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Haaii!! I hope you are doing well :3 and i hope im not interrupting you- dont know if you are online now sorry :'D

May i ask what your Zane headcanons are?

Hi! Sorry for the delay, but sure! This got long, so under a cut.

He doesn't give a fuck about gender after he comes back in season 4, and is cool with whatever gender words and pronouns

Still uses he/him mostly since that's what most people use for him and he isn't too fussed by gender

Can not figure out how to open those pump shampoo/lotion bottles, and therefore will avoid them at all costs

Always meticulous in his appearance, even though he is always wearing white

Struggles with the idea that he is actually Zane after he died in season 4, and then later on after he came back from the never realm

Most hated teacher at Darkley's because he can't read cursive and that's all these kids seem to know how write

He has two modes of communication online: Either incredibly formal, like writing a letter to the government, or with the weirdest combination of slang he absorbed via Urban Dictionary and teen movies/shows

On that note, he is the best at busting drug deals online between teens because he knows all of the slang they use to avoid getting flagged by the system

Reads fanfic about himself and other media he consumes unironically, because he wants to support writers who are writing for their passions. His comments are legendary

After the events of season 6, Jay forced him to get an upgrade so he doesn't arrest himself if he commits a crime. Zane has no clue why

Researched on how to get a therapist to say you are 'fine' since he doesn't want to waste anyone's time with what he thinks aren't actual problems (they really are problems)

Adding onto that, is incredibly stubborn when it comes to taking advice about how to take care of himself mentally and emotionally

Despises pop up ads to the point where when Jay wants to be a little shit, he will install a virus onto Zane that makes him say random pop-up ads randomly

Can't play online multiplayer due to the anti-cheating software flagging him as a bot (which like yes he is but also no)

Is the ninja's shady back alley doctor because he got banned from the hospital after fighting a doctor who didn't believe them that Kai's body temperature is actually that high and he isn't sick

Uses his falcon to spy on the ninja (rip Falcon)

Anyway, hope that is what you were looking for! I could go on about Zane but I didn't wanna bore you

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For all of the northerners that stood up for Texas during our freeze and said, "Don't make fun of them, they've never dealt with this before. Their infrastructure isn't made for snow and freezing."

This one is for you.

Where I live 108°F with 80% humidity with no wind is normal.

Pacific North West is dealing historic best waves 35-40°C or 95-105°F.

First of all. Don't make fun of them for bitching about the heat. Just like Texas isn't built for a freeze and our pipes burst, Pacific North West isn't built for heat and a lot of their homes don't have AC.

If you live somewhere with a high humidity like 80+ HUMIDITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. The "humidity makes it feel cooler" is a lie once it gets beyond a point.

If you live somewhere with a lower humidity, misters are nice to cool off outside.

Once you get over 90°F (32°C) a fan will not help you. It's just pushing around hot air. (I mean if you can't afford a small AC unit because they're expensive as hell, by all means a fan is better than nothing).

If you have pets, those portable AC units aren't safe. If your pets destroy the outtake thing, it'll leak CO2. Window units are safer.

Window AC units will let mosquitoes or other small bugs in. Sucks, but that's life.

Now is not the time to me modest. If you have to cover for religious reasons, by all means. If you don't, I've seen people wear short shorts and a swim top. It's not trashy if it keeps you from getting heat stroke.

If you do have to cover up for religious reasons, look for elephant pants or something similar. They're made with a breathable material.

Shade is better than no shade, but that shit it just diet sun after some point. Don't think shade will save you from heat stroke.

I know the "drink your water" is a fun meme now, but if you're sweating excessively you need electrolytes. Drink Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialite PLEASE. I don't care if you're fucking sitting in one spot all day. That shit WILL save you from heat stroke.

Most importantly. RESEARCH THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEAT STROKE AND HEAT EXHAUSTION PLEASE!

If you're diabetic and can't drink Gatorade, mix water, fruit juice, and either lite salt or pink salt

If you can afford it, cover windows with thick curtains to insulate the house

If you have tile floors, lay on them with skin to tile contact. If you don't, laying your head on cool counters works too.

If the temperature where you're at is hotter than your body temperature, don't wear heat wicking clothing. Moisture wicking is safe though.

Check your medication labels. Many make you more susceptible to sun and heat

-Room temperature water will get into your body faster. This is something I learned doing marching band in high summer in Georgia, and it saved all of our asses. Sip it, don't gulp it, especially if you're getting into the red; same goes for whatever fluid you're drinking. And just in general drink during the day.

