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今日のマウスの可動域

The range of motion of the PC mouse today

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An assortment of unsorted Dennis Fentanyl doodles from across the months or something, idk. What is time.

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sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

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i think the moon would like you

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dear baby bats and new goths:

polyester is plastic. most lace you buy, is polyester. when it gets hot out, and you hear a voice in your head saying "oh I can wear this, it's long-sleeves, but it's mesh/lace and very lightweight!" that's the devil talking. you will be wearing plastic that does NOT breathe, and you will be dying of heatstroke.

sincerely, a grown adult goth who still hasn't managed to learn this, and Suffered today.

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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Vampires in 2020: *Shitting themselves because phones and CCTV are everywhere*

Vampires in 2025: My Prince, I know my childe slipped up and their Masquerade violation is now on Reddit, but I think you should let this one slide because half the commenters are saying it's staged or AI

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Midnight in the garden of good and evil, Classic Vandal

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im such a girl that lays down

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I really like this russian edition of classic books. Letting famous artists do the covers in YA style was such a simple but clever decision. According to the recent study the number of teenage readers increased, possibly thanks to these covers. I own traditional classics with blank covers but if I ever see one of these in the wild, it’ll probably make me go feral.

Here are some of my favs:

Dracula (art by Renibet)

2.Jane Eyre (art by Ulunii)

3. Little women (art by чаки чаки)

4. The Idiot (the hedgehog-omg-) (art by Xinshi)

5. Pride and Prejudice (art by Cactusute)

6. War and Peace (art by Xinshi)

7. Wuthering Heights (art by Renibet)

8. The Great Gatsby (art by NIKEL)

9. Frankenstein (art by Iren Horrors)

10. Crime and Punishment (art by REDwood)

11. Anna Karenina (art by Ulunii)

12. The Cherry Orchard (art by lewisite)

13. The Master and Margarita (art by Renibet)

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“no one wants to read this” ok but you do. and that’s enough. and also wrong. i want to read it. hand it over

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Feel his wrath.

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collecting posts of this type

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by jhamilbader

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*puts a disk in u*

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Caught a normie struggling in one of my snare traps and wordlessly slit its throat