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some time during the 70s (jerk ford au)
fidds, literally just existing:
ford: hey, fiddleford, you seem depressed.
fidds: ??? what?
ford: do you need a hug? you need a hug. bring it in.
fidds: what on earth—i don't need a hug!
ford, already going in for the hug: yes, you do. bring it in.
fidds, trying to run away: STANFORD NO I DON'T NEED A HUG
ford: yes, you do. come here. bring it in.
fidds: STOP I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS
ford, successfully hugging fidds: no, you love my hugs.
fidds: PLEASE LET ME GO
ford: no, you need this.
the hug was extended for as long as ford could handle. for the sake of being a jerk, that was a long time.
(based off of my friend who gives unwanted hugs with the excuse that it's for my own good)
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Sarene: Well, my husband's apparently dead, so I have nothing to do. Time to troll people in power. Ashe: Please don't troll the King, my lady. Sarene: Of course not. Ashe: Oh thank goodness Sarene: That would be too easy. Now, that religious crusader with the armor, psychopathic sidekick, and massive army of priests… he might be fun to play with Ashe: Oh sweet merciful Domi why *meanwhile in zombieland* Raoden: I am going to cure everyone's depression using shoes and history books Galladon: Pretty sure that hasn't ever worked Raoden: Of course it hasn't worked, it hasn't been done by ME yet.
I love Elantris so much. The rest of the Cosmere gives us complex backstories and traumas seasoned with snark and philosophy and epic magic systems. Elantris is just two separated soulmates who decided to punch fate in the face because they felt like it. Simple, but delicious.
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pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women
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Log: <sobbing>
Lee: "Uh, what's up? You don't look so hot."
Log: <holds up laptop, laptop shows Swooning Over Stans download screen>
Lee: "That doesn't explain much."
Log: <Turns laptop around, revealing it is a chromebook>
Lee: "Ah."
Log: "LET ME DATE THE OLD MEN!" <crying while holding chromebook to chest>
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Lee: “Hey, why’s Bill calling Mabel ‘Shoots’ in the bit you posted earlier?”
Log: “It’s a nickname, duh.”
Lee: “I still don’t get it.”
Log: “Well, I like to imagine it went something like this…”
Lee: “What-”
<fade to black>
<fade in to Dipper and Mabel’s room, Bipper in the bottom bunk and Mabel in the top>
Bipper: “Ya know, it takes a good minute to say Shooting Star every time. I should shorten that!”
Mabel: “You could just call me my name…”
Bipper: <laughing> “HA! Good one, Shoots! I like that! Shoots!”
Mabel: “I can’t wait for you to be out of my brother.”
<fade back to Lee and Log>
Lee: <heavy breathing> “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”
Log: <shrugs> “I just wanted to show you what I was thinking.”
Lee: “I am slowly questioning your humanity, Log.”
Bipper: “Don’t worry, they won’t notice a thing! I’m great at impressions, I can act like this dumb sweaty kid for years if I have to!”
Mabel: “If you say so…”
<time passes>
Doctor: “Alright, you two are good to go, just one last thing and your checkup’s done.”
Mabel: <fear, whispering> “You’re screwed!”
Bipper: “It’ll be fine, Shoots. I’ve made it through worse than this!”
Doctor: “Now, let’s just get a good look at your eyes and you two kids will be on your way.”
Bipper and Mabel: <fear>
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A: “Hey, should be have names?”
B: “What do you mean? We have names.”
A: “I’m gonna give us some names. Tell me our names, I’ve made them.”
Lee: “Our names have always been Lee and Log, what are you talking about?” <confused>
Log: “I think I like that. Those are nice names.”
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A: <crying on the bed>
B: “Jeez, what happened to you?”
A: <snotty and sobbing> “His parents diiiiiiiiiiiiiied……”
B: “huh.”
A: “Bye I have to go to Barnes and Nobles RIGHT NOW!”
B: “Wait, hold on, why are you in such a rush?”
A: “Shush, I’m already late!” <grabbing keys and wallet>
B: “Late for what? And by how much? You’re being confusing.”
A: “A couple weeks I think! For getting a certain masterpiece of a book that has been waited for months, reviving a fandom and allowing hopes for a new addition to a beloved and adored show across the world, chronicling the adventures of the antogonist of said show, revealing new facts and stories to the cinematic universe it is set in! And no one told me it came out until just now!”
B: “First off, long. Second, what does that mean? What is the book?”
A: “It’s the Book of Bill, and no one told me it came out until today! I need to get it now!” <runs out the door>
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Mabel: <listening to music, drawing, singing> “I wanted to help people, I did my best to save the sick…”
Ford: <walks in> “What might this be?”
Mabel: “Oh, I’m just listening to some Penelope Scott!”
Ford: “Oh, alright.”
<time passes, Ford is working>
Ford: <humming> “and with god as a my witness… I will not suck the devil’s dick…”
Stan: <passing through> “Too late Poindexter, can’t change the past that easy!”
Ford: <stammering> “I- STANLEY!”