-If you are moving from an air conditioned space to an un-air conditioned space, if at all possible try to make the shift gradual. When my dad and I were working outside and in un-ac houses a few years ago, he'd turn the air down to low in the truck about ten-fifteen minutes before we got where we were going. This way your body doesn't go from low low temps to high temps. S'bad for you.

-If you can, keep your lights off during the day. Light bulbs may not generate a lot of heat, but the difference is noticeable when it gets hot enough. I literally only turn my bedroom light on in the evening when it gets too dark.

Don't be afraid to just like... pour water on yourself if you need to. The evaporation will cool you off.

Put your hand to the cement for 15 seconds. If you can't handle the heat, it'll burn your dog's paws. Don't let them walk on it.

Dogs with flat faces are more prone to heat stroke. Don't leave them out unsupervised.

Frozen fruit is delicious in water.

Wet/Cold hat/handkerchief on your head/neck will help you stay cool.

Pickle juice is great for electrolytes! You can even make pickle juice Popsicles!

Heat exhaustion is more, "drink water and get you cooled off." Heat stroke is more "Oh my god call 911."

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[Image description: an infographic showing the difference between heat exhaustion and heat stroke. The graphic is labeled "Heat Dangers: First Warning." Signs of heat exhaustion: faint or dizzy, excessive sweating, cool, pale, clammy skin, rapid, weak pulse, muscle cramps. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat exhaustion, get to a cool, air-conditioned place, drink water if conscious, and take a cool shower or use cold compress. Signs of heat stroke: throbbing headache, no sweating, red, hot, dry skin, rapid, strong pulse, may lose consciousness. If you think you or someone else may be experiencing heat stroke, call 911. End description]

Be safe.

-fae

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yea hi can i get a... uhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhh..........................................pixal headcanons please

Sure thing!

Taller than all the ninja except Zane, cause Borg made her tall so she can help people who can't reach things

Her original outfit was based on an interest in how people in stories of old dressed, and she liked how flowy it seemed

Struggled with the idea of having emotions and feeling and independent thoughts for a long time, cause first she was an office worker and then she was in Zane's head. She's gotten better at it though

Debated trying to change her hairstyle when she rebuilt her body, but decided not to. Regrets it, as now everyone seemed to have the same hair style

Doesn't really enjoy eating, but is willing to indulge Zane's love for food and cooking because she finds it hilarious to see him so passionate about something he doesn't even need

Is very knowledgeable about internet slang, cause she is in charge of wrangling the interns at Borg industry if she goes there to help out

Likes confusing people as to what Samurai X’s gender is with changing her voice a lot

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do you have any headcannons for chen/clouse? young chen or from the 4th season!!

I do, actually. Sorry for how long this took :(

Clouse had find Chen by accident, after being kicked out of his village for dabbling in black magic (aka human sacrifice), and is like 'ooh, someone I can make do magic for me? Very nice"

He offered Clouse the chance to learn how to control his powers and Clouse accepted, because hey free lodging and training

For a while, Clouse didn't really Chen was crazy crazy, just a bit eccentric. That notion was soon dissuaded

Chen is surprisingly business savy, and gets very annoyed when Clouse tries to help him with his noodle business

When Skylor was growing up, after her mother died, Clouse had to go bug the Kabuki girls for how to take care of her, and then he reported that to Chen

Clouse has perfected a headache remedy since he hangs out with Chen all the time

Chen funds all of Clouse's ideas without really asking about them

Clouse has given up trying to get Chen to change his fashion sense. Now he has resigned himself to his boss having bad fashion taste

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any krux and acronix headcanons?

I sure do!

Acronix loves to curl up in the sun and take a nap like a cat

Krux hates that technology hurts his eyes

Krux actually went to school for biology/chemistry, while Acronix learned about history

Acronix likes to take stuff apart and rebuild it (when he first went to the future and got access to the borgpad, he took it apart and rebuilt it perfectly)

They dress identically since Acronix doesn’t care what he looks like and Krux is willing to pick his outfits

Krux hates majority of fabrics, so he picks everything based on how it feels

Acronix forced Krux to come out when they were kids instead of being a shut in /affectionate

Acronix likes kids, while Krux thinks they’re annoying

Acronix would be a god at eye make up

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headcanons about dr sander saunders/krux in the 40 years he was waiting for acronix please 😁

Apologies for such a delay! I just...had no motivation and forgot what happened in season 7 for a while, so I had to rewatch it. And I still don't remember anything... Hope these were worth the wait!

