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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

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going for a world record

if you see this post boop the everloving fuck out of me and also RB it

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Annoyed by the clown, but don't have uBlock/ghostery/etc?

If you check tumblr on a computer where you're not allowed to have an adblocker for some reason, you can still remove the clown.

Right click on the clown and choose "Inspect."

This will open a screen that shows the HTML and such for the webpage. It will be highlighting the line related to what you right-clicked (in this case the clown).

But you can double-check by running your mouse over different lines to find the one that is the clown.

Right click on the highlighted line (or other clown line).

Choose "Hide Element."

And the clown goes bye-bye.

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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This is truly incredible.

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This is truly incredible.

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An Angel Returns

Matt groaned as his head throbbed, the muffled sound of talking echoing around him. God, what happened? He hasn’t had a hangover like this in years-

Wait a moment, he hadn’t gotten drunk in a long while. Not since he settled down… Red-violet eyes fluttered open, the stinging florescent light burning and making the world washed out and blurred. God he felt cold… Wait, was he just in his boxers? That’s right, he and Sophia had just laid down for bed, so then what happened?

“Ma…Matt?” Eyes snapped open as he looked around frantically. There he was, tied down to a chair, and opposite to him, his dear fiancé in nothing but an oversized shirt, wrists and ankles tired to the chair she was in as well.

“Sophia?!”

“Matt, what’s going on?!”

“Well, well!” The blond’s gaze turned to the greasy looking worm that stared the two down, a wicked grin on his lips. “The main characters finally awaken~”

“You son of a bitch!” Matt growled, glaring at the pathetic excuse for a man. Of course he recognized the slimy bastard; a loose end he couldn’t track down after he toppled the group who killed his fathers. He knew he should have hunted him down more… The man scoffed as he turned, and Matt noticed the video camera.

“Ladies and gentlemen! For years we sat with baited breath as a devil rampaged our world, only for him to suddenly disappear a little over a year ago. We were lead to believe he died, but here he is, in the flesh! A little roach that just won’t die… at least, until today~” Matt’s eyes widened as he struggled against his bindings. Oh god, this wasn’t a trophy video… this was a public execution.

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me being raised on 90s internet rules where telling someone online your favorite color was giving out too much personal information watching gen z youtubers give out their real first and last names and telling everyone the exact city and apartment complex where they live

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I know it’s been a while since I posted, but ever since my brother-in-law passed away I’ve been helping my sister and my nephew.

He just turned 1 last month, and rising costs over milk and formula and my sister not being able to find a proper job while she’s still grieving is really hurting.

If you can share this or if you’re able to donate would be greatly appreciated thank you 👏

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no offence but I dont give two shits how big a carbon footprint inhalers and other medical equipment have when theyre keeping someone alive. like sorry you shouldnt feel guilty over the medical device that allows you to breathe when shell can guzzle oil directly into a birds mouth and nothing happens

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This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

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//Hey folks! Mattie-mun here with a revamp of the boy’s! I’ve had the other blog for about 7 years, and I feel like it’s time for a new slate! No, relations and such won’t be reset, but things from 7 years ago definitely don’t apply now-a-days! Also tags were atrocious so now they’re a bit more cleaner lol\

//Don’t they look so excited for the future~?\

//Indie rp blog for Matt LeBlanc and Mattie Archer, hitmen and brothers in arms with MANY AUS for a TON of fandoms/ au situations. If you’re curious about them, feel free to ask and I’ll talk about them some!\

//Selective and 18+ only due to potentially graphic threads. If you’re not 18+, or your bio doesn’t imply you’re of age, I will block. For NSFW, I’m taking other people’s idea, and anything more carnal is gonna be over at @hitxxxrunduo (don’t ask why it’s not showing up idek. Too soon?)\

//Please read rules, and feel free to send in asks or msg me if you have any questions! Follows from @hitandrunduorp-a​ \

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It’s your duty to eat avocado toast now.