drpewpmaster
Dr. PewpMaster & The Holy Butt Chakra
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***NSFW*** (will most definitely show graphic bowel movements) Good Day fellow Pooper! I am Dr. PewpMaster and I am here to share my experience and story of my conscious shift awakening in hopes to inspire the same conscious shift inside of yourself! I used to be chubby and super gross. Ok, maybe not SUPER gross, but I felt disgusting for a loooooong time, for almost as long as I can remember. But, I learned to not speak the truth at an early age, because people DO NOT like the truth. They do not want to hear it, they want nothing to do with it, and they will kill in order to hide from it. And so I learned to keep my mouth shut, for the better of the family, or so I had thought. My reasoning for falling into that state of numbness for so long at such an early age, was not the best thing I could have done, but it was the only self defense mechanism I could ponder that would be the best route. You see, I lost my mother 2 weeks before my 6th birthday, due to pharmaceutical grade medication to help her “cope” with her “manic depressive” disorder. She was also on blood thinners, so she bled A LOT when she was cut, and I’m sure she was on a cocktail of other drugs to help her cope with her broken heart and sad mind caused by the awful things the people did to her during her life. My father and step-mom had custody of me since as long as I can remember, and the environment and energy of that house was the exact opposite of what a child who loses his mother at such a young age should have to deal with. High levels of stress, constant screaming, fighting, yelling, crying, cursing, threatening, hate, negativity, anger, evil or at least that’s how I saw my surroundings at the time. I tried to keep my spirits high about it, but it’s hard knowing you have to go “home” to that and try to sleep. Most nights you’d just rather sleep in a park, like a homeless man. I was so depressed that I relied on fruit snacks, chocolate bars, coffee, pop-tarts, energy drinks, fast food burger...
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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When will they quit killing our healers? They won't, until they purge the world of all positivity. It's time to wake up, and see the truth. Before it's too late. I can feel DR. SEBI's energy standing directly behind me. "One of Sebi's claims to fame was his belief that rendering the body into an alkaline state makes it IMPOSSIBLE for disease to exist!!" Things to use to discover your body's PH : PH LITMUS PAPER. Things to use to help correct the acid levels in your stomach (which is why cancer can exist in the first place): BENTONITE CLAY. ALUMINUM FREE BAKING SODA. GREEN & CLEAN DIET. save the cheerleader, save the world.
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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Looks like I wasn’t the first Poo Doc, and I promise I won’t be the last!!!!!!!
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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Do you feel the acid?
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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The best relationship, is a potty mouthed relationship. Talk shit with your partner, and grow together in a beautifully harmonious and truthful way! 
everyone poops. grow up! & laugh at yourself a little bit
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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Looks like I’m not the only one who feels the power of GOD behind this substance called bentonite clay!
I’ve lost weight and my body looks and feels healthier since I began this regimen. I can feel it’s ultimate power!!!! Can you?
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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my name is...what?
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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Hello, I'd like you to meet my best friend. Bentonite clay! He's great. Does all sorts of things to help my insides heal. Girls rub him all over their face to get a good facial, to help cleanse the pores of the skin from any #blemishes, rashes, or dry skin. He literally attracts things to the surface of the skin, leaving it as smooth, soft and supple as a babys bottom. Why wouldn't he do the same to your insides if you ate him? Maybe, just maybe, he can get rid of that nasty acid reflux or heartburn you get from eating shitty foods all the time at improper times of the night. Mehhhh, what do I know? Absolutly nothing.
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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With all the #chaos in this crazy world, #motherearth requires some #healing & #love. Plant things! Play in the #dirt! #Plant your positive intentions, #grow with the fruit as it blooms, realizing that this growth is a #mirror #reflection within yourself! Light Love & Laughter! : D #digholes, #getdirty
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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IT’S ALLIVEEEEEE!!!!!
I’ve had a few poos, like this one (6/24/16), in different toilets traveling across the states. WHAT does this mean? Is there an energy parasite inside that still thrives? Jumping and jiving to the beat inside his mind? Is it just the air flow coming from the pipes underneath the floor boards? Why don’t all my poops in the history of poops dance like this if this air flow is so normal and powerful? Are my other poos just too dense and lifeless to have any rythmic and flow talent? So many questions, only one possible answer (to the beat inside my mind).
