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Sabé: I can take pain.

Padme: You can’t talk to my husband for more than ten minutes.

Sabé: Well, there’s pain and then there’s torture.

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Leia: Our first year as a married couple and we’re still in love.

Han: In your face, those who said we wouldn’t last!

Lando: I stand by my wedding toast.

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Cody: Hello, Wolffe. Made anyone cry today?

Wolffe: Sadly, no but it’s only 4:30.

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Ahsoka: Can I ask you a question?

Padme: I know my taste in men is horrible but yes I have a good relationship with my father.

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Mace: Master Kenobi, what are you still doing here? The council meeting ended ten minutes ago.

Obi-wan: Oh, just thinking about life. Wondering why we’re here. Wondering if we’re making a difference. If we even have a purpose in this world.

Mace:

Obi-wan: Quinlan superglued my ass to the chair.

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Rako Hardeen: Kenobi died of natural causes.

Anakin: You shot him off the roof!

Rako Hardeen: Yeah, gravity. It’s natural.

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Mace: If you ever need to discuss your problems with someone…

Mace: Find Master Koon. He lives for that crap.

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Ezra: Anything else?

Zeb: Yeah. Stay away from me!

Ezra: Alright. See you in the room we share.

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Ezra: Zeb and I were crossing the street and this man drove by and honked at us.

Kanan: What did you do?

Ezra: Zeb chased him to the next red light and reached into his window and—

Zeb, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Mace: Have you some kind of mental affliction?

Anakin: Probably.

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Anakin: I want to wake up to you every day for the rest of my life.

Padme: I wake up at 4:45.

Anakin: … never mind.

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Rex: So you lied to me.

Fives: That depends on how you define lying.

Rex: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Fives: Reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Ezra: What did you guys get for your yearbook superlatives?

Sabine: “Nicest smile”

Kanan: “Nicest personality”

Zeb: “Most likely to start a bar fight”

Hera: “Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one”

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Ahsoka: I need an adult.

Anakin: I’m an adult.

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: I need a different adult.

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Padme: I know exactly how to find the killer.

Obi-wan: You do?

Padme: Yeah, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects and whichever one I’m most attracted to is your killer.

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Chopper: Hera, what do you think of this letter?

Chopper, reading from the holopad: Dear Zeb, congratulations. I’m amazed that a person of such low intelligence could beat me in chess. Hats off to your mother for marrying your brother.

Chopper: I’ll stop, after that it gets a little mean.

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Gunship pilot: Please make sure all small items are secure.

Anakin: Snips, are you secure?

Ahsoka, glaring: …Yes.