Stan: “I ain’t wrong.”
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Bipper: “Don’t worry, they won’t notice a thing! I’m great at impressions, I can act like this dumb sweaty kid for years if I have to!”
Mabel: “If you say so…”
<time passes>
Doctor: “Alright, you two are good to go, just one last thing and your checkup’s done.”
Mabel: <fear, whispering> “You’re screwed!”
Bipper: “It’ll be fine, Shoots. I’ve made it through worse than this!”
Doctor: “Now, let’s just get a good look at your eyes and you two kids will be on your way.”
Bipper and Mabel: <fear>
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B: “Hey, A?”
A: “Hm?” <swivels chair>
B: “I thought Dialogue Dailyish was supposed to be PGish? Ya know, just to challenge yourself in some cases?”
A: “Yeah, why?”
B: “Might wanna edit your most recent bit.”
A: <checks computer> “Oh god-“
<We’ll be right back music screen plays>
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H3lper: “Please have a seat.”
Bill: “I still don’t get why I have to do this.” <sits down>
H3lper: “Because you have issues, William.”
Bill: “Don’t you call me that.”
H3lper: “Alright, Bill.”
Bill: “Better.”
H3lper: “So, how about we start with you telling me a little about your life?”
<2012 by Will Wood starts playing>
H3lper: “Where is that music coming from?”
Bill: “I was an existential criminal, so innocently cynical-”
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A: <drawing> “You know what this is missing?”
B: “What? Looks fine by me.”
A: “A god dang SKETCH!”
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A: "I GOT IT!" <holding up book>
B: "That looks cursed."
A: "Of course it does, it's Bill's book! Now shut up and let me read it." <sits down and opens book>
B: "Alright, alright, fine."
A: "I said shut up!"
B: "Cranky, aren't we?" <begins turning around>
A: <death stare>
B "Jeez, I'm leaving..."
A: "Good." <slowly turns back to book>
A: “Bye I have to go to Barnes and Nobles RIGHT NOW!”
B: “Wait, hold on, why are you in such a rush?”
A: “Shush, I’m already late!” <grabbing keys and wallet>
B: “Late for what? And by how much? You’re being confusing.”
A: “A couple weeks I think! For getting a certain masterpiece of a book that has been waited for months, reviving a fandom and allowing hopes for a new addition to a beloved and adored show across the world, chronicling the adventures of the antogonist of said show, revealing new facts and stories to the cinematic universe it is set in! And no one told me it came out until just now!”
B: “First off, long. Second, what does that mean? What is the book?”
A: “It’s the Book of Bill, and no one told me it came out until today! I need to get it now!” <runs out the door>
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B: "Hey, A?"
A: <typing> "Hm?"
B: "Didn't you just finish that script bit you're writing?"
A: "Oh, yeah, but my screen froze. I don't think it posted, so I guess I just lost the whole thing."
B: "Man, that sucks."
<After a minute>
B: "Hey, according to what's showing on your blog, you posted two versions."
A: "Wait, what?" <checks blog> "Huh. Son of a gun. Guess it loaded after all."
B: "Hey, careful, we gotta stay PG here. That's the rule we made for this."
A: "Aren't I supposed to be the character making fourth wall breaks?"
B: <concerned> "I was talking about how, knowing you, you'd write this down. What do you mean?"
A: <panicking a bit> "Oh, I was just joking! Funny joke right?" <laughs nervously>
B: <suspicious> "Sure."
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Cultist: "Lo, god of printers, Syemwikei! I request from your holyness a shade of bright red!"
Syemwikei: <sucks through teeth> "Sorry man, best I can do it a dull scarlet. Take it or leave it."
Some Guy: "Why not just... Turn up the brightness?"
Cultist: "..."
Syemwikei: "..."
Some Guy: "What?"
Syemwikei: "That's not what we're doing here buddy. You want that, head to make a deal with my demon brother, Argybi. Maybe even his twin that we all hate Arwiebea."
still thinking about the time i made a post about how you can't use certain colors in CMYK because it's outside the color gamut and someone commented "just make it brighter?"
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Cultist: "Oh great god Syamwikei, give me red!"
Syamwikei: "That's not what we do here, buddy. Scarlet. Take it or leave it."
Some Guy: "Why not just make it brighter?"
Cultist: <looks at S.G. with confusion> "..."
Syamwikei: "..."
Cultist: "What printer god do you have? Is it perhaps a demon instead? Did you make a deal with the demon Argybi or something?"
Some Guy: "I-"
Syamwikei: "Scram, kid. You don't know what you're talking about."
Some Guy: "On it!" <walks away in shame>
still thinking about the time i made a post about how you can't use certain colors in CMYK because it's outside the color gamut and someone commented "just make it brighter?"
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Young A: "Ooh! What if I put a 69 behind my username? It looks neat, like a yin yang, I wonder if anyone else did this before?"
<Years pass>
Older A: "...Oh the innocence." <Logs into the account they still use to this day and changes the username>
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