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Hey, guess what father? I'm ready to be an orphan.

Doflamingo, moments before shooting his father, probably.

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Usopp: Why are my hands so shaky?

Brook: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Usopp:

Usopp: What the fu-chOPPER!!

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Sabo: Remember when you told me to write letters to all the people who had ever hurt me and then burn them?

Koala: Yeah.

Sabo: I did that, but what do I do with the letters?

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Nami: Oh my God, what the Hell?

Luffy: Chopper said it was more sanitary to sneeze into an elbow.

Nami: He meant your own elbow!

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Usopp, to Sanji: Oui chef.

Luffy: Is that just a small chef? A "wee chef"?

Sanji: Luffy, get out of my kitchen.

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Garp: I assume you realise that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!

Koby: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with, Sir?

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Usopp: I know we're best friends because best friends bring out the best in each other.

Zoro: To be clear, this is your best?

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Usopp to Sanji

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Sanji: Your food is ready.

Usopp: Yeah, I'll be right there.

Sanji: Usopp, I have limited counter space. Please remove your hot dog.

Usopp: Alright! I don't see why you can't just serve us our food Sanji!

Sanji: Hey, I did not lose a leg, so that I could serve hot dogs to you.

Usopp: You have both your legs Sanji...

Sanji: Like I said, I did not lose a leg.

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hello! i wanted to ask if i can draw some of your one piece incorrect quotes and post it on tumblr?

Hello! You absolutely can. Be sure to tag us when you post it too so we can reblog it as well. We love seeing what people come up with!!

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Usopp: I promised the crew nothing stupid would happen today.

Nami: Why would you lie to everyone like that?

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Everyone knows that a man’s psyche is divided into three parts: misogynist, gay, idiot.

Nami, probably.

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And here it is: based on a post by @incorrectonepiece

Link to their blog!

Yassssss I loved that whole fight, and every time Usopp gets a chance to shine!

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Alright so your post about the broken bones disease: I reblogged and said I would make fanart of it, but is it ok with you? I'll credit your name and give a link to your blog.

Hello hello!! That is absolutely okay. Please tag us too so we can catch it and reblog as well! Looking forward to see what you make!

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Sanji: Are you nervous?

Usopp: Yeah.

Sanji: Is this your first time?

Usopp: No, I've been nervous many times.

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Corazon: If you kill me, I will die in a sad heap.

Doflamingo: And that stops me... why?

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I’m baby, but like, don’t treat me like one. Or else I’ll beat you up.

Chopper, probably.