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[elliottheuselessgoldfish]

Hi there. Have you seen this man? If found please return him to @wearewatcher or alternatively return him to the year 2021. Also if you see any pieces of my heart laying around, please let me know. In all seriousness this was my coping mechanism. It took me 6 days of spending pretty much all my time on this. Also, apologies to watcher, because I’m posting this on all my social media with the same caption, lol. I’m proud of it. Sue me.

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this is legitimately really gorgeous abstract art. rip the professor. you wanna dance with the devil you’ve got to live with it when he sets you on fire.

I’m gonna miss you

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Watcher: “ha ha, we’ll have the in memoriam picture have wiki feet watermarks and we’ll have him die in the weirdest most ludicrous way we can think of, that way people will find it funny” me and half the fucking fanbase: “he’s :((( dead? :((((((” 

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At the very least we can hope he took that f*cking loser dinosaur down with him.

Hey, um

Hey is this some kind of…

Is this some kind of sick joke?

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sometimes self care is blocking someone online. sometimes self care is going to bed early and waking up late, and sometimes self care is embroidering the character @wearewatcher merked for a door centerpiece. 

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if the professor doesnt come back to life at some point im suing for emotional distress

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can’t believe I have to wake up tomorrow in a world without the Professor 😔

I know puppet history probably won’t be trending when I wake up but watching it trend today made me very proud of the watcher crew and their fabulous (albeit devastating) season finale. The writing, editing, animation, puppets, guests, songs and lore made an absolutely amazing episode!

That being said, if watcher doesn’t bring the Professor back, I genuinely do not know how I will cope

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me @ watcher abt the professor:

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HOW TF DID SEASON 3 END WITH CLIP CLOP INTO THE LIGHT, THE FEEL GOOD SONG OF THE CENTURY AND SEASON 4 END WITH ME CRYING OUT OF GENUINE SADNESS AND WANTING TO COMMIT ARSON.

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I’m legit gonna have a depressive episode because those watcher fucks unalived my comfort character. I mean, it’s good writing, but wtf

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As for everyone else, don’t fucking talk to me if you wanna talk to a fucking rational person. I’m goin through it rn. I’ll let you know it might be a few days.

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@wearewatcher​ Of all the things to kick off the start of my seasonal affective disorder I didn’t think it’d be YOU FUCKS. I’m here, a grown ass adult, legit sobbing, and losing the respect of my other adult friends because a GODDAMN PUPPET got CHOMPED. Fuck everything.

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OH SHIT OH FUCK I MISSED INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY

This is Schrodinger Ex Machina LobSTER, but everyone calls her Schrodi. She’s my emotional support cat and she’s great at her job and also I LOVE HER

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Incorrect quote from/inspired by @thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy ‘s generator. 10/10 check it out, customizable with good quotes.

I don’t really do comics v often so forgive the placing of characters and stuff. 

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Decided to make a spidersona. Am I three years late to this, absolutely. Anyway this is me as a spiderman. Or Spyder-man I guess. I wanted this character to be a spy, so let me explain some designs of the suit. 

The hands are purple unlike the rest of the suit so he can reach out into the sun. The spiderwebs on her head originate from the earpiece she wears going in to scope out wherever she’s assigned. The green on the bottom of their feet leaves a powder behind that’s invisible unless seen through the night vision goggles built into their suit. so he can get in and out the exact same way, The spider on his chest has the same powder so he can mark anything for confiscation and pick it up on the way out.

Ok that was a lot, but I had so much fun doing this.

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Fuck everything, I wanna be spiderman. I want to BECOME Peter Parker.