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INFP: *gently taps table*

INTP: *taps back*

INFJ: What are they doing?

INTJ: Morse code.

INFP: *aggressively taps table*

INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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ENTP, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!!

INTJ: Those are Pokemon cards

ENTP, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you.

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INFP: I am straight up depressed. ENFP’s been doing their best to cheer me up. They gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

INFJ: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.

INFP: I know, it’s so hot.

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ISTP: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

INFP: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

ISTP: But you're always acting stupid?

INFP:

INFP: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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ENFP: *Screams*

ESFP: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

ENFJ: Should we do something?

ENTP: No, I want to see who wins.

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*in a park, at night*

entj: where's esfp?

isfp: *points behind a bush, where esfp and infp are... you know*

intj: where's enfp?

entj: oh, swimming in the fountain with a duck.

isfp and intj: oh, okay.

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infp: I seriously get so embarrassed doing anything. i wear sunglasses when it's sunny and i'm like "this is so humiliating"

infp: Walking downhill? embarrassing too. like ooooh look at me doing a little trot like a stupid horse

infj: um are you okay?

infp: *tearing up* i don't know

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estj

- smiling in public, frowning when alone - appreciative of the art in movies and songs - never off social media - has trouble not seeing people as uncooperative chess pieces - big spender - says yes to every party and isn’t shy to contact friends, aka a networking god - beauty enthusiast but prefers natural and professional-looking stuff - actually tries to complete bucket list - hard to please, has clear preferences and never settles

esfj

- considers eating the main event of every getaway - throws the best parties - ‘golden retriever’ strategy for making friends: “just jump them” - works hard when not distracted by coworkers - remembers everything everyone has ever said and is touchy about dates - patiently explains to everyone why what they’ve said was socially unacceptable… ok, maybe just to me? - likes the idea of charity but isn’t idealistic about it - knows you’re around by the sound of your footsteps, like a puppy

istj

- works hard to hide weeaboo side - finds work relaxing - would probably enjoy the challenge of being a castaway - the kind of parent that scares away boy/girlfriends - has THE nerdiest hobbies - attempts professional fashion - probably the most reliable person in everyone’s lives - likes being pushed to improve and to be supported more than comforted - always happy to info dump - love language is being given their favorite coffee blend

isfj

- claims to dislike ‘messy animals’ but lives for their pets - loves action movies with big battles - work-oriented but easily distracted by gossip, as is esfj - always the voice of reason - pretends to not be a hopeless romantic - cautious to the point of anxiety; would, however, survive the apocalypse - despises gaudy, likes natural tones and classical fashion - nice but easy to offend and disappoint - dog-lover that can easily be made a crazy cat person - can’t watch nature documentaries without feeling sorry for the planet/prey

entj

- almost always dressed for a job interview - can’t work in a messy room - obsessed with life hacks and goals - preoccupied with drawing the potential out of things and people - jokes without smiling. good at poker - can be surprisingly reckless and hot-headed - likes fancy stuff and doesn’t mind paying for it - other than 'studying’, hobbies are traveling and exercising. cannot relax - cynical when young, now likes the idea of spiritualism - selective about the people they spend time with

entp

- knows the solution to all problems but still has many problems - can’t help but worry that they talk too much and too quickly - literal pyromaniac. likes the color red as much as enfp - lights up every room they’re in… - takes nothing seriously, except video games. judges people who skip cutscenes and name their characters badly - soul leaves body during boring activities - criticizes action movies’ physics and combat - considerate but doesn’t hold back during arguments - attached to weirdly specific things and moody about them - irritatingly decent at everything - at risk of laughing during a funeral

intj

- pretends to not care but has secret vent blogs - blog/avatar/website is minimal and monochromatic OR sparkly and rainbow - seems shy from a distance but really isn’t - bitter about lots of things; chooses to cope alone in 'rational’ ways - religiously relies on to-do lists, which i find adorable - practices fiction writing by roleplaying and creating characters - hides nerdy side by acting professionally - uses fashion to make a statement - likes cute-creepy things - researches everything about a place before visiting - doesn’t mind friends who show up twice a year

intp

- has considered going to jail for alone time - routinely baffled by people - can’t play horror games, gets too much into it - unintentionally offends everyone - feared until seen as a dork, then is never again taken seriously - dreams of uploading the internet into brain and vice-versa - minimalist to maximize free time; wastes it by daydreaming - always late, starving, and sleep-deprived - can’t enjoy anything without also criticizing it - slow to understand dirty jokes - could spend whole life studying everything and achieving nothing - rebellious, always trying to 'hack the system’

enfj

- adores art in general; singing, writing, sewing, acting, painting… - makes getting along with everyone at work a priority - jokingly? uses terrifying memory to emotionally blackmail people - often stressed juggling many projects, lives on coffee - cheerleader sort. will fight you for wasting your potential - probably the most extrovert person everyone knows - more cunning than they present themselves - dresses to impress

enfp

- shows up with a meme after 6 months of radio silence - can’t stop talking yet insists they’re shy - has too many interests and projects. finishes anything by divine intervention - fascinated by fire and the color red, same for entp - acts like a dork but is sharp and opinionated - can’t do anything soulless, has to have ‘willpower’ and ‘inspiration’ - can’t see their natural talents - has serious regrets for someone still reckless - will name their children after videogame characters - Sinammon roll

