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My Newest Polycule Obsession

okay so honestly my toxic trait at the moment is re-imagining the post-canon DS9 polycule with Damar and Weyoun 6 (or 9) and basically it's consuming my spare time :

Julian & Weyoun bounding over their respective augmentations

Weyoun getting into trouble intentionally just to see Odo

And Damar bailing him out

While Garak makes them all matching outfits

Caption of the above GIF for all the Captains that can't see it: Weyoun reacting strongly to poisoned kanar, probably saying something along the lines of 'quite toxic' although his words aren't subbed and I don't remember them entirely.

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This Year's Christmas Fic - Now By Popular Demand

The title is only a *little* misleading, but hey, folx, it's not Christmas yet!

I will be writing my traditional yearly Garshir Christmas Fic - You can find the previous ones below:

2023's "The Present Plot"

2022's "Meet Me Under the Mistletoe"

And now you can help me decide what to write for this year's Christmas fic!

Let me know what you would like to see, folx. Ahem hopefully y'all decide to endorse my own (private/secret) choice - for I'll be voting, too, but only once! But let the people speak!

Caption of the GIF for all the Captains out there who can't view it: Garak waving away Dr. Bashir's incredulity about one of Garak's more illicit skills, saying, "It's... a hobby of mine."It depicts him from the waist up before he turns and walks away. It shows him being approximately 10 percent bitchy, 20 percent smug, 30 percent *done* with people underestimating him, and 40 percent reluctantly being a hero, but it's kind of clear from context clues that he's only doing it as a favor because it's for his dear doctor....

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The Ongoing Saga of Units Alpha & Beta

Update on the ongoing conflict between my clan and our neighbors in Unit Alpha: This is war.

Unit Alpha attempted to pilfer food from us. Unit Alpha was unsuccessful in such tomfoolerly, because I called them out on it.

Now I'm just fucking with them.

The Man from Unit Alpha: It could have been anyone's food. Sad puppy face.

Me:

Et tu, Brutus?

The Man from Unit Alpha: You aren't Caesar. But this salad was.

Me:

Though those that are betray'd Do feel the treason sharply, yet the traitor stands in worse case of woe - Shakespeare

The Man from Unit Alpha: I returned your goddamn salad. What more do you want from me?

Me:

You already betrayed your people, Admiral! You've made your choices, sir! You're a traitor! Now, if the bitter taste of that is unpalatable to you, I am truly sorry. - Captain Jean Luc Picard

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Three Secrets About Me

I am actually descended from a long line of earls, barons, and other such nobility. You'd never know it from the way I eat.

I can trace my family line back 31 generations.

I just found this out recently.

In other words - Where's my crown?

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That feeling when you realize all those fics you bookmarked when you were 15 for 'later' are still on your computer but they're too cringe to click on - so later never came?

RIP all my old fandoms looking at me like: 🪦

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and as for what state I live in....

put me down as residing in a state of permanent denial.

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Personal Log: Things my Neighbor Has Done in the Past Week to Annoy Me, Possibly on Purpose

🚙 Why yes, they DID cross a crowded, busy street in the middle to avoid me when they saw me waiting at the bus stop. Very demure. VERY mindful.

🤔 They also failed to tell me about a problem in the house we share. I won't specify but it does have to do either with (a) water, (b) pipes, (c) ventilation, (d) heating, (e) all of the above, (f) some of the above and/or (g) none of the above. Choose wisely. Or don't.

😈 And when I texted them to explain that a house divided falls against itself, they flat-out ignored me.

🐝 Oh and when I asked them in person, they literally made up the world's lamest excuse NOT to talk about it so I walked away without saying much of anything at all, save for, "Okay."

I really do hope somewhere on Tumblr there's another account denying or confirming these accusations and/or clarifying, correcting, or simply providing a different perspective on them.

