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Own an eclectic taste in media for naming things, just as Games Workshop intended. Four OCs break into my story. "What the devil?" as i grab my William Blake poetry book. Title the first one after a 70s prog rock song - he's named on the spot. Draw some inspiration for the second man, thematically miss him entirely because it's 1820s poetry and instead give it to his dog. I have to resort to the Shakespeare's Complete Works mounted at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" The Tempest sources 2 names in the blast, the theme and extra syllables set off car alarms. Load up Wikipedia and charge the last nameless rapscallion. He changes theme entirely since Tannhauser is impossible to restructure. Just as Games Workshop intended.
#warhammer#warhammer 30k#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#warhammercommunity#wh40k#wh40k oc#wh40000#40k#meme#funny#copypasta#games workshop
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30+ draugr: by killing us, youve freed us from our thousands of years of servitude to the dragon priests! thank you! me, with soul trap and a whole load of empty soul gems:
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EVIL d&d
where the stats are WEAKNESSES, SINISTERITY, DESTITUTION, IDIOCY, FOOLISHNESS, and AWKWARDNESS!!!!
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Trans girls who listen to Sabaton and enbies who listen to Metallica solidarity
#basically just me solidarity with me#but even so#trans#transfemme#enby#non-binary#sabaton#metallica
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i am only gender critical in so much as my gender has gone critical and killed 11 people while emitting an eerie blue glow
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Oh for sure
Fruity gets that divine retribution via Vortex grenade
If GW is ever desperate enough to hire me as a black library author, I am going to canonically name a blood angels sergeant Destiel.
Make sure he's banished to the super warp at the end of the novel
#straight to hell#straight to eeby deeby#more tragic than ferrus and fulgrim#Mephiston is a homophobe#canon#warhammer 40k#warhammer 40000#wh40k
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A couple pictures I took last year (August 1st, 2020) in a place that has since been closed off from the public. Still strong in my mind.
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Conversation me & mine beautiful partner had on discord in our gaming server back in, like, January; I decided to primarch-ify it, like the horrible degenerate I am!
#warhammer#warhammer 40k#incorrect quotes#warhammer 30k#ferrus manus#fulgrim#relationship goals#life goals
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Captain Howzer is not merely living rent free in my head;
He is trapped here. He can check out any time he likes, but he can never leave.
#the bad batch#tbb#star wars#star wars tbb#captain howzer#captain howzer simping#clone wars#star wars the clone wars
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