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sooo i'm not going to be doing any more incorrect quotes cause the rest of the ones on the site aren't going to work. i might do a few every now and then but not regularly.

instead, i think i'll be doing some of my favorite quotes and such... maybe some headcanons... and if anyone has any suggestions for other stuff i can do, just let me know!

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Incorrect KotLC Quote #12

Biana: Sophie isn't answering her imparter.

Fitz: I'll call.

Tam: Biana and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Sophie: Hello?

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Incorrect HP Quote #12

Hermione: Is something burning?

Draco: Just my love for you.

Hermione: Draco, the toaster is on fire.

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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #12

Apollo/Lester: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me!

Reyna: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Apollo/Lester: Yes!

Meg: I'm starting to feel really bad for you.

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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #11

Percy: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Frank: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Jason: I dropped a hairdryer on my leg once and burned it.

Leo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.

Grover: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Nico:

Nico: I have emotional scars.

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Incorrect KotLC Quote #11

Fitz: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Fitz and Sophie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Biana: Out turn, Tam! One, two, three- vanilla!

Tam, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Incorrect HP Quote #11

Ginny: Why are you on the floor?

Draco: I'm depressed.

Draco: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hermione, please.

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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #10

Piper: What do you think Percy will do for a distraction?

Annabeth: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Annabeth: ...or he could do that

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Incorrect HP Quote #10

Harry: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Draco: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Ginny: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ron: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Hermione: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Incorrect KotLC Quote #10

Sophie: I think we're missing something.

Fitz: Teamwork?

Biana: Cohesion?

Keefe: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Incorrect KotLC Quote #9

Keefe: I'm an idiot.

Tam:

Biana:

Fitz:

Sophie:

Dex:

Keefe:

Tam: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Incorrect HP Quote #9

Harry: If you had to choose between Hermione and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ginny: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Hermione: Ginny!

Harry: 63 sickles.

Ginny: I'll take the money.

Hermione: GINNY!!!

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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #9

Annabeth: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Thalia: Several traffic violations.

Percy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Grover: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Piper: Also, that's not our car.

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Incorrect HP Quote #8

Ginny: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Harry: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ginny: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING HERMIONE WITH ME

Ron, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

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Incorrect KotLC Quote #8

*Sophie is cooking*

Fitz: Any chance that's for me?

Sophie: It's for Dex. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Biana: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Incorrect Riordanverse Quote #8

Meg: Zeus, give me patience.

Apollo/Lester: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Meg: If Zeus gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Incorrect HP Quote #7

Hermione: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Luna: 'Prettiest Smile'

Neville: 'Nicest Personality'

Harry: 'Mostly likely to start a bar fight'

Ginny: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'