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A few 'Eltingville club as parents' headcanons, part 2

Josh! - He'd likely be the most neglectful out of the parents. His girlfriend/wife would be the one changing diapers, waking up in the middle of the night, getting that kid dressed. Josh isn't helping out despite working from home, he's too busy writing - Despite being so neglectful, his kids would still love him, at least when they're young. Why, you may ask? Because he's the fun parent. Mom would be left to discipline and correcting behavior alone, so is associated with being the mean parent, meanwhile these kids could probably ask Josh for anything and he'd just be like "meh whatever" or, if its food related, "Oh yeah thats a good idea, we SHOULD put fruit loops and ice cream on our pancakes" - On that note, he's passing on his disordered eating to his kids. They aren't coming out unscathed, no, not at all, that house is filled with easy to microwave snacks and those kids are unfortunately allowed free roam of the kitchen - I think Josh would be the kind of parent who's kids would go to him for help on an especially hard level of a game. Because he IS available, and he IS interested in those games, and he WOULD be able to get past that stupid level with the stupid boss who's mechanics don't make sense And finally, B i l l - First of all, he is nobody's dad. He is never getting laid. Like, Jerry has Mandi to have kids with, Pete has the girls he works with to knock up, and I have seen too many instances of guys like Josh finding wives and having kids to say "nah he wouldn't get laid". But Bill? No. Absolutely not. That man is an UNCLE. He's either dealing with Jane's kids or some other relatives kids, but absolutely none of his own. - Bill is good for one thing and one thing only. Family discounts. His nibling is able to approach him with cash and go "Hey you have this not necessarily rare figurine/comic/collectible, I wan it, ill give you 25 bucks" and Bill would haggle the price up to 30-50 dollars instead of the usual unreasonably high price - He's calling his older niblings either a normie, a faggot or a poser, depending on both gender and nerd status. They are not free from slurs. - I lied, Bill is good for one other thing and that's causing so much chaos at family gatherings that his nibling is able to get away with sneaking out or stealing an entire pumpkin pie. Like. He's REALLY good at that.

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A few 'Eltingville Club as parents' headcanons, Part 1

Also inspired by the fact that I make fankids for every single character I like ever- I am so sorry- (these are based off of the epilogue/older versions of the club members, I am not making them teen dads. Also these are probably stupid. I do, in fact, take criticism) Jerry! - He'd be the best girl dad you could ever meet. He goes to cons dressed as Link and has a gaggle of lil Zeldas following him - My man is anxious, probably isn't in the mental space to hold a job, so he'd end up being a stay at home dad. The only reason he isn't homeschooling is because he knows for a fact he cannot provide the structure his girls need - I feel like Jerry would WANT to gentle parent and have that authoritative style, but he's a bit of a doormat in general. He'd probably end up with the permissive parenting style/have somewhat spoiled kids - He'd be the dad hosting sleepovers and playdates. Mostly because he is... a bit worried that his kids will either end up hurt or end up like him. - If his daughters and their friends got into DND, he'd be their DM. Like. One of his kids could mention "Hey me and my friends were interested in Dungeons and Dragons, do you-" and she'd have to stop mid sentence cause Jerry would be pulling out his old equipment Pete! - He'd probably be controlling/have the authoritarian style of parenting, but for different reasons and in different ways depending on if he's raising a boy or a girl. With a boy he'd just be repeating the cycle, with a girl it would be a sort of fear that his daughter will end up victimized the way he himself victimizes women - I think he'd end up with the kid through getting one of the girls pregnant and her going "Nope, not keeping this one", so I honestly believe he'd be a single dad - His kid's first word would probably be either a swear word or the name of a body part, because I doubt he'd control his language around his kid. Imagine a 2 year old calling you a cunt. That's his kid doing that - His kid is NOT going to sleepovers until they are like... a young adult. He refuses to let that happen. And even then, they have to be home by a certain time or so lord help him he will- - I will say, his kid would be eating well when Pete isn't working late. This man is a single father from an Italian household, he's had to have learned SOMETHING about cooking. Most nights his kid is probably fending for themself, but weekends? Fridays? Times when no filming is scheduled? Bitch get prepared for the best meals of your life I'll make a part 2 to this post in a minute, I think it was too long and tumblr refused to save it so I had to split it in half ;;

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I have a habit of making fankids for any character I attach to. Not OCs to ship with them. No. Fankids. And I got attached to all of the eltingville club. And while I made fankids for the other 3, I got extra attached to the one I made for Pete So uh.

Meet Frida. She is NOT doing well- (she's sitting on his lap but i didnt bother to draw his legs im so sorry)

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comic incels save me save me comic incels comic incels pls pls save me-

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Your partner disappeared for a while, do you happen to know if they might have a new account? :0

Sadly I think it's gonna take a break from tumblr for a bit. It kept making new accounts that would get termed within a week of creation, so it's taking a break instead of trying to fight through Tumblr being a bitch. I'm so sorry ;; i'll tell it that it's missed tho! <3

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youre are cool . Heres an olm.

Lomg boi

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Lawrinc

UR BACK

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Laawrinc.

YOOOOUUUUU <3

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Can you give your partner’s new Tumblr when they come back ? :00

Its new tumblr is grimalchemy :]

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I know it's been a while since their account got termed but do you know what ever happened to thegreenblanket and if there was ever a new account?

His current account is gummyfries :] I don't think he focuses as much on the fucky content but he's still there

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♡ lawrinc !♡

I love you.

I love you too!!!

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Lawrinc ....

Do you enjoy the more than 100 boops?

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I'm actively on my phone rn :] so I got a notif and went "OOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween! I want that cat <o>_<o>

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Happy Halloween!!

Happy Halloween! I want that cat <o>_<o>

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lawr lawr lawr lawreeenceee pokes you in the face

OW MY EYE >:0

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lawrinc

hello :]

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It really makes me so damn angry how many autistic/ADHD people treat the neurodivergent label as the autism+adhd label. Neurodivergent includes ANYONE who's brain doesn't work the way it's supposed to. This includes people that have learning disabilities. People with down's syndrome. People with cluster A, B and C disorders. That includes systems/people with DID, that includes schizophrenics, that includes people with PTSD. If you have a group that is labeled for neurodivergent people, you cannot act surprised or offended if people that don't have autism or ADHD but DO have other disorders join that group. Because neurodivergent is an umbrella term. And everyone under that umbrella term deserves to be able to find community in groups named with that umbrella term.