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Got caught watching Hulu during Christmas family time 😂

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The Beast Within (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/cOy4N48qK2 Skyler Sutherland arrives back in Scarswin, Pennsylvania to attend her grandfather's funeral, little did she know that a quick run in the woods would bring to light the face of the things that go bump in the night. Saving her from a deadly attack, Nathaniel Sutherland reveals that Vampires and Werewolves are real. Skyler soon realizes her family is the town's peacekeeping hunters. Now a new threat crawls out of the darkness and is ready to destroy the town. Beasts are the boogeymen in this supernatural world, no one has actually seen one, but they're all afraid of it. Faster than a vampire and a werewolf, stronger than both and difficult to kill.

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My reindeer hair for work.

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Hell has no FURY like a woman scorn’d.

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# true representation of life as a woman

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Felt like Belle ❤

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Best Dad Papa Mando gives baby Yoda his favorite toy!

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Gaming logo glitch wallpapers 👾 -M

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Confessions

Y'all ever see like "SpongeBob confessions" online lol like when people write their thoughts about shows. If I see it in like the middle of the day I think "Man these people are looking into a kid cartoon way too deep" but then I see some at 2am and I'm like.. "Damn you right why is Pearl the same size as everyone else, she obviously should be bigger and should go up for air." "OMG yes Chum Bucket is failing because Plankton is feeding them dead fish..VALID" "Deadass Plankton is just basically telling you what he is, his name is Sheldon. Thats like me introducing myself as Human."

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I hope Mark Zuckerberg has sleepless nights and horrible nightmares for introducing Facebook live

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Idk how to human right

Me naturally: *giggles* *says smooth shit* *flips hair* *witty sarcastic stuff* Me actually attempting to flirt: *flips hair wrong way it goes into my mouth* so..*creep eyes* what do you think the guy who discovered milk was looking for down there *awkward laugh*

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Someday my stories will be known....

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Having your period is like your body was preparing a baby room for days and then you failed it by not getting pregnant so it rips everything down and destroys the room for a week then starts to fix it up again for the next few days in hopes of a baby.

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When a tv show or movie introduces a new villain and you're not sure how you feel about them on the villain scale. Like are your feels for them The woman who killed Selena in the movie or more Loki