If you have never evicted the tenants that burrow themselves into the walls of your stomach and intestinal lining, I might suggest a volcanic lava cleanse! Then maybe you’ll have some energy back so you can find your internal song and dance your way to the top, just like this poo. Skipiddy do whop, PLOP!!!
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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CHEERS! To a healthy movement : ]
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drpewpmaster · 8 years ago
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Happy belated summer solstice ya'll! I hope you enjoyed one of the most magical days/nights as much as I did. We had a bonfire raging and some tribal beats going with some bootie shakin, just as the God's would want it! My rythmic beats attracted this amazing package to be delivered the follow day (tuesday), and I couldn't have been happier. I've been out of clay for some time now, and I can feel my body needing the extra assistance in my regular everday naturally normal detox of my lymphatic system, liver & every other organ in my 27 year old body. What makes me excited about this clay in particular, is that it is a combination of 3 different internally safe healing clays, that are collected from the different volcanoes of the world, meaning that each clay has a different chemical makeup, depending on which nutrients are more dense in that soil. So this site www.greenclays.com has a variety of different clay blends and other homeopathic herbs to help the body cleanse on a deeper and more satisfying level. Yesterday I was so excited I didn't eat much at all besides some clay first thing in the am. I had a raw sweet turnip from a local organic farm up in Brookings Oregon, some homemade beet juice health tonic I whipped up the other day consisting of (beets & greens, broccoli, ginger, peppercorn, cinnamon, pumpkin spice) some 'natural' V8 juice and a few bites of a homemade organic rabbit stew. Literally that's all. Well besides the gallon of h20! So I shed some weight this morning as a result as you can see. Came out quick and smooth, and with seeing the red you may jump to the conclusion that my intestinal line is bleeding, but once you've read up to this point, you'll know it was the beet juice that helped lubricate and stimulate my gut system to help push out the clay and all the critters it collects along the way. The first 2 poo pics are different segments. The second pic being the lighter colored mass in the 3rd picture and the 2nd poo pic is actually buried beneath all the red mucus sludge in the 3rd(I had to fish it out). The final picture was actually the first pic I took, and although it's not up close and detail oriented, I like the artistic expression. I try to be creative with most of my shots as you may have noticed. And there are plenty more where these came from! I've still been having stabbing pains in my abdomen from time to time, so no change there, but the more I spit out the cleaner I feel each and every time. It's all about slowing down and enjoying the proccess. We all want it to happen over night because we think we're entitled to that, you must understand that it's impossible to clean up 10, 20 or 30 years of terrible and unconscious lifestyle habits in a few days. This will take time, and that's ok, cause when you have the power to turn time backwards, the constructs of time fall apart and you realize that time never even existed. Are you taking up a detox regiment and you see aliens in your poo and you don't know what to do? Just throw your stinky situation in my direction, and I'll worry about it for you!
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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Welcome to the age of aquarius
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Archangel Uriel: Uriel is an angel of transformation, archangel of salvation, regent of the sun, overseer of Tartarus, and is the spirit of ministration and peace. He helps turn our worst disappointments into our greatest blessings. He represents freedom, independence, intensity and new ideas. He can slow down the more unpleasant influences of Uranus, such as stubbornness, nervosity and inflexibility. The German god of thunder, Thor, is associated with Uriel. He is the Angel of the North and one of the most powerful archangels. Uriel is said to be the one who will tear down the gates of hell on Judgement Day, and he is also responsible for retaliation and revolution.
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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SHOW ME YOUR POO!!!
I wanna see all the lumps, liquids and solids your body can produce! Don't be weird about it...
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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Signs of an OVERactive root:
-regular emotions of anger/annoyance/aggression -greedy(materialistic & impulsive)/rigid in nature -need to be right and unable to accept change -overactive sex drive (leading to douchebag encounters and RAPE)
Signs of an UNDERactive root:
-regular emotions of fear leading to depression -feeling disconnected & unorganized in life -lack discipline, stamina and lethargic in nature -NO BOUNDARIES
“It is important to balance this chakra first before balancing the others, from an energetic stand-point, as it is widely believed that this is where we draw our life force energy from (see kundalini reiki). If you are not properly grounded (or rooted into the ground) you simply can not balance the other chakras properly.”
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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#noprivacy #toiletselfie #pink #urinalcake #awkward
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drpewpmaster · 9 years ago
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We’ve all got #shit to face. What does your #poop look like? Feel free to show me!!! #pyramid #consciousness #awake #sleeping #shift #health #enlightenment #chakra #curious?
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