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✦ Tribute to congratulate Nomada Studio on the launch of their latest game NEVA. Because GRIS had my heart already, but I can't resist a game where we can pet the puppy 🩷

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normalize being in your 20's without a drivers license. normalize being in your 60's without a drivers license. normalize never ever getting your license. death to automobiles peace and love on planet earth

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my temeraire mittens are done :) they are temeraire because i said so.

the pattern is dragon mittens 2024 by Ricaco Yahata（矢羽田 梨花子）on ravelry. i guess its a little late for new years mittens but dragons are always in fashion :)

i wanted a thinner mitten since winter has been so mild so far. im happy with them. i also used 2.25mm needles instead of what the pattern recommends (because i've made a lot of mittens like this and know that it fits me) the other modification is PLS NOTE HIS LITTLE BLUE EYE. thank you

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5 years is nothing. its still 2020 to me

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Made myself finish a thing…for once.

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the birdkeepers daughter

prints available here

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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This bastard managed to wedge himself behind the couch and then when released from entrapment hE WENT RIGHT BACK

We pulled the couch forward to see what he wanted and it was three, ancient potato chips

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

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There are no gods here. There are only monsters.

THE WITCHER IV Cinematic Reveal Trailer — TGA 2024

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Dreaming in Hive

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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You can discover your favourite band when you’re in your late twenties. You can meet your best friend when you’re in your thirties. You can finally accomplish a life goal when you’re in your fifties. Your youth isn’t the only time frame where amazing, life-changing things can happen.