Him and Acronix had a dream for years before the war to go to university together, Acronix for science and Krux for history

Shortly after the war, Krux went out to fulfil that dream, because it helped give cover for his plan, and not because he wanted to make Acronix proud

He doesn't like kids, and hated when the museum had to give tours to them

He got his fake name from a book the twins made as a kid

He had so much fun designing that statue of Chen, because he made it as stupid as possible

Got a reputation of being an idiot when it came to tech, and he had interns whose whole job was to 'sit there and do anything that needs a computer"

He mostly ignored Ray and Maya, but occasionally would go talk to them and just gloat/tell them modified version of what is going on

He gathered up books about science for Acronix, so he could read about it, because he always wondered how the world works

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i have three responses to "how is your writing going"

1) it's not

2) it's going

3) i am ENTHUSED. i have been BLESSED with the POWER of the MUSES. i am an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CREATION i am the MOST ULTIMATE OF ALL WRITERS

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Hcs for the ninja’s sleeping habits? (What they wear to bed, bedtime routine, how early/late they go to bed or wake up, etc etc)

Thanks! ❤️

Oh heck yeah I do! Honestly, I spend a lot of time thinking about small details like this. Just adds a bit something to them, ya know?

Also, these headcanons are supposed to fit sort of anywhere between seasons, since you never mentioned a specific time frame.

Anyway, without further ado, let’s begin.

Jay: Jay feels like the guy who has a set bedtime routine, but not a set bedtime. He usually goes to sleep around 11 pm, but that can be very off depending on what he is doing. His bed time routine is fairly minimal. He changes his clothes, washes his face and brushes his teeth, and goes to bed. He likes to sleep on the bed since he has a fear of being stepped on.

Cole: Doesn’t have a set bedtime or routine technically, but does change into pajamas and goes to bed roughly the same time every day. He is the kind of person to just go to bed and lay there, and not be doing something like reading something on his phone. He likes to be on the ground since he’s a tall guy and beds can end up feeling tiny to him

Kai: Has a terrible sleep schedule, and has very little bedtime routine. He goes to bed whenever from 10 pm to 3 am but he always is awake by 8 at the latest. He usually just uses the bathroom before going to bed, and doesn’t own a set of pajamas he wears regularly. He oftentimes goes on his phone in bed.

Zane: Is the kind of guy with a set bedtime routine, bedtime and wake up time. He likes to be in bed every day at 10 pm so he can wake up 6 for training. He takes a shower every night, brushes his teeth and has those stereotypical striped/plaid pajama set, with the buttons and everything. He also doesn’t use any electronics for an hour before bed, and tries to encourage the others to do so.

The irony of this is that he has no need to do any of that. Since he is a nindroid he can technically function without rest at all. However, he does declutter his systems every night (basically he gives himself a reset every night and refreshes his systems), which is essentially his version of sleep.

Nya: Has really bad insomnia due to medical issues. She has to go to bed every day at the exact same time and wake up at the exact same time otherwise her sleep schedule is going to be very off-kilter. She has a full blown bed time routine in an attempt to help her sleep.

Lloyd: He rarely sleeps at night due to nightmares, or he only sleeps for a few hours. His average sleep schedule is to go to bed at around 3, wake up at 6 and maybe take a nap for about twenty minutes sometime during the day. He is surviving on power naps and ice water. He refuses to do anything about it, and hates when people bring it up.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed! I apologize for the wait but I hope you enjoyed this all the same.

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do you think the ninja would have any plushies/stuffed animals

Oh, for sure. They all have different plushies for different reasons, but they do all own plushies.

Jay: Jay canonically has a stuffed animal named Mister Cuddlywomp, and that thing is just so beaten and loved. It has patches on its patches, and it looks more like a monster than a Teddy Bear. Jay loves it so much, though, and the others can’t bear to make him get rid of it. It’s probably the only plushie Jay had for a long time, due to him growing up in a junkyard and then the ninja not really having a lot of extra spending money. However, you can bet that when he was able to, he bought another Teddy Bear to keep alongside Mr. Cuddlywomp. He also has a dragon one that has reversible sparkles that was a gift from the other Ninja.

Zane: Zane feels like a guy who likes toys that have fun sensory things, like weight, crinkle paper, and reversible sparkles. They are often used as something akin to a stress toy. Zane finds that they are very soothing to hold and fidget with. He has a kangaroo one, a teddy bear, and a dragon one.

Cole: He definitely got a bunch of stuffed animals for free from various concerts he went to as a kid, but he wasn’t a big fan of them cause they were pretty small and Cole is a fan of bigger stuffed animals. As a joke, someone gave him a giant teddy bear and he loves it. Aside from that, he has a dragon that looks like Rocky and a stuffed panda.

