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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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The worst one I heard was from a priest who had just come to our parish. Instead of a sermon, he went on a tirade about how the bishop had reassigned him from where he wanted to be and how much he didn’t want to be at our parish. But like for at least fifteen minutes. Needless to say he didn’t stay.

ok this thread on bluesky about "what's the worst sermon you've ever heard" is INCREDIBLE THROUGHOUT

but also there's a clear winner:

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Floyd found them in the trash and shared a pair with his favourite gremlin in crime ~

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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Spring's Promise c1925 By Marjorie Miller Estes (1899-1995)

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there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

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Another day another group of pictures showing off some items you can currently buy on my Etsy. Add some Wonderland magic to your items with these Alice in Wonderland Mermaid stickers. :D

Etsy - https://www.etsy.com/shop/jessicamadorranart

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we need to kill whoever invented onedrive

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Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.