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Narlily (narcissa x lily) would be such insane enemies to lovers

They would insult each other's families five generations back, nearly murder each other and then suddenly start making out

Narcissa: I can't fathom how people like you are even accepted at Hogwarts. It's truly disrespectful-

Lily: shut up

Narcissa: make me, Evans

Lily: *kisses her passionately*

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he would. no one would even have to dare him to do it. if it exists, james potter has to know what it tastes like. grass, potion ingredients, regulus black - he ate all of them. he just gives the vibes of the sort of person who would eat snow as a child

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@maladaptivewriting that explains a lot

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She is the embodiment of all female rage. The world needed a hot lesbian/bisexual woman who would put everyone in their place and so God created Lily fucking Evans

”i hate how lily is becoming less soft in newer fics!! why’s she always angry!!” where do we think harry got all that sass and anger from?? not his gay ass father that’s for sure 😒

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I have a confession to make

My first wet dream ever was with Bellatrix

(I will not accept any criticism, I know that we all simped for the Blacks at some point)

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Okay, but hear me out

What if James, Lily and Regulus were all trans??

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Dramatic reveals in TV shows: OH NO! How is it possible?! I'm so shocked! Anyway, time to move on because we have more important issues to deal with

Dramatic reveals in fanfiction: I'll spend the next 5 chapters being upset about this and even later on in the story I'll have random angsty moments where I get flashbacks related to this specific piece of information I just learned

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Someone needs to write a fic like that. This is literally a perfect dynamic for jegulus

I imagine that Regulus would actually base a lot of his murders on James' books because he would be James' biggest fan and would see it as a way to show his admiration. Also, he would find the "advices" there useful

You know how I have that Writer!James head canon?

And you know how Regulus is a shade darker than morally grey and canonically (almost definitely) a killer?

THIS IS SO THEM

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an FBI profiler attempts to send his therapist to prison for being a serial killer cannibal, changes his plans midway and decides to kill him instead. he accidentally teams up with his therapist and upon realising that, he throws them both off a cliff. somehow it has more sexual tension than the actual sex scenes in the series

only in hannibal

finally finished hannibal and yeah it genuinely would have been less horny if they fucked raw on screen y’all were right about that

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I heard someone once say that sunflower would be a great ship name for Jily. Can we please call Jegulily sunflowerseeker???? Because imagine a french posh boy Regulus Arcturus Black gathering sunflowers on a random field and then bringing them back home for Lily and James

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I think that Lily Evans was definitely a tutor at some point. Doesn't matter if it's canon or modern AU, she was the smartest mf around and everyone knew it

So after being asked on multiple occasions to help students with their classes, she eventually caved in and started giving tutoring sessions. And if she gained a bit of money from it, she wasn't going to complain (especially when it often came from the posh rich kids)

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I'm on my knees 🛐🙏

(can we pls make Lily Evans in a suit a new religion?)

Lily Evans in a suit.

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I don't consider it a crack ship but whenever I think of party I imagine a raccoon and a rat causing havoc while raising a random ugly baby they found on the street together. which is why I can't talk about this ship siriusly

if someone only talks about peter/barty (party) like it’s satire or some hilarious crack ship joke, im assuming they’re fatphobic

(if you just don’t ship it, that’s fine. i get that it’s a niche rare pair)

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My friend is currently reading Choices by messermoon for the first time. Oh, how I'll enjoy seeing him suffer :)

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Coming back to marauders fandom in 2022/2023

"Jegulus? Why would people even ship that-"

*reads a jegulus fanfic*

"HOLY SHIT, THIS THE BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE I HAVE EVER READ. STAN JEGULUS"