#🌼.from the hive: [ khinux ]

[icedhoneyy]

I'm very much on the ADHD!bokuto agenda 🧡

OMG YES!!! Welcome to the ADHD!Bokuto Club, we got snacks and everything 😌😋🧡!!!

Everything about his character (and dare I say his dynamic with the Fukurodani team, especially Akaashi) just screams ADHD to me lol but there's some very specific moments that make it nearly canon to me (his speech to Tsuki about why volleyball is fun? boy is just describing his lifelong hyperfixation lmao)

I guess that's why, personality it makes me SO ANNOYED when people write him off as dumb and/or a helpless airhead.

Like yeah, he's a impulsive at times and his problem-solving can be a little unorthodox (i.e. his chest recieved lmao my boy really did that not once but twice?!?! wild) but the way I see it, he can manage just fine on his own, thank u very much 🙄🙄🙄The fact his friends, especially Akaashi, are always around is more due to the fact that Bokuto is such lovable & safe person tbh

And for most of canon material, he's a teenager boy (with ADHD) he is BOUND to make some dumb stuff from time to time. You know, just for shit & giggles 😅

But he is also such and emotional guy and lets be honest, he loves the attention, so I think part of the whole "the team babysitting the captain" thing he has with Fukurodani stems more from that than from him being a helpless baby. For me this is even more evident when you remove him from Fukurodani and put him with other characters, like Kuroo and Hinata. (I could go on for days about besties Bokuroo for days, so I'll leave at that lol)

Frankly the "Bokuto is dumb so Akaashi HAS to take care of him or he'll die" trope is equally dismissive of Keiji's character too tbh but thats a whole different rant

[icedhoneyy]

Totally part of his charm its also why I like sakusa and atsumu they are bitches. Especially saku. Just don't mind me and my boba poking fun at that ladies hair with my pretty boyfriend I need it.

And honestly I will 100% fist fight akinori, he deserves it just as much as he deserves my smooches and bites.

I can't have matsukawa without hanamaki but you're right they're both hookups you'll think about in like 10 years time and wonder if they're still hot.

yesss, sakusa and tsumu are lil' bitches and is kinda hard not to love them for it lol i feel like sakusa, tsumu, konoha, suna and suga would be THE boyfriends for shit talking in public, they're really good with it!! its also the quickest way to bond with any of them lmao

aihskdhdjd thats right, keep aki on edge, keep him guessing if its smooch time or square up time 😤😤 and yeahhh matsukawa + hanamaki are really a great duo, ig you have one of them, everything gets a hundred times better when you add the other 🥰❤

[icedhoneyy]

Not me running to the park so I can give uncle Konoha his own kid. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

AISHSJSHIDBDJDBD CALYSTA YOU GET IT‼ uncle konoha is SO hot, I cant stop thinking about him, helppppp

@emmyrosee u made this man insanely hotter than he already was, take responsibility for your actions

[icedhoneyy]

me when he - when- hnnnnng

okay but seriously, imagine you as childhood friends of bokuto, you've known him for so long so you've never looked at him in a romantic light, but in college he looks so different? he starts wearing his hair down more, he beefs up from training, and other people are looking - they've always looked but they're looking more, and he's always been kinda shameless but now he's even more so, like coming over to your dorm, and just walking around shirtless and now you're looking because wtf happened to your loud, childlike friend? hes hot and you're looking disrespectfully, like he's a whole damn meal.

hnnnngg yes yes yeeeeah, and you're STARING. a lot. all of your others friends noticed too, and it gets so bad you're not even doing at the gym or when he walks around shirtless in your dorm. no, no, no. you're staring when all your friends get together in a bar, and he's excitedly going over a one of his stories that you can't see to focus on because damn, when did Bokut got so..big? When did that scrawny kid that wore his pants on the wrong side turned into this big beefy man whose shirt looks like is about to bust from the sheer size of his pecs and arms?!

goSH I SHOULD BE ASLEEP RN

[icedhoneyy]

You clowning my ass daily when I return from a class spluttering about his dumb ass. And yes I need all the pens and mugs and shirts!. You know I would 100% cry if he pulled out a zip lock bag full of momentos like I would crumple like a piece of paper in a rainstorm. I love his dumbass so much.

at one point i wouldn't even have to hear it, y'know? i'd realize from the look on your face that u had your head full of that dork.

