#never too early for christmas

[forever-ev]

Putting up my Christmas decorations

[disguisedcheezed]

IT'S SEPTEMBER????????

im sorry for being filipino 😢😢😢😭😭🇵🇭

[thatsbelievable]

[peachy-keenss]

Local cannibal INSISTS his wife stay in his warm oven i mean oven i mean home for the holidays!

[squeeegs]

in other words, it was no longer Christmas Eve... but Christmas Day!

[babygaunt]

MY NEW SHIP IS SAILING 🐧🐦🐤🐣🐥🦆🐔🦄🐺🦉🦅🦇

Ominis/M!MC, 0% plot, 100% tooth rotting fluff.

[azurite01]

it may be november but MERRY CHRISTMAS YURI NATION‼️‼️

[kidpickarus]

is it too early for christmas fics?

[booburt]

merry novembmas

[furbygone]

LOOK WHO I RECEIVED!!!!!!!! (passes away)

[forever-ev]

Already preparing my christmas theme

[manchesterau]

the way im never doing a festive queue ever again, love yall but….no

[july-19th-club]

our least honorable regulars tend to come and go, and it depends on their age or how many disruptive children they have or if they're just passing through. Map Lady only stayed a few months but she gave us years worth of annoyances. but our MOST honorable regular is easy. he is a man named geoffrey who is sixty years old and deeply deeply deeply autistic and when he comes in the building i know i'm going to have a pleasant interaction and even when i am incredibly grouchy and bitchy i can see geoffrey and its like yippee a real patron has arrived. i love geoffrey. so does everybody else. he doesn't do anything in particular to be beloved but he is the mildest mannered man on the planet with only one flaw which is an unfortunate disdain for kleenexes, although for all the sniffling i WILL say he is a ready hand with the sanitizer. he reads largely music biographies and has a set of about twelve sentences for regular conversation, some of which are just echolalia material. when you chat with geoffrey you know exactly what you're going to get, which is one of the most refreshing parts of having him come in on a busy or unsettling day. the exception to his catalogue of stock phrases is when he is sharing actor/musician birthday and death day trivia. he always brings his books back on time and he always says "i always bring them back on time" and we say thank you we love that about you. and he says "sorry to keep coming in like this" and we say please do not apologize for being the best part of our day every day. we love you. geoffrey <3

[storiesofaot]

For me, November 1st means...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 😌🎄

[pwurrz]

eiden: “this is a message for santa: i know what i want for christmas-”

eiden: “and it is a line of strong, muscular men in those slutty, tight workout shirts.”