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Baz Pitch Is My Bitch
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cursornot · 6 years ago
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Hi ig lol
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Me: I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight
Cute girl in hot topic that I saw in the Harry Potter section: *exists*
Me: I'm bi I'm bi I'm bi
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Woah I haven't posted in weeks?!1?1!1?!1?1!1?1!
Get the fuck over it, Karen, I have depression
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Agatha, when she walks into the Pitch manor and sees Simon and Baz all close together, talking in hushed whispers and looking like they just screwed: what in the fresh fuckery is this?
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Simon: hey Baz you dropped something
Baz: *looking down* what?
Simon: your standards
Baz:
Simon: *kisses his nose*
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Baz: *staring at simon*
Dev, tapping his arm: Oi mate your gay is showing
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Carry on characters as things I've done today
Simon: cried because I got a math problem right, almost had to be escorted off the bus because of it
Baz: responded to "I hung up because you called me a horrible person!" With "you are a horrible person but I didn't call you that over the phone"
Penny: pinned someone's arm behind their back painfully because they took my papers, held them up high, and said "can you even reach this? Haha"
Reblog and add some of your own!!!
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Baz: Simon sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Penny: how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON THERE'S A CARRY ON FANDOM?
THIS WAS MY EXACT REACTION WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS SO HAPPY
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Agatha, stuttering: I-IM IN LOVE WITH YOU BAZ
Baz: Uh-
Simon, throwing himself on baz's lap: join the club bitch
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Simon: you're beautiful
Baz: *waves hand in front of his face*
Simon: what are you doing
Baz: checking your eyesight
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Baz: Simon! You're a genius!
Simon: yeah I get called that a lot
Baz: what? A genius?
Simon: no, 'Simon'
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Simon: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
Baz: that's because you're too short
Simon:
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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The Mage: here have a traumatic childhood
Simon: thanks I hate it
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Baz: what do you normally do when I'm gone?
Simon: wait for you to come back
Baz:
Simon:
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Simon: *sneezes*
Baz: I would say 'bless you' but I'm already here
Simon:
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cursornot · 7 years ago
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Baz: *whispers into and kisses simons ear*
Simon: baz stop nobody knows we're dating
Penny: yes we do
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