#source: splatoon 2

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Dolph: The shops here sell different things than the one in town. I love it! Nerris: I know! It's so cool you found a place that carries XXXS-size shirts!

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

“Jessica has a forehead scar from the deep end of a pool. I ask Jessica what drowning feels like and she says not everything feels like something else.” - Angie Sijun Lou

[commandertartarsmoocher]

The suspicious vendor at The Grand Festival

[steakout-05]

visual proof that sfm is the funniest animation program known to man

i was messing about with the sfm controls, and i found out i could rotate this Marina model's eyebrows and upon doing so i proceeded to fade out of existence with laughter

look at her. look at her smug fuckin face. she knows what you did. she saw what you posted. she knows what you are.

[briceterry]

*Pearl opens a door*

Marina: How's it going, Pearl? Did you bring me good news?

Pearl: We're pregnant.

[rckstrfoxy]

this is the most productive thing ive done since school started

[octogirlscreations]

It’s always hard letting go of the past. But friends make it slightly easier.

[art-of-dragonheadskilax]

Nessie…….

[seffien]

[sambadeamigosgato]

"Why do you see Ash as a werewolf?" Look at the other media i'm into and their werewolf stuff and tell me i shouldn't do that

He's a werewolf because i said so dammit

[theviceenforcer]

Splatoon 3 (SFM) - Captain 3's Hygiene

Fed up with the Captain's poor hygiene, Agent 1 and 2 have decided to take matters into their own hands even if it costs them the Captain's trust.

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Cap 3: That's weird, we just made a truce with Octarians, why are they sending a troop after us?

Eight: Probably because Four stole a bunch of their power eggs

Four: Dude!

Eight: Oh right. Four did not steal their power eggs. I have no idea why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Inner Agent 3: You're weak. Agent 8: I'm you.

[itsflappletimeyippee]

This guy is 2 silly 4 me

[steakout-05]

for those curious, i forgot to record a video of me initially posing Marina, but here's a timelapse (aka me just holding crtl+shift+z for a long time lol) of the posing process of the Marina render:

[briceterry]

*Marie and the other idols are having a sleep over after the Grand Festival and is ordering a pizza*

Marie: And toppings?

Big man: Ay! (spaghetti pizza!!)

Pearl: Meat lovers!

Marina: Vegetarian!

Callie: Pineapple!

*Marie and the other Idols stare at Callie, then Marie makes the call*

Marie, on the phone ordering pizza: Yes, a meatlovers, a vegetarian, a spaghetti and... pineapple... no, it's not for me...Yes, She does have a mental disability.

Callie: :((((