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sending hugs and prayers!! reblog and spread the word ! !

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

my friend's baby cousin is undergoing chemotherapy in netherlands and her parents are crowdfunding to pay for her treatment (SGD 135,000)

it would mean the world to the family if yall could reblog this to spread the word (and if possible donate too)

thank you!! ❤️

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ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR THESE BITCHES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I KNEEL

OUR MCs ARE HERE 😍

Stay tuned in Cybird official Twitter

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masamune and kanetsugu face off

*masamune tries promoting kanetsugu boyfriend material to get kanetsugu's ass off his girlfriend*

Kanetsugu: Why do you keep saying things that tick me off?

Masamune: I know you have no intention of getting married.

Masamune: To other female employees, it's really useful information. It could be an opportunity to climb the ladder, you know?

Kanetsugu: Goodness, how do you always know exactly what to say to get your face smashed in?

Masamune: What?

Kanetsugu: Stop saying "female employees". They're just employees. Don't you know that's sexist?

Kanetsugu: And, what, climb up the ladder? The only thing that's climbing is my blood pressure.

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Masamune: *being held up in a police lineup*

Masamune: THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG

Masamune: IM GONNA MISS THE FARMERS MARKET

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Masamune: Okay, when you hear that sizzle, that means the heat is a little too high on those eggs.

Mitsuhide: Well, the higher the heat, the faster the eggs cook, the sooner MC eats. Am I incorrect?

Masamune: ...No, you make an excellent point.

Masamune: But we don't want to feed MC burned garbage.

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Keiji: *dramatically falls during a sparring session*

MC: Are you okay?

Keiji: Make a wish. You just saw a falling star.

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I've got no records, no passport, no ID, no birth certificate. No birthname, no gender! The only thing I’m legally classified as is 'a problem'

Kicho, probably

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Motonari: You abandoned me. You left me to die.

Kicho: Well, I wouldn't have done it if I'd known you were going to hassle me about it.

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I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided not to share the data.

Sarutobi Sasuke, at some point in his Sengoku life

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Kenshin: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.

Shingen: You should say something else.

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Masamune: I'm the most responsible one in this lot.

Hideyoshi: You just set that place on fire.

Masamune: and I take full responsibility for that.

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MC: I wanna be a reverse toothfairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Keiji: A dentist.

MC:

MC: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police.

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pop quiz with mitsuhide as your tutor

MC: So

MC: I literally just wrote 'sorry' on my exam and turned it in

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Motonari: Can we agree not to tell MC about this?

Kicho: This isn't even the most disappointing thing I know about you.

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first impressions

Kenshin: *sees a nerd who cant pick up a sword without trembling*

Kenshin: Loser.

Kenshin: I feel like I could throw corn kernels on the ground in front of you and you'd peck them up like a chicken.

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Sasuke: Don't worry. I have a few knives up my sleeve.

MC: You mean cards?

Sasuke, getting a knife from his sleeve: No.

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MC: I've decided to see your threat of ending my life as you flirting.

Kenshin: