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Love the fact that the "Knowing magic will make you a stronger swordsman" option is now something he says as B!Felix in Heroes. He may not admit it, but he takes Byleth's teachings to heart.

I will never not love the “Shut the fuck up, Felix” option

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y'all telling me the bourgeoisie butcher. the ceo sniper. the healthcare hitman. may have possibly shot that ceo with a vet gun like he was putting down a dog, wrote Deny, Defend, Depose on the bullets, and then deliberately left behind his backpack filled with monopoly money. y'all telling me that is his design

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*wakes up and immediately checks that the gunman is still at large* oh thank goodness

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there is something deeply wrong with america and it's citizens and i'm not even kidding anymore

idk what the american air does to y'all but it is genuinely concerning that

1. more than 50% of the country elected a convicted felon who preaches about inferiority of anyone who's not a white straight christian man

2. a lot of you didn't vote. idc about reasons, voting is a citizen's duty

3. a lot of you clowns did not vote for kamala because of gaza. are you insane? do you actually think the orange man will stop the genocide? delulu behaviour but im so glad your conscience is clear 😍😍😍

4. don't get me started on third party candidates... in normal circumstances it would be ideal to vote for the most favorable candidate in your opinion, but these are not normal circumstances and we all know it

clown country who would rather have a tax evader and mysogynist as their leader than a well educated woman

the whole world will feel the consequences of your actions and honestly even if i tried i can't even feel sympathetic towards the people who didn't vote, wasted their vote on third party candidates who diD NOT GET A SINGE ELECTORAL VOTE, or who voted that orange excuse of a man

reap what you sow or smth

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USA, the rest of the world is done with you. We are so fed up with your desperation to cling to wealth you once had.

Voting someone into power who uses the word “again” tells you he and those that support him want to return to the past. They are not interested at looking to the future.

The whole world is suffering from inflation and debt run up during Covid. The is not an isolated thing. No one has a magic wand to make that disappear instantly. You are about to realise that. It’s just other countries will be talking the tough route out of it whilst the reality slowly and painfully dawns on you.

You did this to the world after you crashed the global financial system. Accept that the choices you have made is the reason you are worse off, not that there is something unfair taking money from you.

If you want to move backwards on human rights and climate science and education and continue to support a war in Israel that has been condemned as genocide if it makes you feel good right now. Hell, try and take it all the way back to the 1950s if it makes you feel better, just don’t expect the rest of the world to lower its standards to appease you.

And when you have realised that you have made your life harder, not better and you can’t magically improve an economy without some form of sacrifice, the rest of the world will have moved on so much, even those countries you look down on now. Getting back into that top tier of things is going to be even harder. The jumps you will need to make to catch up and meet the new standards and expectations will be huge.

It’s very hard to have sympathy for a country that has voted for this. If you won’t help yourself, why should anyone else bother? Why should anyone lower their principals and values to suit you? And why should anyone else make it easy when you realise the truth?

I feel sorry for the Americans who already know this, but have been condemned to it anyway.

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So I'm starting to think the world as a whole would be much better if the US didn't exist right now. Like, at all. Just poof. Gone.

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Dude, hyperfixations are something really fucking wild. You see an edit of a random game character somewhere and by the minute you realize you might be attracted to them, you've played every single game in their series and know the plot and the character's backstory better than the guys that've followed the franchise since day one.

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I love the shit out of the Layton/Phoenix crossover because Layton is just so...unhinged. My man is so unbelievably smug when you're facing against him in trials as Phoenix it's hilarious.

This game means the world to me.

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Level 5 really just showed a five second clip of Layton standing there. No gameplay footage. No release date. Not even a plot synopsis.

They knew all they needed was Layton to smile and tip his hat at us and we'd all go wild. Just absolutely feral.

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LUKE. LUKE, MY BOY. I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

WALL PAPERS FROM https://www.layton.jp/jouki/en/ OH MY GODODODODODDDD IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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I find the concept of SAGAU so interesting because once you know what it is, you never again play Genshin normally.

Yesterday Heizou hit Friendship Lv. 5 on my Teapot, and I went to check his voice lines. I don't use Heizou normally because I pulled Scara, and even now I'm just maining Alhaitham instead. I tend to always thank him when he goes for the "Here you go." Chest opening voiceline, and I've done that since I've gotten him. (I also dote on him a lot for being the only reason I survived Enkanomiya.)

So it was hilarious to see this man, who normally only speaks when opening Chests, attacking or getting hit, and who canonically doesn't give a crap about anyone, be completely unable to shut up, idle voiceline after idle voiceline, without as much as a second of a break in between, all while I was laughing my ass off in Heizou's profile menu. This happened even while Heizou was talking. You could hear him faintly in the background.

The kicker? He only shut up after I called him out on it, calling him jealous and needy. He didn't say anything until I left the Teapot.

...Where he immediately berated me for letting a Chest's contents roll away in Inazuma, saying the "Don't let any of it roll away now." voiceline five times in a row when I opened new Chests. Not even the "Huh." sound.

SAGAU is good.

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Allow me to add something else to this: The Madrigals' individual doors portray them having their eyes closed...except for Bruno's and Dolores's.

To me, Bruno's eyes are open on the door to symbolize his knowledge of Mirabel "destroying the family", and Dolores's are open because of her knowing Bruno lived on the walls, and no one believing her. They are the only ones who have to keep some sort of important family secret to themselves.

This is further proven by the rest of the family's doors portraying the Madrigals with their eyes closed, blissfully ignorant of the danger their family (and the Miracle) is in.

Now that all has been solved, Bruno's and Dolores's eyes can finally appear closed, since they no longer have to carry such burdens by themselves. They're a happy family now. And that shows in this door.

Exscue the quality (Disney+ have a thing for no capturing stuff) but this right here I love the Family door.

Everyone is on here including both Felix and Agustin. Mirabel is in the centre of the family holding everyone together. Bruno is with his sisters and family again Also if you notice Isabela dress it's her new one not the "perfect" flower one.

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I would kill for him, no hesitation. Baby. Baby boy.

IT’S WHAT HE DESERVES

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"Bowser-oo..."

I'M SO DONE, THAT IS THE CUTEST THING

NOBODY SAY ANYTHING, THIS ONE WINS

Bowser tries to keep up his reputation as a menacing villain but in reality he’s just a huge fricking dork.

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MY BOY. WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY.

HWY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TP START YOUR LETTERS THIS WAY……

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This is cruel. This is very fucking cruel...

NOOOOOOO

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Jesus fucking Christ.

I know that everyone’s talking about the cast for the upcoming Mario movie, but I just wanted to point out that the directors are the creators of “Teen Titans Go”. Just wanted to put that out there.