Captain's Log. Supplemental. Crossed the street to avoid my nosy neighbor. Almost got hit by not one but three vehicles. Said neighbor texted me. I did not text back. Neighbor wanted to talk about the issue again. I ran away, but not before giving a clever excuse as to why I had to do so. Note to self: Browse tumblr to see if neighbor has created a similar such log.

Yes this post is petty... But so are they!

Over and out.

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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I know this gives Janeway vibes but I think I'd want my beverage to be coffee... Hot. Two creams. No sugar.

Either that, or a raktajino.

If I was a Starfleet captain my drink of choice would be “Coconut water, chilled”, not only for the fun tropical vibes, (they are just an added bonus) but because I am constantly dehydrated and need electrolytes.

(Come to think of it by the 24th century they probably found a more sci-fi magic way around that)

To be a Fleet captain you must a favorite drink (apparently), what would your be?

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak

Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak

Additional Tags: Trektober 2024, Spanking, Kink Negotiation, Consensual Kink, Sub Elim Garak, Dom/sub, Smut, Eventual Smut, Loving Marriage, Dom Julian Bashir, BDSM, Hardcore, Punishment, Shameless Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Oral Sex

Series: Part 9 of Trektober 2024

Summary:

Trektober Day 9 - Spanking - Garashir

Garak asks Julian to help him pay penance.

AKA the hottest thing I’ve written in a while~

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Chapters: 3/3

Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Julian Bashir & Miles O'Brien, Julian Bashir/Miles O'Brien, Keiko O'Brien & Miles O'Brien

Characters: Julian Bashir, Miles O'Brien, Kira Nerys

Additional Tags: Rare Pairings, Trektober 2024, Miles O'Brien is a Good Friend, Augmented Julian Bashir, Pining Julian Bashir, Julian Bashir Needs a Hug Series: Part 8 of Trektober 2024

Summary:

Trektober 2024 - Day 8 - Away Mission (gone awry)

Julian and Miles encounter a certain type of stupefying pollen on a Bajoran moon, one that is also used in truth serums and designer drugs elsewhere in the system.

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak

Characters: Elim Garak, Julian Bashir

Additional Tags: Trektober 2024, Rough Sex, Top Elim Garak, Bottom Julian Bashir, Orgasm Control, Coming Untouched, Dirty Talk, First Time, or it could be, Consensual Kink, Dialogue Heavy

Series: Part 5 of Trektober 2024

Summary:

Trektober Day 5 - Garashir - Rough Sex

Julian knows Garak is holding back, but he can take it and asks Garak to go harder.

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If You Were A Pie Chart & Star Trek Was A Slice....

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak

Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak

Additional Tags: Trektober 2024, Orgasm Edging, Orgasm Control, Orgasm Delay, Elim Garak Takes Care of Julian Bashir, Dom Elim Garak, Dom/sub, Sub Julian Bashir, Crying, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Under-negotiated Kink, Begging, Praise Kink, Smut, Shameless Smut Series: Part 4 of Trektober 2024

Summary:

Trektober 2024 Day 4 - Garashir - Edging

During an edging scene, Julian wants Garak to go even further.

Probably the hottest thing I’ve written in quite some while. *fans self*

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The Years Between Us - fortheloveoflatinum

Read my latest Trektober ficlet here!

It's called "The Years Between Us," and is a Quark/Odo & (minor) Kira/Odo fic.

Watch this space for more Trektober goodies~

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One model for Kirk predicts the hurricane will land somewhere near my location but I am hoping he stays far off to sea.... Whyyyyy name the storm after the Captain of Captains???? 🌀

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Chapters: 1/31 Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak Additional Tags: Trektober 2024, Blindfolds, Consensual Kink, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Trust Kink, Sensory Deprivation, Blow Jobs Summary:

My humble contribution to Trektober 2024.

Tags to be updated as the month progresses.

My focus will be on Garashir, but other pairings may make brief appearances.

AKA:

Heh, why yes, I am doing Trektober. Stay tuned for more fun ficlets!

Day 1: Blindfolds