Quotes for many fandoms based off of things my actual housemates have said to me
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Literally anyone: wow she's so tiny but she's got so much fire power!
Clary: say that to my face...I dare you
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Gina to Charles: ill slap you into significance
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Phil: but wouldn’t the world be better without labels?
Dan: yes, but I don’t want to be driving along the motorway going where the f**k is London!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect dan and phil quotes#dan and phil#dan howell#phil lester#amazing phil#source: yeah I said it and I fudging meant it
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Jia: Speak now or rest in peace
Alec, under his breath: That's not right is it?
Magnus: No, I added it...it adds gravitas
#incorrect quotes#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#incorrect tmi quotes#shadowhunters#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#the dark artifices#jia penhallow#magnus bane#Alec Lightwood#malec#source: Oh dang liv
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Killian: Swan, what are those picture things?
Emma: You mean memes?!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect once upon a time quotes#once upon a time#ouat#killian jones#emma swan#captainswan#source: Lau and Lov r an mess
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Hook: SwashswashSwuckleBuckle
Emma, Horrified: I think you need to lay off the rum hon
#incorrect quotes#incorrect once upon a time quotes#ouat#once upon a time#emma swan#killian jones#captainswan#i imagine him in a party city jack sparrow costume#source: Gembelle on this one
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Simon: Izzy just cuts off his hand... de-handitating
Jace: so like decapitated but de-handitated
The rest of the gang: do not encourage him!
#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect tmi#the shadowhunter chronicles#simon lovelace#simon lewis#isabelle lightwood#alec lightwood#jace herondale#clary fairchild#magnus bane#source: megan you did this
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Dean: imagine shooting a child by accident, mistaking it for a Doberman
Sam: how would you even mix those up?
#supernatural#incorrect quotes#incorrect supernatural quotes#dean Winchester#Sam Winchester#Sam will kill you one day#oh wait
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Kit, probably: I may be dead inside but I can still catch things good
The Blackthorns: can we unadopt you?
#tscgang#the shadowhunter chronicles#dark artifices#kit rook#christopher herondale#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#dru blackthorn#julian blackthorn#emma carstairs#livia blackthorn#can we disown kit#no I love him
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Alec: Did you even risk assess this situation?
Jave: Yes, and I deemed the risk 'fuck it'!
#incorrect quotes#quote#tmi#the mortal instruments#alec lightwood#jace has too many last names#jace herondale#jalec#shadowhunters#incorrect tmi#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#incorrect mortal instruments#source: fuckin Megamoo and me
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