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Genderbend strawhats

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Marine!Zoro AU, and might be my first post of the new year! ^^

(any questions about this au is welcome, because it's festering in my brain like rot :>)

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lookin' sharp.

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Perona and Zoro both being yeeted to Mihawks goth island is my Roman Empire

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The more I casually think about it, the more Wolverine and Deadpool casually remind me of Shrek and Donkey

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making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

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I don't know why, but Roronoa Zoro just gives big cat energy

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lets make this the year of yuri

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Wade's freaky kitty is flourishing

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Just a doodle of God's perfect idiot:))

He's so silly and problematic, I love him sm

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oopsies

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This fic had no right being this amazingly good

Omg! I’m dying. I’m dying with joy. This may be just the best shit ever!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60343345

Finally Hit Fuck It

by murdertrashbabyrat

Warnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyLogan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade WilsonWade Wilson Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics Omega Verse Omega Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) Alpha Wade Wilson Mating Cycles/In Heat Trans Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) going into heat in the honda fucking odyssey Honda Odyssey Fight Scene in Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) Nesting Fluff and Smut as always they're both vers your honor Oral Sex Anal Sex Vaginal Sex Pegging

Summary: He doesn’t know how long they’ve been fighting, how long he’s been steadily ignoring his heat sinking in, when Wade suddenly pauses mid punch, cocks his head, and opens his stupid idiot mouth to say,

“Oh sweet baby J, are you in heat?”

“Fuck,” Logan hisses out, because yes, he officially is and he hates it.

“Taking that as a yes, holy shit, holy shit, did our fighting just trigger your heat? Oh baby you are one nasty little omega.”

“Someone finally figured out how to kill me and this is hell isn’t it?” Logan says with a groan, miserable already.

OR

Logan goes into heat in the Honda Odyssey and proceeds to get gentle topped into oblivion

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I love when a poolverine fanfic writer is able to channel Wade to such a degree that it makes me combust from holding in laughter at 2 am

Bonus points if the author writes Logan's reaction as being absolutely done with his shit

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idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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Some of my favorite out of context quotes from a fanfic I've read in the past month

Howl

By por_queeee (on ao3)

it was late fall in Jersey and Wade was deep in his Basic White Girl Fall Sweater era, and Althea was in her ‘we don’t have the money to be blasting the heat 24/7, you dumbass, do you know what utilities cost here?’ era.

Don’t leave me alone with this dumbass,” Al said soberly, grabbing Logan’s forearm with desperation.

Logan patted her hand in response. “You’ll manage. You dealt with him for years before I got here.”

“Do I not exist or something?” Wade lamented loudly. “What am I, a figment of a senile mind? Or Al’s coke habit? Sure, you tell her everything about where you’re going, no problem.” When this outburst did not yield results he pouted. “Are you sure I can’t come? I’ve been told I make for excellent fish bait–it’s the constant smell of death, you see.”

He tilts his head, squinting harder and mouthing enhance to himself like it’s a crime procedural and he’s magically de-pixelating shitty CCTV footage. This does not work.