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I don't even LIKE wrestling but this TOOK ME OUTTT

posting some of my favorite iron sheik tweets for no particular reason 😊

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Caregiver Lois Lane moodboard!

"Well, I'm not sure about you, but Mama is really tired, so how about we turn on something and we can break into those cookies I bought! I'll get a blanket, and do you know where I put the remote?"

I'd love to wrap her up in the biggest hug and then we can fall asleep on the couch ☹️

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Even though I don't use Ao3 often, I have to admire the dedication of all the writers and the passion and effort they put into their work without earning even a cent back. So, if any person ever decides that the little freak writers can't write their little freak things on the little freak website then their shoes are gonna get spit on.

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Hi so if he said that to me, I would collapse into his arms and give him all the cuddles I love m dada and all the things people make about him! ☹️

"Whoa there, kiddo! You're definitely too itty-bitty to be doing that! Don't worry, Superman is here to save you~♡"

☆ CG! Clark Kent aka Superman from the new movie because HE'S MY PAPA!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I KNOW HE WOULD BE TBE BESTEST PAPA EVER EVER--

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"Imma need you to stop right there."

he's not into people's emotions

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The equivalent of kids pretending to fall asleep in the car so their parent would have to carry them inside and tuck them in.

Robins when they “twist an ankle” on patrol and Batman has to carry them all the way home

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The way Bucky would so be stereotyped as a grumpy old man who knows nothing about the younger generation and thinks they're all just a bunch of silly little kids, and then proceeds to take that stereotype in stride, is what leads to situations like this, and I love that for him.

Bucky says this to make fun of him

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But we love Paul!

I love that Sally Jackson’s 3 love interests are just

Literal god

Canonically pure evil

Paul

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Wow, look at this sweet and innocent OC I made! I hope nothing awful happens to them! Except I didn't hope hard enough and I made the poor guy and spoiler alert he dies in the end.

Meet Thomas L. Storm born 1995 yada yada you know the drill, he's my Fantastic Four, technically six oc, because there's him and then another one LOUD COUGHING @just-a-fluffy-knight

Anyways, I guess I was fed up with giving my OCS happy endings because I decided to make him have a nice childhood with adopted siblings Johnny and Sue and the rest of the six, and then made everything come crashing down as soon as he hit adulthood. Such a sweet, smart, little boy of course I had to ruin it all.

A few gangs, a girlfriend, and a team switch later, (Hey Sam, Joaquin, and my oc Callahan, welcome Tommy Storm to the Avengers) here we are at his funeral with all the nice little maroon flowers because this kid is just like that, his favorite color isn't red, it's maroon and Reed always got it right.

But hey, this takes place in the 2005 movies, maybe in the new one I can make him, y'know, not. Die. Maybe.

Also fun fact his power is just owl

He just sprouted wings after sneaking onto that ship when he was ten. It was excruciatingly painful. That is all.

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Can't believe I just watched a whole movie where the plot is "Make sure your parents get together or else you don't exist." Normal right? And also your mom has a big fat crush on you. Like woo-wee! Hubba hubba she wants it BAD, like REAL BAD. And then you go home and I loved it.

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This is awful, I hope and pray you can get to safety!

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Please enjoy a piece of me as Spidey with Cap. We're very silly and thats all I have to say (lie)

(If you want to hear my additional ramblings about my Spider-Sona, you will find them under the cut :)

Hello! I give you a warm welcome to Earth-3011, the place where I am the one and only Spider-Man. Boy. Kid. Thing. I highly doubt a single person will take my 5'6 self seriously when I introduce myself as Spider-Man but whatever.

3011 is a depiction of my heavily headcannoned ideal Marvel universe. I thought, well, since it's "my" universe things should go "my way"

So "my way" includes, but is not limited to, Steve Rogers being the father figure type to me, similar to the relationship between Tony Stark and Peter Parker in the movies. Steve is also a lot softer and kinder because I have let the fanfic propaganda consume me and I've watched the Chris Evans puppy interview too many times. Soft, fatherly, Steve now has my heart and you can pry it from my blood-soaked hands. Also, Stucky is canon because I said so.

Steve is technically not Captian America, Sam is, he just walks around in the suit sometimes (heavily inspired by the AOU look which is arguably my favorite one) and has pretty much retired into mentoring and a lot of protesting.

Tony isn't fucking dead. And neither is Pietro or Nat.

I have a Johnny Storm and a D-pool because every spidey needs both I believe.

And I want to comment on the suit and why I chose it to make it look like, well, that. For one the design is childish and simple likely because it was created by a simple child (me.) Incase you wondered.

I hate drawing all the lines across Spider-Man's suit so I decided to keep the webbing to a minimum. My favorite colors are green and blue so I made the suit mostly blue with pops of green. Don't let the soft colors fool you, I am dark and mysterious, trust/silly

I also didn't find much need to make it look too complicated since I figured I would wear clothes over my Spider suit for comfort reasons.

And if it wasn't clear, and I don't blame you if you found it so, the black thing around my wrist is a web-shooter!

I think on my own I could potentially produce my own web, but it takes a lot of time and effort and skill to make it work and shoot it properly, so I have web-shooters!

But that all I got for now! Thanks for reading this like genuinely.

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Myyyy big brother in every universe ladies, gents, and other persons!

JOSEPH QUINN as JOHNNY STORM The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) Dir. Matt Shakman

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Caregiver Johnny Storm moodbard!

"C'mon! Grab my keys and we'll burn some rubber! And then we'll stop for some ice cream! Oh, don't worry about what the team will think! They know a little sugar won't kill anyone and if they do, let Johnny do the talking, okay?"

The irresponsible big brother of all time and you can't tell me otherwise!

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If you or someone you love has been personally victimized by either of these rooms you may be entitled to compensation.

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Propaganda I'm not falling for is showers that are over 40 minutes long and you are actually cleaning yourself that entire time.

Like you're doing a mini Broadway show or planning out potential conversations? Alright, valid, see you in 40. But you're not doing that and just scrubbing the whole time??? Is your skin okay?? Is there a little cult of mice in your drain that you talk to? What the fuck are you doing in there???

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I am currently in the phase where I am staying over at my aunt's house (DC) and I love it here, but I am excited to go back home with my parents (Marvel) and taste what my ma has been cooking (Fantastic Four: First Steps)