infj

- piercing gaze is somehow also dreamy - trust issues. likes gathering intel before 'investing’ on someone and to have the upper hand - perfectionist whose work is never done - researches a lot before buying something expensive and then cherishes it - worries about seeming unapproachable - puts too much effort into planning their house decor - diplomatic as possible just before door-slamming people - never deletes anything from computer - surprisingly hard to please - loves shipping characters and people and analysing their compatibility

infp

- clumsy, may apologize to inanimate objects they bump into - loves photography/cosplaying/fashion but shy to expose themselves - idealized future is a coffee shop AU - serious fangirl/boy but dislikes shipping wars. has fanart folders - listens to surprisingly edgy music - surprisingly good with details, remembering dates, being on time, etc. but room is messy - people-pleaser but not a doormat; has a strong sense of justice - cherishes gifts forever - doesn’t like killing bugs but is fine with gory movies - kinda bonkers about cats

estp

- ambitious and restless, always looking for fun, opportunities, and shortcuts - has many friends and enemies - “hands off” kind of boss but overly critical when bothered - can’t end the day without pushing someone’s buttons - confidence is a two-edged sword - secretly soft for sweet people - too generous with their time and money - hates hypocrisy, but judges rule-breakers while being one themselves - blames the world when feeling stifled. sometimes disappears - reckless to the point that death/jail time would surprise no one

isfp

- wants fame but avoids attention like the plague - shares about 15% of their artsy side - great at being sneaky - collects pretty little trinkets - hopeless romantic. has stashes of love letters/novels/manga - loves animals but would rather die than touch a slug - loves fashion but is too shy to wear anything daring, slowly works on confidence and external identity - can be surprisingly cold - hates stress more than anyone - seen as a cinnamon roll even when being rude

esfp

- lives for the memes - gets away with everything. would probably get away with murder. - cannot hurt a fly (unless drunk and doing stupid shit; actually, sometimes bites) - never seen truly angry, ever - ideal habitat is hippie/surfing camp with a nearby nightclub - loves all animals, especially silly-looking ones - becomes driven when the situation requires and when stressed - always moving and meeting new people out of boredom - good at games and plays for fun

istp

- likes the idea of the military/police but has trouble following orders - oblivious when being flirted with - carefree but reliable when it counts (and not pranking you) - quiet and even quieter when moody. hates failing and being unable to fix a situation - a genius at whatever they put their mind into (for two days tops) - wears the same jacket everywhere, sometimes doesn’t comb their hair, sleep schedule is nonexistent - good at games and plays to win

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INFP: ENFJ told me to follow my dreams.

INTP: So do it.

INFP: But this isn’t my dream.

INTP: So don’t do it.

INFP: I don’t know what to do.

INTP: Me either.

INFP: You give such good advice. Babe, I love you.

INTP: *sips their coffee* You’re welcome.

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ENFJ x INFP ✨🌼

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Mbti relationships that i think would work pretty well but others deny it:

Estj x Intp:

Estj with good communication skills will get the heart of intps because Intps might look pretty passive and not interested in social activities but they admire people who are passionate, hard working and ambitious. Intp can make Estj think out of the box and get rid of their annoying trait as being unnecessarily stubborn.

Infj x Enfj:

Infjs can make Enfjs get down on the Earth from clouds of their ego and tell them truth without making them feel dumb. Flashy Enfjs can make Infjs appreciate their skills that Infjs mostly find useless and not developed, Infjs can get a great life lesson as not caring as much as they do from Enfjs.

Entp x Infp:

These two crazy ass people can become a great duo if Entps act like a normal human being rather fake joker and infps are not sleeping in their useless dreams. Entp is a great example for infp not being embarrassed for their failure and dramatic about daily events, infps can make entps shut up and listen to people around them instead of cutting their words without understanding anything.

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ESFP: *opens INFP’s door* Hey INFP, do you want to-

ESFP: *freezes*

ESFP: INFP, why aren’t you wearing any clothes?

INFP: I…don’t have any clothes…

ESFP: *opens INFP’s closet*

ESFP: What? You have plenty of clothes. 

ESFP: Like this shirt, this jacket, these pants, oh hi ENFJ, these shirts, this skirt, oh look at this pretty dress!

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Infp x Enfj 💜

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ISTJ: I've caught this stupid disease because of INFP.

ISFP: For the last time, emotions are not an illness.

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INFP: Are we fighting or flirting? 
ENTJ: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- 
INFP: Your point?

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ENFP: Hey, what’s your street name?

ESTP: Lil Swagayolo.

ENFP: You live on a street called Lil Swagayolo?

ESTP: … Oh, you meant my address.

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The MBTI as Shounen Jump manga

ENTJ: Death Note 

ENTP: One Piece

INTJ: Assassination Classroom

INTP: Gintama  

ESTJ: Beelzebub

ESTP: Chainsaw Man

ISTJ: Dr. Stone

ISTP: Saiki Kusuo no Ψ-nan

ENFJ: Haikyuu!!

ENFP: Hunter x Hunter

INFJ: The Promised Neverland

INFP: Demon Slayer

ESFJ: Shokugeki no Souma

ESFP: Bleach

ISFJ: Naruto

ISFP: Bakuman.