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Intro Post

Hi! My name is Inkclot. I'm a writer who writes both original stories and fanfics. I mostly write romance, smut, and horror. On occasion, I will write incorrect quotes and post it right here on tumblr.

A03:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Inkclot

FIMfiction:

Reddit:

Fandoms:

Rwby

My little pony

Dc

Marvel

Bistro Huddy

Persona

LAST UPDATE: 15/8/25

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Neo locks her door and gets into bed with her headphones on. She opens up her favourite audio porn creator page and starts listening.

Male voice: Are you ready for this, sweetheart?

Neo: (*^-^*)

Male Voice: It's okay if you're scared, but just know that I won't go easy on you... I need you too much to be gentle.

Neo: ( ♡•♡ )

Male voice: Now be a good girl and tell me what you want... oh, you want spanks, do you?

Neo: ( °_° )

Male voice: Ohh~ say it again. That's right, open your mouth and say it ag-

Neo turns off the audio and flings off her headphones in frustration

Neo: ( •̀ ᴖ •́ )

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Let's see:

• Themes of regret

• Fumbling awkward romance or lust

• People learning or practising wellbeing

• Clueless male characters

Hey writer friends!

What do all your stories have in common?

Here's mine:

Sibling rivalry/dysfunctional families

Strong but relatable female characters

Teenage/young adult protagonists

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Every time I write a fanfic, I get an idea for a new fanfic halfway through, and every time I start that new idea... the new new ideas attack

everytime I have ideas for fanfiction i don't feel like actually writing it and now the one time i want to right i have no ideas. god help me

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Weiss: I have terrible memories of my childhood.

Ruby: I'm so sorry, Weiss. If you ever want to talk about them, just know we are all here for you.

Weiss: No. I mean, I have poor memory of anything before my 10th birthday party. Is that not normal?

Ruby bolts up.

Ruby: Right, we are gonna spend all afternoon watching cartoons, eating candy, and ... how big is your Lego budget?

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Look Like

Blake: *Puts a pair of fake cat ears on Jaune*

Jaune: ...What are you doing?

Blake: Just seeing what our future kids might look like.

Jaune: ...Why are you taking pictures?

Blake: To send to mom.

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Yang: Right, I'm popping to the shops, you girls what anything? Blake, want to come with?

Blake: Would you ever feck off, it's lashing out.

Weiss: Just go, get some air, you miserable fucker.

Blake: You just want the alone time to shift her sister

Ruby is sitting on Weiss's bed, taking out a pouch of tobacco and a metal grinder from a shoulder bag

Ruby: Shift and a spliff, now fuck off and take your jacket.

The worst part of writing fanfiction is having to use universal terminology instead of my country's colloquialisms 💔😭

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Hog

Yang: I want danger.

Yang: I want adventure.

Yang: I want to ride your hog~.

Jaune: But you're the one with the motorcycle.

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God, I missed ask comic blogs like this. They were my childhood, hope this artist continues doing these lil comics

Do you think that if you bite a cockroach, would it crunch like a potato chip?

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I would do disgusting, horrible, evil things if it ment never having to do laundry ever again

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American liberals and their lack of self awareness, susceptibility to fall head over heels with military propaganda, inability to self reflect, latent Islamophobia and stubbornness or outright inability to educate themselves on the political history of the Islamic world is exactly what's holding the rest of the American left back and stopping real fundamental societal change from happening.

We're seeing pre-Iraq War history repeating itself (not rhyming, verbatim, repeating itself) before our very eyes and all we have to show for it is: "Iran's gonna see why Americans don't have free healthcare 💅".

And no I will not take any further questions.

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🎵I'm a lucky son of a gun 🎵

🎵I work 8 hours, I sleep 8 hours and🎵

🎵If I'm being honest it takes me an hour just to wake up in the moring. And with all the time spent cooking, eating and cleaning...fuck that alone takes like three hours. Don't get me started on the bus times🎵

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Nah, if I was female and some guy I wasn't even dating said this to me, I would RAGE

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People be like:

"There's misogyny in the gay community🤯???"

"There's misogyny in the booktok community🤯?"

"There's misogyny in [ANYTHING] community🤯🤯??"

Like yeah, of course there is. Misogyny is a HUMAN problem, and it's everywhere. Why would you think your special interests were safe.

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it’s actually so fucking insane to me that leftists can hold the belief that white people, due to their socialization in a racist society, are all inherently racist to some degree and need to constantly be checking themselves and doing work to be actively anti-racist.

but those same people would be sending rape and death threats if I said that male people, due to their socialization in a misogynistic society, are all inherently misogynistic to some degree and need to constantly be checking themselves and doing work to be actively feminist, even if they identify as women.

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Willow, despite dating such a young man, is terrible with technology and refuses to learn.

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*Jaune comes home from work later than expected to a worried Willow*

Willow: Jaune, love. Why didn't you text me that you'd be late. I've been worried sick.

Jaune: Yeah, sorry about that, my phone died.

Willow: "Died" oh dear, don't worry, I'll have someone run and pick you up a new one first thing in the morning.

Jaune: Haha, again, that's not how phone battery works. The one you bought me last week is still good but I appreciate it, babe.

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*Jaune is walking past willows study when she calls him in*

Willow: Jaune dear, can you help me find the search history

*he leans over to see that willow has googled "search the search history". The other searches read like commends or desperate pleads. "Help me woo my lover" "Teach me how to sew" "Tell me what clothes young men like, now!"*

Jaune: Please tell me this is just some ploy to get me in your office alone.

Willow: Oh, I hadn't thought of that. It's a good idea, loverboy.

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TEENAGE TEAM STRQ

Taiyang: Hey Qro- Wow, why are you smoking?

Qrow: *exhale* 'Cause it's cheaper then whiskey and my dumbass sister blown our allowance on wine.

Taiyang: I more meant why are you smoking at sixteen years old?!

Qrow: Cause Raven started at fifteen and I can't let that little shit be better then me at anything.