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Dude…imagine portrait Snape meeting Albus Severus in The Cursed Child.

Snape: *sneering as Albus walks in* I see Potter’s spawn has finally arrived at Hogwarts strutting about the castle like—

Albus Severus: MERLIN’S FUCKING LONG HAIRY BALLSACK

Albus Severus: My peers hate me, my teachers hate me, and I don’t need some ugly ass portrait having a go at me too!!

Snape:

Snape: *shrieking* JUST LIKE YOUR GRANDFATHER!! LAZY! ARROGANT!! YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE SWINEEE

Dumbledore: *from right next to him* Dude can you not

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James Sirius: *looking through Albus’s playlist*

James Sirius: Damn you listen to the most depressing shit

Albus: You would too if your name was Albus Severus Potter

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Fred Weasley II headcanon (pt. 1):

Since the age of six, Fred Weasley II has been acting just like his uncle Fred so his dad feels less alone. He absolutely knows he’s no Fred Weasley at all, and even sucks at pulling off pranks. But seeing his father walk around the house with hollow eyes, and a solemn look on his face 24/7 sucks even more. So with James Sirius’s help, Fred II becomes better at pranking, and even pranks his dad for the first time. So on July 21st 2010, George Weasley wakes up to find a glitter bomb planted in his closet, and begins laughing hysterically. What he doesn’t realize however, is that his son is standing right behind him in the doorway smiling, because he’s never heard his father laugh before. And from that moment on, Fred II swore to do anything he could to hear his dad laugh again.

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AU where James Sirius Potter is nothing like his namesakes, and is actually a nerdy, shy Ravenclaw who is often the victim of pranks

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Who do I ship Albus with?

YOUR MOMMM

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James Sirius watching Albus complain every five seconds throughout the Cursed Child like:

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I love how the Potter family is all: 🥰😂⭐️💕

And then you have Albus who is like: 💀💀🪦💀

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Yall who needs Scorbus or Scorose when you have ScorBread?!

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Whenever Teddy is stressed, he channels his inner Remus Lupin and fetches his emergency stash of chocolate bars from under his bed.

Tonks is just watching him from above and shaking her head, while Moony is crying tears of joy.

Remus: HE INHERITED MY LOVE OF CHOCOLATE!!

Tonks: AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT GONNA BE WHEN HE GETS DIABETES?!

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Find someone who loves you as much as Scorpius loves to geek off

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I heard girl in red’s “I’ll die anyway” and it made me laugh because I can totally see Albus using this as an overdramatic response to something minor

Albus: *stubs his toe*

Albus: *collapses onto the ground*

Albus: *dramatically rolls over* ITS FINE ITS OK I’LL DIE ANYWAY

Lily Luna: *steps on top of him*

Lily Luna: Bitch move you’re blocking the doorway

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Lily Luna loves her bows. Ever since she was a little girl, she would tie her hair back into two pigtails and clip a bow into each of them. Ordinarily, her bows are scarlet, to represent Gryffindor, but whenever she visits Professor Snape, she turns them emerald green to represent Slytherin. And every time Professor Snape sees her, he’s absolutely touched that she goes through the fuss of making sure her bows are green just for him.

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HELPPPPP YALL imagine the HP next gen as people at school dances 😭

Scorpius is that one kid who’s awkwardly standing in everyone’s way because his mom forced him to get out of the house for once and socialize, and as a result, he’s taken it upon himself to make everyone uncomfortable.

Lorcan and Lysander are those weirdos who sit down in the middle of the dance floor for no reason and start undressing while everyone is trying NOT to step on them (or look at them for that matter.)

James is the nut job doing the worm in the center of the dance floor to Hotel Room Service or something because his life purpose is to flail around on the floor like the giant squid and collect all the dirt from the gym.

Rose is Party Pooper Supreme™️, barking at the Scamander twins to put their clothes back on because this isn’t the Las Vegas strip club and preventing Hugo from eating out the entire snack bar. “IT’S MEANT FOR 150 PEOPLE NOT ONE!!!”

And Albus is the person hiding in the corner wishing he was dead.

Tag yourself in the comments lmao

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James Potter would have had so many adventures with his grandson James Sirius. Like, imagine all the pranks they would have pulled off combined.

James Sirius would’ve introduced his grandpa to Muggle pranks like toilet papering, glitter bombing, and ding, dong, ditching. And in return James would have taught his grandson everything he needs to know about the secret passageways at Hogwarts, and all his tips and tricks to pull off even the most elaborate jokes.

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I can totally see Albus Severus risking the entire fate of humanity, just to go back in time to ask Dumbledore what his favorite sweet was to prove James wrong

Albus Severus: HA! Told you it was a lemon drop

James Sirius: You literally brought a new era of dark magic to life, killed mum, and set Hogwarts on fire.

Albus Severus: Yeah but I was right

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I just found out Harry and Albus Severus Potter share the same personality type LMAO

Imagine how pissed Albus would be if he knew

Harry: *after taking the MBTI test* Aw! Look at that Albus! We share the same personality ty—

Albus: *punches a hole through the computer* NO WE DON’T

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I’m pretty sure all the Malfoys got their names from a fantasy name generator. Like who tf names their kid Abraxas.