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Would anyone like a twitter Au of my ocs? (I might also do a batfam one or a ghost one)

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being obsessed with your own oc is so awesome because everything you say is right. no headcanons we die like men

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You know when

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The trope I appreciate very much

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can't wait to read all the fics and see all the fanarts now that we have a new clark. battinson + 2025 clark? *chef's kiss*

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I actually refuse to believe that Clark would write any praise about himself as Superman. Only super objective and maybe even critiquing himself and pointing out his flaws and failures in a way he can’t do as Superman.

I also like this because it could easily bleed over into AT LEAST two wonderful scenarios:

a.) Lex Luthor trying to recruit Clark Kent into his Superman Hate Squad and…

b.) Batman, unaware that they are the same person, has a vendetta against Kent because he’s ONLY critical of Superman?? and he is starting to think that Clark is going to become a threat to Superman if this continues?? because why the fuck does this rando know so much about their missions??

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Wait till people realize that wfa is made by Dc and is in fact canon so someone who only reads wfa isn’t a fannon only fan

I know this is gonna made someone mad so pls don’t attack me im 14

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Superbat fanfic writers do your thing.

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AWE HELL NO

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Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"

Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.

Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.

Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him

Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.

Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"

Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"

Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"

Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing

Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him

Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.

Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.

People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.

Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess

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One thing about me is that I will

NEVER

read a bad dad Bruce Wayne fanfiction

That shit disgusts me

If it's your cup of tea then whatever but don't go acting like its gospel

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Found family is like Crack to me. Like YES give me more of a group of people who are not related, who do not fit into the nuclear family stereotype, but are still a family! Who fight for and support each other. They might not always agree about things but the love is there.

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You’ll be in the superbat tag or any tag that has a ship and someone will be in the comments of a post (that is explicitly a ship and very obvious) talking about “awe, they’re besties” and talking about how they’re such good friends.

I totally get it if you don’t ship it, but purposefully going to a tag that is romantic and then complaining or deliberately misinterpreting it is weirdo behavior

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had to unfollow an artist I really liked on insta cause they posted jaydick why must people ruin a good thing with batcest

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Ok gamers headcanon time

Copia

Trans(ftm)

Definitely has a rat LPS collection

Has a fursona(it’s a rat)

Autistic

Dewdrop

Trans(ftm)

Aroace but thinks sex jokes and stuff like that is funny

Autistic

Swiss

Trans(ftm)

Autistic

Gay

His silly smile thing is one of his happy stims

Rain

Trans(ftm)

Autistic

An absolute freak at swimming

Collects rubber ducks

Mountain

Trans(ftm)

Autistic

Only wears boots when he does wear shoes

Phantom

Trans(ftm)

Autistic

Feels like he’s a replacement to aether and that none of the other ghouls really like him because of that

Collects model horses

Aura

Nonbinary but uses any pronouns

Autistic

Doesn’t understand the concept of gender

Columbus

Trans(mtf)

Autistic

Lesbian

Has a hyperfixation on architecture 

Cirrus

Trans(mtf)

Autistic

Lesbian

I can’t think of anything else 😞

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every time someone draws Jason skinny an angel loses its wings

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Someone, anyone, if such a fic exists, please recommend me fics where the batfamily go on a family vacation or road trip. I just really need to see them both having fun and dealing with the typical family vacation woes of being stuck in a small space with your annoying ass siblings for hours on end.