Kai: He never had any chance to get stuffed animals, due to him focusing on raising Nya. After all, he had to be an adult and make sure there was food on the table. He didn’t really get into the stuffed animal thing until Lloyd got him a dragon plushie after the Overlord was defeated for the first time. He promised Lloyd that he would sleep with it, because he might think that it was dumb but it was Lloyd and Lloyd never liked asking for things. So Kai slept with it, and he realized that it was actually very comforting to have. It was like having his siblings with him. Kai still sleeps with it to this day.

Nya: Nya had a few, small stuffed animals when she was little, because while Kai was willing to give up things like that, he would be damned if he didn’t allow his little sister to have them. Nya had a robot plushie and a small bunny as a kid that she still keeps to this day. She also got a blue sea dragon plushie from Jay.

Lloyd: Poor guy never had any plushies as a kid, because of being raised to be evil. He tried to get a few as a kid, but they were almost always stolen/destroyed. So when he could get stuffed animals, he was incredibly excited. He has a stuffed dinosaur, a frog, a dragon, a lizard, a bear, and a snake. He has them all lined up in a nice little pile on his bed.

(Also, I want to see if anyone gets the connection between them all. It should be fairly obvious.)

Anyway, that is my headcanons on the ninja and their stuffed animals! I hope this is satisfactory!

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Hey, I just wanted to remind you guys that requests are open, and that I am very much interested in having you guys ask me stuff. This blog only works if you guys ask me stuff!

Also, I am okay if you want me to do an analysis of stuff from Ninjago as well!

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Ello

Hi

It me

Soooo [insert your favourite character or just a character u rlly like] headcanons?

Still ofc no pressure! Seriously take all the time in the world. Though I may be confused if I'm like 80 years old 🤔 /tHISJOKE /LH

Yo! I have been sitting on this ask for a while, but here it is. I'm doing Karlof cause he needs more.

He's about 7 feet/2.1 meters

He is very proud of his background as someone from Metalonia

He speaks both ancient ninjagaron and metalonian

He is pretty chill about his gender, and has no real interest in dating

Not really a label guy. He has no real idea if he is queer or no, but he doesn't care either way

He isn't a very big hug person, but he gives the best hugs

Has pretty bad anxiety about meeting new people, which causes him to come off pretty rude

Does not have a good relationship with his mom, but he loves his dad

His parents were, like a lot of Metalonian people, were in an arranged marriage

He lived in a lower class family, which is why his common ninjagaron is so weird. He never had an opportunity to learn it formally

He gets very annoyed that people think that he is not intelligent.

Has a lisp

Learned how to fight people because he was getting tired of being bullied

Has 2 siblings, and he is the middle child

He will fight anyone who hurts his siblings

He is not a great influence for them but he tries

Loves the rain

Has a really hard time saying no

I have a lot more headcanons, but they are more angst headcanons. If you want them, let me know.

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Thank you @kerriloyal and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

(Especially @ninblahgo)

Hiya!

What're your favourite headcanons?

(I know I've sent quite an amount of asks now [it counts as a lot to me] so you don't have to answer this one, just when you feel motivated to or whenever you see fit ^^)

Hello! No, never apologize for sending too many asks unless I tell you that I don’t want to answer them.

(Also, no I did not just forget about this ask until right now what are you instituting?)

Some of my favorite headcanons include:

Darkley’s School For Bad Boys and Marty Oppenheimer’s School Of Preforming Arts having this weirdly intense rivalry, which mainly involves their show choir teams

Neuro just having all the gossip and hating it

Shade disliking really bright or very dark rooms since they mess with his element

Pale loving classical literature and music

Karlof is not the best with people but he loves to talk to them

Gravis is the most respected since he can actually order food

Jacob and Cole having a love/hate relationship over both Jacob’s actions on the island and music

Two of the Royal Blacksmith’s are literally married

Trans Shade and Tox

Genderfluid Lloyd and Chamile

Aroace spec Griffin and Ash

Literally every show choir kid at Darkley’s or Oppenheimer’s hates The Royal Blacksmiths since they always interrogate them afterwards

Darkley’s and Marty Oppenheimer’s have a banquet every year, supposedly for fundraising. The two schools provide entertainment.

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Hiya!

What're your favourite headcanons?

(I know I've sent quite an amount of asks now [it counts as a lot to me] so you don't have to answer this one, just when you feel motivated to or whenever you see fit ^^)

Hello! No, never apologize for sending too many asks unless I tell you that I don’t want to answer them.

(Also, no I did not just forget about this ask until right now what are you instituting?)

