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​​⁠I’m sick of people telling me to “do something about it” when I complain- especially with widespread issues… okay Martha, how about you join me? Stand up there and do something about it with me? You seem so eager to delegate it! Show me how to do it-

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Fuck it I’m running for president as a third party when I can- and I challenge my competitors to a battle of wits!

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So I’ve been informed that my work bestie has found my tumblr. I don’t remember if I gave it to them or not. But we also share shifts often times. So I am now being informed of when they see me post- git outta here-

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Update on this: People are migrating from Quotev to a couple of different sites already- me included- (also I was wrong about the date groups and messages would be removed- i misread July 1st as June 1st)

Okay why is tumblr becoming the only usable platform- I use Quotev for roleplaying, and they are REMOVING GROUPS TOMORROW. My main method of roleplay- like- dude imma throw a fit- this is the equivalent of a dumpster fire being hospitable when compared to something like Chernobyl- wtf-

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Okay why is tumblr becoming the only usable platform- I use Quotev for roleplaying, and they are REMOVING GROUPS TOMORROW. My main method of roleplay- like- dude imma throw a fit- this is the equivalent of a dumpster fire being hospitable when compared to something like Chernobyl- wtf-

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That- sounds so misogynistic too- “perfect feminine body” who the fuck words it like that???? Loveless behavior that-

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

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Bro my mom keeps telling me imma confuse my kid cause im trans- BRO- I ALREADY GOT THAT PLANNED!

🥺🥺🥺

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I mean if someone can teach me how to do glam makeup I could… maaaaybe pull off the look? I’m a bit chubby tho-

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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The fae took my pronouns again, so I’m happy to assist!

Reblog if you support non-binary people <3

(I'm trying to prove a homophobic person in my class wrong :3)

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That’s it, I’m done. I’m sick and tired of your bullshit. It’s time to go. Time to waltz my not so happy ass to war! To THE war- if anyone requires a necromancer I will be bringing the war back!

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As a dm, I find increasingly interesting ways to semi fix or alter the functionality of a class/race/item. My personal favorite so far is my additions to how I dm someone playing a Draconic/Magical Lineage Sorcerer. (Can be applied to other origins)

They dont start off with sorcerer abilities at the start of the campaign. They start with some symptoms (sensory issues, itchiness, dry skin, unusual amounts of static electricity) but keep most their skills and scores (except arcana in some cases)

DONT LET THEM CHOOSE THEIR CANTRIPS! Have them accidentally cast prestidigitation. Have them panic in combat and cast Ray of Frost. Match their Cantrips to their origin. Have a list of cantrips and table of the chances of them accidentally casting a new spell!

Use Milestone leveling with this. I suggest individual milestone leveling. Makes it fun. (Just keep track of who you have to level)

Make certain origins quirks have functionality. For example, have the Shadow Magic origin’s little quirks have actual functionality. (Ex: Lack of bleeding makes for immunity to bleed damage.)

Honestly I find it so much fun to rework the games quirks a bit. Yeah it works fine, but it’s so interesting to add a little more zest, and your players will likely feel more immersed in the world you put them in!

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Alternatively you say something that pissed people off, you don’t know exactly what you said to piss people off, so you ask, and you get hit with “you know what you did”. Then it’s equally as unfun game called Guess What Was Offensive and Figure Out Why…

Is it a universal Autism experience to say something and then the people around you laugh and you ask "What's so funny?" and they say "Nothing" because NTs like to play a game with us called Guess What You Said That Made Me Laugh

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Aesthetic ADHD Pt 2, but it’s going back downstairs to grab that charger you forgot. Yanno, to clean the pot that made ramen in that you forgot about! I mean to suddenly clean the espresso machine you just bought from good will, then go up stairs, only to realize you forgot to do the other two things-

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Aesthetic ADHD, but 300 seconds is 1 minute, and 5 minutes is 2 hours, but somehow, 2 hours is 300 seconds…???

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Might I add:

“Hey, I am exhibiting some odd behavior or habits that other kids don’t have”

“Stop those behaviors! They aren’t appropriate!”

“Hey I think I might be autistic”

“No you aren’t autistic, you never showed any signs”

"I have autism."

"Are you diagnosed?"

"Not yet."

"You're not autistic."

??? Like do I just stop having the disorder until I'm diagnosed???

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I love the fact that Illumination just- kinda glossed over the fact that werewolves exist in the Despicable Me universe. Like I don’t think it was ever mentioned again-

Like this fucker just- kinda- was never mentioned again. I know it was like, just to kinda show what happens when the moon disappeared, but this fact was never again showed in the movies-

Like yeah, we are shown in Minions that fish people are rare but exist, but he’s ALSO never mentioned again if memory serves me right- and yeah I get the Minions are like these mostly indestructible (and probably immortal) beings that are cryptids of their own right, but they are also kinda- established as their own race.

But- what I’m wanting to know, does this mean other cryptids exist? Is mothman just kinda chilling at a bar somewhere? Does Bigfoot work as a secret spy? Does the Loch Ness Monster run a blog? Are they all villains too? The werewolf we don’t have much context on, and it seems unfair to judge them all on Franky-

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I’d like to add my own personal touch here- cause it is absolutely the opposite too, such as

Inner Adult: So much to do… I’ve done so much work and there is still so much to do- the bathroom still needs to be done- I haven’t emailed HR…

Inner Toddler: Nap!

Inner Adult: I just said I have things to do- what about getting the storage bill paid??

Inner toddler: I said. We. Nap-

Inner Adult: That nap actually gave me energy! I think I can get this stuff done with musi- it’s 2 in the morning…

Inner Toddler: Now we clean! No time for sleep! We need space to play VR in 20 minutes!

Inner Adult: But- we have work in the morning???

Inner Toddler: CLEAN. FLOOR. NOW. Games can’t wait!

ADHD is so weird because, based on my own personal experience, it makes me simultaneously feel like a toddler and the parent who's supposed to take care of the toddler.

Like every time I know I need to do something for my health, it's like:

Inner Adult: Hey, we need to eat. Let's go eat.

Inner Toddler: I don't wanna. I wanna play video games.

Inner Adult: You're going to be ravenous later.

and

Inner Toddler: *whimpering.*

Inner Adult: All they said was they didn't have room for you in the car for the trip.

Inner Toddler: They don't want me there! They hate me.

Inner Adult: There's room in one of the other cars.

Inner Toddler: My best friend is in the car I wanted to ride in. She doesn't like me!

Please tell me this isn't just me.