i think that at one point it would be pretty obvious to everyone else but u guys that its not a 'i hate you and i cant stand your ass' type of situation between you two, but more like a 'i have all these feelings for u and idk what to do with them & you're infuriatingly hot oh god help me' situation. literally rivals -> idiots(affectionate) -> lovers

oh, but he would very much do these type of things. i feel like hes very observant, especially with you, so he silently picks up on things that means a lot to you and starts acting on them. so, you're saving up little knickknacks from your time together? hes gonna help u out and soon enough that box in the closet turns to two and then three. it also goes back to your coffee in the morning, years into the relationship he now knows exactly how you like your coffee and perfected whats the best way to gently wake you up in the morning. hes happily molding his daily routine to fit you in the best way possible.

you're the best think that ever happened to konoha akinori, and he'd be damned if he didn't do everything in his power to cherish and love you just right.

[icedhoneyy]

Bokuroo are more than a little gay.

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no wait, yeah you're right auahwnsbek they are way more than a litte gay for each other. as they should <3

[icedhoneyy]

Isa bby hi !!! I'm glad you're resting well after your school stuff ♡ it's good to see you again

CALY BBY I MISSED YOU!!!! i saw you tagged in a bunch of stuff me in stuff and it made me so happy ajahshsjsashsjaaa cant wait to go through it bc i just know you're gonna send me into cardiac arrest (affectionately) hehehe <3

[icedhoneyy]

*pulls out a stack of selfship* which one do you wanna hear about?

The miya twins (childhood friends) not polyamorous where atsumu is that shy stuttering kid that I followed around because I was just as bad. Or the one where osamu was the kid who would give me cookies in grade school and I'd trade them for flowers.

Or do you wanna hear about konoha (rivals to lovers) we met in college, both having majors that involve biology, and I'm a little grumpy shit when I don't have coffee so early morning lectures were full of bickering that turned into flirting.

Or suna rintaro (best friend to lovers) where on any given day I would punch him if I had the chance but I'd also invite him to come sneak in my room at 2am to watch crappy movies and talk shit about people.

OH OH I KNEW YOU WOULD COME THROUGH AND INDULGE ME, CALY MY BABY 🥰🥰🥰🥰

ok but childhood friends to lovers with the miya twins? its *chefs kiss*!!!! first of all, atsumu loud, boisterous baby tsumu turning into a litol shy stuterring mess around you bc you make his hear race? ADORABLE AS FUCK!! and samu was never really keen sharing his food, but he finds you so cute and pretty that he doesn't really mind giving a few cookies away if it means he gets to see your bright smile 😭💖

I!!LOVE!!! KONOHA+CALYSTA!!! WITH!!! ALL!!!MY!!HEART!!! the bickering, the tension, the sarcasm levels, eyerolls that turn into eye fucking, the sexual tension. SO TASTY!!! i'm so obsessed with ur konoha selfship u have no idea. tell me, what if you get paired with bitchy boy for a project, uh? what then? will u rip each others throat off or...👀

and suna,,,suna!!! [takes deep breath] HES SO ANNOYING i bet!! insufferable little shit but also your favorite person ever. the annoyance of your life with whom you have (not so) friendly dates where u go out in public to judge people. pls tell me everything!!

[icedhoneyy]

I'm honestly so glad you like it, I was really nervous to post cause it felt kind of rushed. You deserve the best for your birthday ♡♡ love you

like it????? like it?!!?!?!?!?!?!??! CALY I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH U HAVE NO IDEAAAAAAAAAA

I was blushing so hard the entire time and then when the he went and said my name i COMBUSTED!!!! i'm serious i going all ✨🎇🎆🎆🎆💫💫💫💢💫💢🎆💥💫💥💢💥💥💥‼ u know???? i feel like my entire face is up in flame still sjabsj

gosh, i love it so fucking much and it was so nicely done 🥺💛 i can't barely find the words to say how grateful i am that u did this, its so incredibly dear and sweet ☹❤

[icedhoneyy]

Hehe thank you isa!! I was so nervous posting this so I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I was blushing so much writing this kissing scene. I'm glad I did the loser so well.

calysta that was SO GOOD, i love it a lot <333 the kiss scene legit gave me butterflies iahdidisd it was so so so charming and i thinking i melted a little 🥺💖

[icedhoneyy]

HOE CONVENIENT. HE IS A HOE HE DESERVES IT.