Some of my favorite headcanons include:

Darkley’s School For Bad Boys and Marty Oppenheimer’s School Of Preforming Arts having this weirdly intense rivalry, which mainly involves their show choir teams

Neuro just having all the gossip and hating it

Shade disliking really bright or very dark rooms since they mess with his element

Pale loving classical literature and music

Karlof is not the best with people but he loves to talk to them

Gravis is the most respected since he can actually order food

Jacob and Cole having a love/hate relationship over both Jacob’s actions on the island and music

Two of the Royal Blacksmith’s are literally married

Trans Shade and Tox

Genderfluid Lloyd and Chamile

Aroace spec Griffin and Ash

Literally every show choir kid at Darkley’s or Oppenheimer’s hates The Royal Blacksmiths since they always interrogate them afterwards

Darkley’s and Marty Oppenheimer’s have a banquet every year, supposedly for fundraising. The two schools provide entertainment.

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I really liked your paleman headcanons! do you have any for neuro?

You’re in luck! I do have Neuro head canons!

In his 20s, around Paleman’s age

His hair is only white cause of all the stress hearing everyone's thoughts all of the time

He is desi, specifically Pakistani

Contrary to popular belief, he is a sucker for queer romances and fantasy. He likes to pretend he exists in another world for a while

He will wear a skirt, but only if he gets to wear tights and it's past his knee.

His favorite color is a really light pink, but he never wears it cause he thinks he can't pull it off

Surprisingly, he's not that short. He's about 5'5, and he's taller than Turner and Jay.

He is an engineering nerd, and has a special interest in welding. (Yes, this is inspired by that one scene in season 9)

Is surprisingly good at going with the flow, because he is already aware of what the new plan is

A peacekeeper person

Has a weakness for store brand chocolate chip cookies

Best friends with Tox

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I really liked your paleman headcanons! do you have any for neuro?

You’re in luck! I do have Neuro head canons!

In his 20s, around Paleman’s age

His hair is only white cause of all the stress hearing everyone's thoughts all of the time

He is desi, specifically Pakistani

Contrary to popular belief, he is a sucker for queer romances and fantasy. He likes to pretend he exists in another world for a while

He will wear a skirt, but only if he gets to wear tights and it's past his knee.

His favorite color is a really light pink, but he never wears it cause he thinks he can't pull it off

Surprisingly, he's not that short. He's about 5'5, and he's taller than Turner and Jay.

He is an engineering nerd, and has a special interest in welding. (Yes, this is inspired by that one scene in season 9)

Is surprisingly good at going with the flow, because he is already aware of what the new plan is

A peacekeeper person

Has a weakness for store brand chocolate chip cookies

Best friends with Tox

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Hello!! Got any Paleman headcanons? :]

(Sorry! I should've reblogged your first post so that more people could see, sorry sorry I'll go do that now)

Don’t feel bad about it! I always forget to reblog stuff until like…3 weeks later. Lucky for you, I do have Paleman headcanons. Also, sorry this took so long!

Uses he/they

Full name is Alexander Paleman

Is in his late teens/early 20s

Is the voice of reason for the elemental masters

Best friend is Ash

Honestly loves literature, favorite books including A Wrinkle In Time and The Hobbit

Can and will turn visible if they're comfortable

Often doesn’t realize they’re invisible unless someone tells him

Has a decent relationship with his parents, but they are distant

Never really knew the other elemental masters existed until he left home

Loves musical theatre and indie music

Favorite artist is Cavetown and loves the Rent and Company soundtracks

He's pretty well off, but he's really modest about it

Like he'll give you money if you need, but he doesn't flaunt his wealth

Hates talking to new people, most people he knows through Ash

Surprisingly good friends with Shade, due to both of them feeling isolated within the elemental masters community

Loves baking, especially breads and cookies

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Rules And About

Hello to all. I presume you are here for Ninjago Headcanons. These are just some basic rules. They will be updated if needed.

Updated 7/08/2024

Note: I am caught up to Dragons Rising season 2 part 1, but may struggle with doing headcanons for the new characters, so please keep that in mind. Any spoilers will be tagged with ‘ninjago dragon rising spoilers’ if you wish to avoid them.

REQUESTS: OPEN

Please be respectful and patient. I have a life outside of Tumblr. Feel free to bug me about requests, cause I could have totally forgotten

I can and will refuse to do any requests that I do not feel comfortable with. However, I would tell you if I am uncomfortable shortly after receiving the ask, so if I don't reply it's because I am just being slow

I will make mistakes regarding canon. Forgive me.

Hate will not be tolerated. It's my own headcanons. They are my oponions of Ninjago.

If you want a specific time frame/universe (ex pre season 6, or high school AU) please inform me.

If I forgot a warning, then please tell me.

Other than that, I will happily do whatever you request. Please note that this might not be what I said on my main blog, since I want the headcanons here to be somewhat canon complimented.