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Minji: Yoobin, what did you do? What the fuck did you do? THERE ARE FBI AGENTS OUTSIDE OUR DORM AND YOU’RE WATCHING YOUTUBE?
Yoobin: *resumes YouTube video*
Minji: FUCK YOU!
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Soonyoung: What does Airbnb mean?
Jihoon: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast-
Mingyu: Bungeons and Bragons.
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Ten: I shit you not Doyoung, it was *this* big!
Doyoung: There’s no way. Impossible! I’ve had hundreds of those in my hands, and they’re *never* that size!
Ten: Would I lie about something so critical?
Jisung: I’m afraid to ask but... What are you two going on about?
Ten: We’re discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
Doyoung: Why? What did you think we were talking about?
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San: I love this new strawberry flavored shampoo I got!
Hongjoong: *Flavored?*
San: Scented! I mean scented.
San: But yeah, it tastes like strawberries too!
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Mashiho: I know you don't like doing it, but I need you to call YG
Hyunsuk: I can't just call YG from his office and be like "YG, can you just stop playing tennis with JYP for a moment and come and talk?"
Mashiho: Since when? You're our leader?
Hyunsuk: I'm not in the right frame of mind
Asahi: You're high?
Hyunsuk: Yeah! Yeah! I mean how are you not after listening to this nonsense?
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(Jiwoo and Sooyoung are talking online)
Sooyoung: ❤️
Jiwoo: 3>
Jiwoo: Wait how do I turn the 3
Sooyoung: Haha! Goodness, Jiwoo!
Sooyoung:
Sooyoung: What the fuck
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so, i’m getting close to 5k, should i do something for it? idk, leave suggestions i guess?
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Kyungsoo: *asleep*
Chanyeol: *calls Kyungsoo*
Kyungsoo: *wakes up very disoriented* hello?
Chanyeol: hey what’s up?
Kyungsoo: Chanyeol? It’s 3 A.M what do you want?
Chanyeol: well I saw this thing on youtube where they call the devil at 3 A.M, so I thought why not try it out myself?
Kyungsoo:
Kyungsoo:
Kyungsoo: now listen here you little piece of uncultured shit-
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No… don’t do it, don’t kill the children, please stop, et cetera…
Lee Minho, in a monotone voice
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Jacob: There's a upside to all of this, really, so...
New: What's the upside?
Jacob: Ah, I didn't actually... I thought you just... I thought you would just trust what I said and not actually ask me. I don't-- There's no actual upside to any of this.
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Jooheon: *being attacked by bats at an amusement park exhibit* Guys! Anytime you want to jump in and help!
Shownu: Should we tell them they’re only holograms?
I.M: And spoil the fun?
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Jungkook, in the 97 liner group chat: It is such a pleasure to meet such positive, homosexual role models such as yourselves!
DK: I’m not homosexual!
The8: And I’m not positive.
#97 liners#97 liner group chat#jungkook bts#jeon jungkook bts#jeon jungguk bts#jeon jungkook#jeon jungguk#jungkook#jungguk#bts#seventeen#dokyeom seventeen#dk seventeen#seokmin seventeen#lee seokmin seventeen#dokyeom#dk#seokmin#lee seokmin#the8 seventeen#minghao seventeen#xu minghao seventeen#the8#minghao#xu minghao#source: yugioh abridged#incorrect kpop quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect bts#incorrect seventeen quotes
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Jungwoo: Rrr...
Kun: You okay, Jungwoo?
Jungwoo: Yeah, it’s just that SM cheeses me off so much that if I were one to use bad language, I would be using it bitterly and repeatedly.
Kun: Woah, Jungwoo, that’s not like you.
Jungwoo: Oh, well, I’m sorry for mentioning bad language.
Kun: Oh, no! Please use bad language! It’ll make you feel better!
Jungwoo:
Jungwoo: *Smiles sheepishly*
Jungwoo:
Jungwoo: ...PLOPPERS!
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Jaehyun: Heroes wouldn’t exist if there were no villains to shake things up!
Cha hun: Villains wouldn’t exist if their parents hugged them when they were kids!
Jaehyun: Ouch...
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Chanyeol: Your smile? It makes my day.
Baekhyun: Your happiness? Is my whole world.
Chanyeol: Your love? Is my favourite thing.
Sehun, third wheeling: Hotel? Trivago.
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