I WASN'T TRYING TO PUT HIM ON BLAST LIKE THAT HAHAUDYAGSIDKW

[icedhoneyy]

Okay, I think his bitchiness is why I like him though. Lord knows me and him would be that couple that judges people together whilst drinking coffee at a café.

Also I want to bite him, so much. Like he's so pretty and for what? Ugh. I hate how much I want to kiss his dumb face.

I'm starting to think I'm going to end up adding him to my self-ship pile.

oh no, his bitchyness is a huge part of his charm hehehe love me some bitchy boys. buuuut oh, i can see you two being that sexy and cool couple tbh peak hotness 😝

and omg yessss he does bring that angry type of attraction doesn't he? hes so infuriatingly pretty and it confuses meeee. do i wanna make out with him or do i wanna throw hands?!? maybe both ?!?!

[icedhoneyy]

I mean look at him, he shouldn't be as hot as he is, he's a dork.

you're so right!!! look at him,he is a huge doofus!!also just look at his profile —

his current concern lmao ok maybe chill a little bitchy boy?!

he has no right to make my mind go ‼‼ anytime hes so much as mentioned. gosh, i hate his stupid face and i want to kiss him so bad!!

[icedhoneyy]

Bokuto, kuroo and atsumu, and number 5 and 7 🤭

WHAT A CHAOTIC TRIO LMAO

ASK GAME: send me 3 characters + a number

5 - go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey

— go on a six hour roadtrip with (no car radio): BOKUTO!! Pls we don't even need the car radio, we can sing our own bad renditions of our favorite songs. We would stop for pee & then have mini adventures at the gas station. It would be fun as hell!! BUT, i'm driving bc i don't trust him behind the wheel

—sit next to on a six hour plane flight: Atsumu!! I'm terrified of flying, and I always cry a little at take off lol but 'Tsumu would let me hold his hand and like, only midly make fun of me for crying <3

—sit across from on a six hour train journey: Kuroo :P no but this would be a perfect opportunity for me to annoy him!! there's something about Kuroo that just makes me wanna be the most obnoxious being on the planet just to get a rise out of him. idk why he brings that side of me either 🤷‍♀️

7-go to a wedding with, go to a party with, go to a museum with

— go to a wedding with: Atsumu. I'm the bride. He's the groom. Its our wedding 😌❤

—go to a party with: KUROO!!! Contrary to popular belief, I feel like hes really fun at parties. Mostly embarrassing himself with his lame nerd jokes but still. I would have a lot of fun. Also I want him on my team for party games like beerpong.

—go to a museum with: Bokuto solely for the purpose of taking silly picures recreating some of the artwork. He would be the perfect company for this <3

[icedhoneyy]

hey from someone who had a three hour nap after giving up, its okay to need this break. Take your time. Mondays stink and so do assignments.

heyyy, i hope your nap was nice and you're feeling good now 🥺💜

honestly i know what the problem is. its that annoying executive dysfunction thing that won't let me start doing the things i need, but i still haven't learned how to overcome in any other way than pushing the "try again tomorrow" button :/

but thank you for this message 🥺💕 you're really sweet and this made me feel a little bit better about it <33

[icedhoneyy]

I got my own foam finger that just says "akilysta" on it. And I know you would tease me horrendously knowing that all my bickering with the hot biology dude is my really bad way of flirting from the get go. If you look in the box in our closet you'll find a stack of post it's, coffee cups and scrap pieces of paper of all the notes that both of us have written. You'll also find Polaroids, and ticket stubs from movies or just receipts from dates. I'm a very sentimental person and I keep all of it.

Oh, the akilysta club is THRIVING!! We got styrofoam fingers, shirts, hoodies, mugs and pens hehe

On I would clown you both so bad, so baaaaad!! But also, you're throwing some sarcastic comment to bitchy boy and hes rolling his ass, meanwhileni'm just in the background like

but pleASE, the box in the closet has me sobbomg for real :( you're keeping mementos of all these memories you two got and i'm sure that with time Aki picks up on this habit as well, almost unconsciously. Then one day you notice when you come home after taking a trip together, hes unloading his luggage and there's a zip lock bag full of stuff: a note written in branded paper napkin from the hotel, pamphlets from the museums and galleries you had visited with silly doodles all over them, and even a shell from the time you two had a nice walk by the beach