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just had to include one of my favourite conversations in the game

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so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn't know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

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they can't die god won't let them

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Sweet little bumblebee I know what U want from me Du du du pu du da da du du du pu du da da

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Haunted by Judgement (holiday themed)

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hey i rlly wish i wasn't making one of these posts again so soon but money for food and gas to get to work is gonna be tight for the next couple weeks, if you're able anything helps.

my cashapp and venmo are both junibrainless

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messy stuff

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werewolf carolers who come to your house to sing christmas songs!

it’s just howling though. you can’t tell the words, it all just sounds like “woo oo oo oo awoo oo oo oo” but their harmonies are very pretty

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He fights hard to heal.

- inspired by a scene in “Achilles Come Down” by spookyhead, I love that fic.

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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

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The funny thing is, everything that needs to be prevented or prohibited is - in some way - natural behaviour. You need to make sure your dog knows it's not allowed to kill your chickens, because dogs killing birds is natural behaviour. You need to keep your animals from wandering off, because wandering off is natural behaviour. You need to have laws to prohibit people from lynching social outcasts because enraged mob mentality is natural behaviour.

Things that need to be prevented or prohibited may be misguided or maladjusted natural responses, but they are natural all the same. A living thing that has been prevented from behaving in a natural, typical way will react by doing something dysfunctional instead, but even then it's a natural response to unnatural cirumstances.

You don't need to prohibit a rock from falling up instead of down, because they will not do that in any circumstance. You don't need to prevent a flock of sheep from decimating the local songbird population because they will not do that anyhow. Things that are unnatural never need forbidding.

If you feel like you must go out of your way to prohibit something from happening because "it's just not natural", then congratulations, you're sinking into the hands of fascism.

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#its always nosferatu pussy indulgence hours up in this bitch of an earth (via heedra)

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us