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Ok this isn't on theme with this blog, but screw that. Yall stay safe, please <3

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Godfreya, stabbing Count Von Schreck: THE POWER OF PAIN COMPELLS YOU!

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Antrius: I think we're missing something.

Nixie: Teamwork?

Evandra: Cohesion?

Pat the DM: A general sense of what you're DOING?

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Nixie: Did you sleep well? There were a lot of roaches in your bed.

Antrius: How did you know that?

Nixie: I put them there!

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Antrius: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one.

Evandra, drawing her sword: Manslaughter it is!

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Da'Sha: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I'm also in the house tonight.

Nixie: But are you shuffling?

Da'Sha: Everyday.

Evandra:

Evandra: What language are you two speaking?

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Evandra: You know, Antrius, sometimes you remind me of the ocean.

Antrius: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Evandra: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Nixie: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room!

Evandra: It's called arson, and those people are witnesses.

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Antrius: Sorry I was weird last night. It was to move the plot forward.

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J_LLY _LD __. ___K

Antrius: Mr. Cock.

Nixie: What?

Antrius: Jolly Old Mr. Cock.

Nixie: Antrius, no-

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Annandale: And now, back by unpopular demand: ME!

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Evandra: She said I'm perfectly fine. Except for this minor burn, and this broken rib... right next to two other broken ribs.

Antrius: So did Vlithryn clear you or not?

Evandra: She did not. All right, let's get back to business!

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Antrius: Guys, we're friends... right? Are we friends?

Evandra: Worse. We're family.

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Evandra: Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that?

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Nixie: I plead "oopsie daisies", your honor.

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Nixie: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire!