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Hello everyone, we are saddened to announce that we will be deleting this blog on the 1st of June. None of the mods will have time to keep up with it in college, so we ask that you save your favorite fics now. Thank you for everyone's support!

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The Bodyguard

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SakuraMinamino

Spock is a hero to the empire after killing Nero and stealing their technology, so it wasn't a surprise that the empire would want to reward him for his loyalty. The only problem is, Spock knows that whatever he choses would be used against him. Seeing a rather intelligent and attractive slave wasted on the arena, Spock choses him to be his new bodyguard. Only problem is, this slave is much more of a challenge than he predicted. Will Spock be able to tame him? Or will he prove to be too much to handle?

Words: 77879

Chapters: 13/?

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Rating: A

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a sequence that you never learned

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annataylor

"'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

Words: 64669

Chapters: 14/14 

Rating: A+

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Inside the River

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yeaka

Starfleet sends Jim a spouse and an oddly vacant honeymoon.

Words: 44507

Chapters: 10/10

Rating: A

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Aural Gratification

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birdsofshore

Harry's not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It's not his fault that the narrator's voice is so smooth, so expressive... and really rather hot.

Career choices: Harry: Ministry of Magic desk job; Draco: m/m romance narrator

Words:10988

Chapters:1/1

Rating: B+

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The Four Ds of Apparition (or: Destination, Determination, Deliberation, and Dicks)

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eidheann, firethesound

After transferring to the Apparition Department, Harry's life becomes one big dick joke. And all his friends are arseholes. So is Malfoy, but what else is new? AKA Harry Potter and the eighteen twenty dicks.

Words:36638

Chapters:1/1

Rating:A+   

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Lazy Coffee

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lonelywalker

The baristas of Baltimore are dropping like flies. Why? Because they just can't get Dr. Lecter's coffee order right, and he's very particular. One day, an awkward young man with "Will" on his nametag changes Hannibal's life.

Words:1104

Chapters:1/1

Rating:A

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Keeping Canis Major

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darkblu

What if Will had been born in Lithuania instead of Louisiana?

When one-year old Will Graham is left at an orphanage in rural Lithuania, young Hannibal Lecter finds an angel deposited in his own personal Hell. He's going to keep him.

Words:30731

Chapters:11/?

Rating:A

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The Morning After

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noodleinabarrel

Jim convinces Spock to take shore leave with him on Risa, hoping the time together will help re-solidify their bond of friendship after some recent tension. Meanwhile, Spock convinces himself he's on Risa for one reason and one reason only, to prevent his wayward captain from getting into trouble. After a passionately illogical night of Romulan Ale and chocolate infused liquor, everything changes when Jim wakes with something other than a hangover filling his head. Something he's sure neither he nor Spock can handle. Because if Jim knows anything for sure, it's that his messed up thoughts belong nowhere near Spock's clean, ordered mind.

Words:50381

Chapters:6/6

Rating: A+

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Stacks

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DEMONLLAMA1

Jim is a librarian in San Francisco and he becomes a little enamoured with the Vulcan that always visits.

Word count: 3977

Rating:A

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Grayscale

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cariceus

Draco keeps to himself and doesn't talk. This hasn't been a problem for him in school so far, until for some reason he catches the attention of Harry Potter. Then life takes a (pleasant) turn.

Word Count: ~9,000

Rating: B+

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The Vegetarian Option

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Doodled93

Alt Title: Wendigo (current title open to change)

Will hasn't eaten meat since his dad died when he was a kid--hasn't been able to stomach it. It's not moral, it's just unappealing. Too bad his dad never gave him the name of his butcher. He doesn't mind Hannibal's cooking, though, and if he could only remember to ask him who his butcher is...

Hannibal is simply curious how deeply Will's nature is buried. He'd almost missed seeing it himself.

Words:13291

Chapters:3/?

Rating:B+

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Carmen Cygni

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SLq 

Will Graham and Beverly Katz are partners running a Private Investigator bureau. Will Graham’s reputation brings Agent Jack Crawford of the FBI to his door, seeking his professional touch in proving that Dr. Hannibal Lecer is the notorious Chesapeake Ripper. Apparently, that involves Will dating the man. Will is not thrilled, until he is. Then everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

Words:14065

Chapters:10/10

Rating: A

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Through Chekov's Eyes

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littlebirdtold

In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk's pigtails, and love sucks.

Words:13958

Chapters:1/1

Rating: B+

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Of Twin Stars and Other Eccentric Satellites

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winterhill

A year into the mission, Spock and Jim have got on with things and are well on their way to that great destined friendship -- or maybe more. There’s spanner in the works, though, when a group of colonists exploring an unknown part of New Vulcan go missing, and the Enterprise crew is called in to help. The problem? The Vulcan High Council has insisted they take a guide — Spock’s wife, T’Pring.

Words:30874

Chapters:1/1

Rating: B+

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Eye Bleach

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beederiffic

A crew member finds a porn movie of Jim and Spock fucking, where they don't seem to know that they're being filmed (and aren't out as a couple)

Words:7537

Chapters:1/1

Rating: A

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Grocery Primavera

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decotex

Post-season 3, Hannibal and Will run a gourmet grocery store in Napa, California.

Hannibal has a proclivity for stocking obscure delicacies that no one will ever buy and for sitting on the balcony, alone. Will hasn't asked. aka "My pitch for Hannibal Season 4."

Feat. squid ink, romantic dinners on the balcony, the standard amounts of murder and sass, and all the art house-y surrealness that you've come to know and love.

Words:3117

Chapters:1/?

Rating: A+