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hiii, hellooooo!! hows everyone's night going? bc mine is so far consists of boyfie taking me out and buying me margaritas as i tell him the deep lore of the taylor/joe/matty story

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Let me have this uncle brainrot-

uncle!osamu gets glasses, and it’s the worse thing to happen to Miya Hisako.

It’s nothing major, his eyes just slowly start to go awry from readings and focusings and just general age, and despite being young, he’d rather just jump on the horse with glasses now than let his sight get worse and worse with time.

He looks good with them! And they certainly do help with his vision, even if it’s a lighter prescription, it’s definitely nice to just see the world normally again.

But not everyone seems to take kindly to the new addition.

Namely that of your seven month old.

“Hey tiny,” he groans, crouching down to pick up the child, who is staring up at him. “Oh I missed you so much.” He plants a few kisses on her chubby cheeks, and is confused by her lack of affection back. Her eyes are focused on him, very intently, as if trying to look past him and into his soul, and he shivers slightly under her weirdly cold gaze.

“Sako? What’s wrong-“

Just before he can finish, Hisako absolutely screams. Her vocal chords shake, her face screws shut, and she starts flailing and kicking herself from Osamu’s grip. He’s horrified, he’s so upset, and he’s trying his hardest to not get smacked by her waving hands and kicking feet. He tries to soothe her, shush and hold her close- maybe he pinched her by accident?- but it isn’t until one tiny fist swats at Osamu’s face and knocks the glasses clean from his nose that you intervene- just as Atsumu storms in to maul whatever creature was distressing his baby.

Brown eyebrows furrow in fury as they land on the blanched Osamu, who’s heart is currently in the process of shattering.

“I’ll kill you-“

“‘Tsumu, relax,” you sigh, grabbing your child from Osamu’s arms and bending down to pick up the frames from the floor. “I was right here, he didn’t do anything.”

“With her screaming like that, he must’ve!” The blonde accused, but with the glare you send him, he shuts his mouth pretty quick.

“No, I didn’t,” Osamu hisses; he’s trying hard to not cry, but you don’t say anything about it. He’s already hurt enough at his niece’s reaction that you’d hate to draw attention to it. “Whatever. Let’s just have dinner.”

And dinner goes no better. Hisako won’t eat, she’s just staring at Osamu with all of her might, and osamu can’t bring himself to look at her. And despite Atsumu’s efforts to make small talk, you all finish your food in predominant silence.

He’s an absolute mess, he doesn’t know what he did but he wants to fix it, because a life where Miya Hisako hates him is not a life he's about to live.

With dinner done, you tell him to go sit and relax, calm himself down from his impending meltdown before dessert- it's met with one hell of a fight from the chef, but in the end he relents and settles on the couch. As he removes his glasses to apply pressure to his eyes with fingers, he hears a happy little coo just a few inches away.

Then, tiny hands paw at Osamu’s legs to be lifted up into his arms, but he hesitates. This, makes Hisako whine to be lifted, and he chews his lip before calling for Atsumu to remove the bundle of joy that’s hurting his heart. The blonde rolls his eyes, “you could pretend to want your niece-“

“Atsumu, enough,” you snarl, but it’s not enough to stop osamu from sighing as he puts on his glasses, hoping to ease the migraine in his head.

When Hisako tries to squirm away again, your brow quirks.

“Osamu,” you say softly. “Take those off.”

“Why-“

“Because I said so.”

“Yeah, you know better than to question my better half,” Atsumu scoffs, grabbing a pastry to stuff into his mouth shamelessly.

The chef grumbles before doing so, and after a few minutes of staring, she smiles and coos for her uncle’s attention.

“Osamu, your glasses!” You laugh. “It’s your glasses!”

Three heads tip cutely in confusion for your words. You roll your eyes, “she doesn’t recognize you with your glasses. You probably scared her earlier, she doesn’t recognize it’s you!”

To test your theory, Osamu puts his glasses on once more, and the infant whines and tries to burrow against atsumu, and when osamu removes the frames and taps her on the leg to look at him, Hisako eagerly reaches out for him.

“Oh thank god,” Osamu says in one quick breath, taking the child from Atsumu and into his own arms, nuzzling into her neck and smoothing down the little wisps of hair on her head and squeezing her tightly while she giggles and plays with his hair in chubby fingers.

“I think you actually just saved my brother,” Atsumu says in amazement, and you shrug with a smirk before taking a sip of your tea.

“I’m magic like that.”

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buddy daddies ✧ the duality of suwa rei

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ok ok i gotta fix up the blog theme a little before properly going back to interact with content

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ISA!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

congrats on passing calc, couldn't be me, I'm glad you're back and I agree id let knives hit in a heart beat ♡

CALY BABEY!!! I MISSED U TOO ❤

thank you!! it also wasn't me for like the past...3 semesters ?!?! honestly fuck you 2017 isa that thought getting a comp sci degree in a public uni was doable, when she could barely scrap by in hs math 🤨🤨 my toxic trait is thinking "i'll cross that bridge when i get to it" to everythING.

anyway!! i'm glad to be back, for real this time bc turns out that my silly little brain can't be deprived of the joys of being online on tumblr dot com and not lose it a little bit 🤪

BUT YES OMG I KNEW YOU WOULD GET ME!!!! hes so hot when hes trying to wipe out the whole entire human kind😍❤ its the psychotic giggle for me 🥰🥰

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uhm, hiiii!!

guess whos casually back from the dead?!?! almost literally.

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oh this blog desesperatly needs a new theme & since i missed halloween, is it too early for a christmas theme?

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...uhm hiiii??😬

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ISA MY LOVE.. 🫶

i just saw your little announcement and omg that sounds amazing!! congratulations isa, you deserve it so much 🥺✨💛 hope all goes well and you'll get a much-deserved break afterwards as well! sending you my smooches and congrats, plus i hope you're taking care 💌💌💌

MIZU MY SWEETHEART (≧◡≦) ♡!!! did u know that i love u so much and you're actually the loveliest being in this planet? cuz yeah i checked the data and thats what it says 😌💛

but everything went alright, despite the hecticness heheh submitted the final version on friday evening and then i spent the weekend and much of yesterday just buried in blankets trying to fuse with my couch & binging k-dramas lol

thank you for the sweet words & smooches babey 🥺💛 i'm sending a bunch more kisses back hehe 💖💖💖

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hi isa just wanted to say hello ^_^

heids bby!!! i'm so sorry for answering this almost a week later <\3

but hiiii, how are you? how is your week so far? hope its all going well and you're having a nice day today hehe 🥰💛

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Isa bby hi !!! I'm glad you're resting well after your school stuff ♡ it's good to see you again

CALY BBY I MISSED YOU!!!! i saw you tagged in a bunch of stuff me in stuff and it made me so happy ajahshsjsashsjaaa cant wait to go through it bc i just know you're gonna send me into cardiac arrest (affectionately) hehehe <3

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*pops head out of the pile of blankets i've been buried under*...uhm hiiii??

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assorted insta requests and mostly floating heads

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hi! happy early birthday!! sorry for putting this in so close to the end of your event TT can i ask for semi with his pouty face or just laughing? you can pick! he's so pretty either way especially in your style OTL hope you're having a good day and enjoy your birthday this week!! 💕

(also i love your header image so much it makes me laugh whenever i look at it fdsjdj tina-)

thank you sooo much!! and no dont apologize!! <3

i hope he looks pouty enough!! im starting to realize how much i like semi uwu

and yes im glad you appreciate the masterpiece that is tina belcher alkifhjkafak

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Seggsy man Semi Eita

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musician semi eita 🎸🎶

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So, I doodled a thing