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In most Scorose fanfics, Hugo just disappears and no one gives a shit. Like yall, what’s he up to? Overthrowing the ministry? Sending a toilet seat to Fred? Eating all of Ron’s chicken? WHAT?!

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Scorpius: HEY DAD! I got a new pet

Scorpius: *walks in with a white ferret*

Draco: *leaps across the room*

Draco: *presses against the wall in terror*

Draco: gEt iT oUt

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Imagine one year for Halloween all of Harry’s kids are getting in their costumes (including Teddy) and Lily Luna and James Sirius are just standing there not moving. So Harry walks over, and asks why they aren’t changing. And Lily tells him that she and James don’t need to change because they dressed up as their grandparents this year, so Harry could be with his parents on Halloween.

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LMAO Imagine Albus Severus having beef with Harry the instant he’s born

Ginny: Here’s your second son

Ginny: *hands him over to Harry*

Harry: Aww hi there little guy

Harry: I’m gonna name you Albus Severus

Albus Severus: *spits in Harry’s face*

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Y’all! Imagine Draco introducing Scorpius to all of his old classmates. Like, everyone is expecting this evil little Draco spawn because, y’know, it’s a Malfoy, and instead they get this walking sunshine in human form who greets everyone with a big hug and gives them all friendship bracelets he made the night before.

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Imagine family road trips with the Potters lol. Ginny and James Sirius just belting out Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter at the top of their lungs, while Albus is loudly complaining about how hard his life is, and Lily Luna is squishing him in the middle seat while insisting, “there’s no room!” despite taking up half of the back. And Harry’s in the front just taking deep breaths before he throws his entire family out the window.

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I find it hilarious that GAYLE made an angry version and a nice version of her song abcdefu. It's like Albus wrote the first one and Scorpius wrote the other.

Scorpius: *crossing out all the bad words* wE cAn’T hAvE tHe A-wOrd iN tHeRe!!

Albus: *pushes Scorpius out of the way* Move bitch

Albus: *proceeds to add twenty f-bombs*

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Ok but like imagine Lily Luna befriending Snape’s portrait and he reveals that he was alone a lot as a child. So Lily asks Professor McGonagall if she can start eating dinner in the Headmistress’s office so “Professor Snape won’t be so lonely.”

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In some fanfics I’ve read, the Potter kids all have their own Fanclub at Hogwarts LMAO

I can totally see James Sirius trying to become a member of his own Fanclub like:

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If Snape was still alive, he and Albus Severus would have had weekly brooding sessions together in the dungeons