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when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

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not to start shit but paddington could and should knock the shit out of pooh BUT he wouldnt because it wouldn’t be kind nor polite but just know a motherfucker COULD

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today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

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i thought this post was a little controversial and would make all the homeschooled kids on here angry so im not going to post it

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he honks when he want something! ___ (Dobby Cat on youtube)

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Lil Wayne getting out of his jacuzzi

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john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?

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when a deadline is looming but the stress still isn’t enough to motivate you into doing something:

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the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

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every time someone send you hate, send them this back

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still eating the same chocolate bar after all these years. thank you, tumblr…

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imagine thinking you’re too woke to enjoy Brooklyn Nine Nine lmaoooo

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my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

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Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

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#saveb99