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Damn they don’t lie! That was fifteen minutes exactly!!!

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My biggest weakness I think is that I won’t be a woman who’s got the biggest shirt-prob no pants combo on where the buttons on the shirt go low on the neck but not anywhere near the booby cleavage but like I’m a man ig so even Xl shirts still fit different on my shoulders. This isn’t even body dysmorphia or me being attracted to women this is just some other third thing

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Some of these guys out here are maybe taking their body too seriously. I mean you’re body is a temple sure but don’t forget to pray am I right like stub your toe eat some dirt you’ll be fine

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i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

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Fucking love Caesar salad more like Cease her salad beacause I want it

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Lowkey though how the fuck did Gwen get those compulsion powers? Because istg it took Jon at least a full season until he got to the point where people just spilled their guts without even for a second questioning him if I remember correctly and Gwen just like, does it so naturally without being even SLIGHTLY aware of it??? Idk man either the Eye just sorta moved its HQ to the OIAR when the Institute burned down or some seriously weird shit is going on. Probably both.

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gwendolyn bouchard and lena kelley are both canonically women, yes. however this does not change the fact that they are trapped in an unhappy heterosexual marriage with each other.

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Yall I just realized it just keeps going for better or for worse

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So who else is experiencing the, so-called, March madness?

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silly billies

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I hope the fandom never settles on a particular design for the characters. I hope we get to see every version of Sam and Alice forever.

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So it turned out that when Jon and Martin said they might end up ‘somewhere else’ they actually ended up in a decades old text-to-voice program… I wonder if they can hold hands in there

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You guys he said Gwen BOUCHARD. gwen. Bouchard.what does this mean

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HUGE week for the overlap between these two groups of mentaily ill folks

I’m so excited y’all do NOT KNOW

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I need to eat water so bad… but not like Ice.,,,. Brrr I’m not eating cold water I just want it to crunch and be cruncy

I need to eat like a head of lettuce or cabbage I need a big fourth of a head of Napa cappage like for making kimchi cronch cronch cronch I can hear it now I will never be thirsty again if I eat a cabbedge

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Okay well I’m watching sophomore year (thank you pre-release junior year YouTube upload) and at the point where SPOILER UP TO EP 14 riz is talking to Kalina about pok and. I had a thought about what if he kept her along and continued talking to her as another voice in his head and I realized how cool it would be if riz became a warlock of kalina?? Like whoa!? Or the nameless goddess if that’s who she is but like wowee I just thought it was so cool

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