Dude was so desperate to be a clown he couldn't even pay full price.

Seeing a cyber truck in person is truly a bonding experience. Someone parked one of those monstrosities in a no parking zone at work and me and my coworkers gathered like this

[didiseeacybertrucktoday]

I saw 0 Cybertrucks today! 🥳

[systemadministratorclu]

This kid is going places in life.

[girldraki]

this is insane

[eckswizi]

one thing that is often lost on modern audiences watching the Back to the Future series is that, in 1985, the DeLorean was well known for being a shitty car. The only reason the DMC DeLorean is remembered fondly today is because of BTTF; had the movie never happened, it would’ve been one of those fancy cars lost to time and remembered only by car nerds (trust me, there’s examples of this). Potentially the primary reason for choosing the DeLorean to be the time machine is because of how notoriously bad it was. We even see Marty question Doc’s choice to use a DeLorean, and at the climax of the first movie we see the car fail to start when Marty is lined up to drive towards the wire. The DeLorean was known for being overly heavy, clunky, prone to breaking down, and annoying to maintain.

Basically, what I’m saying is, if Back to the Future was made today, they’d use a Cybertruck.

[victusinveritas]

🅦🅐🅝🅚🅟🅐🅝🅩🅔🅡

[nando161mando]

In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.

[systemadministratorclu]

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