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The one thing Gotham got right about mental disorders was the onions

I, too, would use a forensics lab grade microscope to remove the onions from my takeout

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Batman headcanon thing?

Bruce but deeply autistic. His black and white view of justice. His inability to kill due to a moral code he cannot break. His coldness and emotionless manner. His willingness to take in orphans without a thought about how that is perceived socially. His willingness to make his orphan kids superheros. His list on how to kill every other superhero. His millions of contingency plans. He lives in a huge mansion for years with only Alfred. He never dates. He seems rather disinterested in dating and love. He never and can't process fully his parents death. He doesn't understand his wealth and social status. He keeps "Batman" and "Bruce Wayne" 100% sperate something no other hero can do. He uses "I'm Batman" as a vocal stim.

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He is approximately three apples tall

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I am Dr. Imtithal, living in the besieged northern Gaza Strip. For 11 months, we have lost our lives. We have lost everything. I have lost my brother, my home, our money, our source of livelihood, my profession as a dentist, and all our memories. Our lives have become difficult. We cannot obtain the necessities of life, such as water, food, medicine, and shelter. We live a difficult life in a school as a shelter for us after we lost our home. We cannot obtain a clean life and we suffer from the spread of diseases. Every so often we are displaced. We cannot settle in a place because of the intensity of the bombing. I hope you can help me so that I can protect my family, which consists of 35 people, most of whom are children...

vetted by gaza-evacuation-funds

I can’t donate I’m so sorry

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The biggest arguments I see from people that don’t like Wayne Family Adventures or other lighter Batman stuff is that it’s too fluffy and the characterization isn’t good but maybe some fans don’t want to read about characters sad and hurt all the time and when it comes to the characterization, these are based off of comic books, which have always changed from person to person since the beginning

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"Jason would make fun of dicks fashion choices" This guy?

You think he could get out a single sentence before Dick pulls up all the embarrassing shit he's worn?

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I will always have soft spot for Hispanic Jason and Asian Tim headcanons because it would add more diversity to the batfamily

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When you want to read Batfamily fics but you read them all…..oh wait there’s a new one!

Ao3: you have already left a kudos here. :)

That’s when I realized I erase my own memory to read fics for the first time again

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hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

            DONATE AND SHARE.

I can’t donate(im a minor) I’m so sorry

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batfam au where no one has a forgotten birthday because everyone is ridiculously competitive at giving gifts

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I started reading the Batman comics so I wouldn't feel like a poser when reading superbat fics, and I've discovered my favorite type of Batman. That being tendril-y shadow monster Batman

He's so cool looking, why does no one ever draw him like this???

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I would read Absolute Batman if Dan Mora drew it, but he didn't

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DC BATFAM FANFIC IDEAS

Bruce not telling anyone in the JL his identity and one day he casually mentions something only an orphan would understand. - The JL members who are orphans understand. The others don't. - The entire JL gets concerned.

Tim's nervous (Read: really scared) around Jason. Jason does not like this and wants to fix it. Wait, why does Bruce glare daggers at Jack Drake? - Jason: I sense child neglect. Dad's already onto it, i see. Ok so how do i use this to get Tim stop fleeing the room whenever i walk in.

Sort of an AU fic where Bruce and Oliver were close friends (Read: brothers and that's what they see each other as) as kids, still as adults, and as vigilantes they work pretty well together, they recognized each other instantly even in cape, and while the the JL doesn't know their identities, each knows the other. - Also they're both autistic and somehow chaos ensues after Flash overhears them talking one day at the Watchtower and now the JL wants to know how these work so well.

Bruce was a wild child and so is Damian.

Jason adjusting to being under a roof, right after Bruce found him.

The first days of Tim's being Robin. Bruce and Dick are concerned, while, oblivious, Tim is doing things that only neglected kids do. He is surprised others care. Dick sets out to change this.

AU where Jack ends up being a crap dad. Bruce has had enough and steals legal custody. - Bruce: Well you had one chance at being a dad and you blew it. - Bruce: Tim's my kid now. - Jack can't do anything about this. To Tim, Jack is 'Father'. Bruce is 'Dad'.

Some of the villains notice that the other vigilantes and even Red Robin himself like joking that 'RR's folks don't even notice that he practically lives at our place, they won't notice him sneaking back in at 2AM'. - Until one day they joke about 'RR's dad blew it. B took legal custody'.

Flash has ADHD but tells no one. The other see the signs tho. Batman calls him out on hiding it. Why Bat? Welp, the other nominated him. GA joins his autistic buddy tho.

This isn't Batfam but Billy/Captain Marvel accidentally drops some street child stuff. The League, of course, pick it up.

Bruce has trust issues. No specific event- just it was that way after his folks died. The JL figures it out that it's not just how he is, he just generally doesn't trust people. They figure out that something happened to make him this.

The JL has to come to Gotham for a mission. They have to stakeout in a graveyard. At some point while they still have a few hours, Batman slips off. When *insert any JL member(s)* find him, he's standing above to graves. They catch him saying "Hope you're proud, Mom, Dad." - Chaos ensues from this.

Kid!Dick has a nightmare. Bruce allows his kid to spend the night with him.

Cass gets into a fight with David Cain. She is shaken. Bruce is there for her, though.

Duke has a nightmare.

Tim tries to sneak outside after having a nightmare. Bruce catches him because he's a Dad. He sensed a disturbance in the force. Anyway instead of getting mad he makes it clear who Dick learned it from and tickles Tim to bits and then carries him back to bed lol.

That's all i got for now lol. Might update it if i get more ideas.

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Here are all my other accounts if you wanna follow them!

@august0bone

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Why is there no Indian representation in like anything that isn’t kinda offensive

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I am here. I am not a robot; I am a real person who has suffered greatly.

I reached out to ask you: is it normal to die a little every day? Is it normal that I haven’t seen the rest of my family in a year? Is it normal that I am unable to meet my mother’s basic needs, like her medicine? Is it normal to have to move with my mother, who has a spinal disc issue, for the tenth time, bearing the burdens of relocation? Is it normal to watch my mother fall ill and be unable to do anything for her?

I am truly exhausted and have found no one to help me. I am not asking you for financial support. I may be weak and unable to reach everyone, and my voice is unheard. All I ask of you is to share my story in your own way. Include my campaign at the end of a public survey or share my story through an expressive drawing, and spread it clearly to highlight its importance.

I have not forgotten the pain of losing my father, so please, my mother deserves to live. Your help is my hope.

The only way I can help is through providing attention. I hope this is enough

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they're working

(reposted because i went back to fix a few things, oops)