#Also I threw in some headcanons ft other ninja hope that was cool
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Haaii!! I hope you are doing well :3 and i hope im not interrupting you- dont know if you are online now sorry :'D
May i ask what your Zane headcanons are?
Hi! Sorry for the delay, but sure! This got long, so under a cut.
He doesn't give a fuck about gender after he comes back in season 4, and is cool with whatever gender words and pronouns
Still uses he/him mostly since that's what most people use for him and he isn't too fussed by gender
Can not figure out how to open those pump shampoo/lotion bottles, and therefore will avoid them at all costs
Always meticulous in his appearance, even though he is always wearing white
Struggles with the idea that he is actually Zane after he died in season 4, and then later on after he came back from the never realm
Most hated teacher at Darkley's because he can't read cursive and that's all these kids seem to know how write
He has two modes of communication online: Either incredibly formal, like writing a letter to the government, or with the weirdest combination of slang he absorbed via Urban Dictionary and teen movies/shows
On that note, he is the best at busting drug deals online between teens because he knows all of the slang they use to avoid getting flagged by the system
Reads fanfic about himself and other media he consumes unironically, because he wants to support writers who are writing for their passions. His comments are legendary
After the events of season 6, Jay forced him to get an upgrade so he doesn't arrest himself if he commits a crime. Zane has no clue why
Researched on how to get a therapist to say you are 'fine' since he doesn't want to waste anyone's time with what he thinks aren't actual problems (they really are problems)
Adding onto that, is incredibly stubborn when it comes to taking advice about how to take care of himself mentally and emotionally
Despises pop up ads to the point where when Jay wants to be a little shit, he will install a virus onto Zane that makes him say random pop-up ads randomly
Can't play online multiplayer due to the anti-cheating software flagging him as a bot (which like yes he is but also no)
Is the ninja's shady back alley doctor because he got banned from the hospital after fighting a doctor who didn't believe them that Kai's body temperature is actually that high and he isn't sick
Uses his falcon to spy on the ninja (rip Falcon)
Anyway, hope that is what you were looking for! I could go on about Zane but I didn't wanna bore you
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago zane#ninjago headcanons#is it obvious I have a favorite ninja?#Also I threw in some headcanons ft other ninja hope that was cool
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