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Peter : morning

Stephan : morning

Tony : you guys r so boring, can’t u spice things up a bit

Loki : morning motherfuckers

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Sherlock: why r u wearing a tux ???

Mycroft: it’s after six, I’m not s farmer.

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sherlock: c’mon I wasn't that drunk!

john: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter, because you said I was important!

sherlock: well, you are!

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[at the start of their relationship]

Clary: you would sell me to satan for a loaf of bread

Alec: bitch please, I would fucking donate you to satan, you’re not worth a loaf of bread.

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this is the best thing I've ever read...you deserve so much.....someone plz write a fanfiction. <3

Justice for Lei

I know that Shancai and Daoming si end up together. But I have this headcanon that they go on to have a happy marriage, and still remaining close with F4 and Shancai’s friends. But like all marriages (and knowing Daoming Si) they also have lots of arguments. When it gets bad, Shancai finds refuge in Huaze Lei, as she always does. She stays over at his place for a night or two, just to get some space. He always calls Si to tell him that she is safe at his place, but he doesn’t interfere in their personal affairs.

But suddenly, Si dies in a car crash. Everyone is distraught and mourns him deeply. Then, at his funeral, his lawyer shows everyone a video of Si’s last will and testament. It’s a video of Si stating his final wishes for everyone he cares about. He leaves most of his fortune to Shancai, and some to his sister. He leaves some properties to Meizou and Ximen. But to Lei, he entrusts his most prized treasure - Shancai. He says he always knew that the two cared about each other deeply, and over the years, his previous resentment of Lei became gratitude. He came to accept that there are some things he cannot give Shancai, like stability and constant kindness, but Lei can. Lei has always protected Shancia no matter what, even from Si himself. So, just like all these years, he wants Lei to take Shancai into his care and protect her. Si knows that Lei will do this even without being told, but it makes him feel better to think he ordered him to.

So Shancai gives the Daoming mansion over to his sister (it was too painful to stay there without him anyway), and moves in with Lei. A few months later, she finds out she is pregnant with Si’s baby. There are many tears, both of joy and sadness, over this final gift Si gave her. When the child is born, he is given the Daoming last name. As he grows up, Lei and Shancai tell him stories about his father. Lei put up some photos of Si with Shancai and F4, so that his son would never forget his father. The boy grows up with Si’s looks and fire, but nurtured with Lei’s thoughtfulness and restraint. When the boy tried to call him “father”, Lei corrected him with “uncle” out of respect for Si. But Shancai told him to go along with it as it would only confuse the boy when he grows up. And as the years passed, Shancai could no longer deny the connection and love she has for Lei. It was the same love she had for him all along, but without Si, she now had space to let it flow through her whole heart.

The two married some years later, with the blessing of all their friends and family. Si’s son stood with them at the altar, and held Lei’s hand through their vows. The following year, Shancai gave birth to their child, a daughter. Every year, during holidays and birthdays, Lei and Shancai would take their kids to visit Si’s grave. The boy would hold his sister’s hand over his father’s tombstone, as Lei recounts stories of his best friend. Theirs became the most powerful family in Shanghai, raising heirs for both the Daoming empire and the Huaze group.

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That is all. This was long. I have so many emotions.

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I love how y’all assumed I was dead and went on and mourned for me, like honestly all I did was fall into an abyss

Loki,after seeing another one of his funerals

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Jace : Aphrodite sent me into this world to bless you all with my good looks

Magnus: that’s funny...

Magnus: cause I don’t remember sending anyone but Alec?

Alec : you go babe!

Jace : Alec, why aren’t u supporting me? I’m ur parabatai??!

Alec : but I’m also Magnus babe’s boyfriend so ha

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Today in history, my teacher was talking about how Stalin brainwashed all the soviet communists and then she suddenly said’ if you’ve seen the avengers, then you would know that black widow is a Russian spy right? She the same as the communists, brain washed super spy working for the communists’

I just can’t even

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Probably makes and ironstrange lol

Sherlock: Shotgun! I call shotgun!

John: And I call sitting on your lap!

Sherlock: Double shotgun! We call double shotgun! How come people don't do that more often?

Mycroft: Because it's illegal

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JOHNLOCK

John: you know ur not as attrac [realizes he made a mistake]-clever as u think u r right?

Sherlock: that’s sweet of you to say doc, but We all know I’m clever [pause] and attractive [winks]

John dies <3

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Loki: Who was it , I shall go kill them for you

Peter: mister Loki sir noooooo

Loki: no body hurts my lil bundle of joy

[gets dagger ready]

Why has god abandoned this timeline???!?

— peter, my lil boy at some point in school, after getting so frustrated with life

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‘’TONY ITS FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE AND ITS DECEMBER....WHY!!?!!!’’

— literally everyone else whose enjoying a hot chocolate

“VENEZUELA MY FRIENDS”

- Tony Stark, holding margiritas, kicking down the door to the Avenger HQ

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WHY does no one ever notice my extravagantly fabulous outfit changes huh???!???

— Loki, at some point

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If Sherlock meets Loki p1

Sherlock: are you crazy?

Loki: no....

Sherlock’s: are you sure?

Loki: well...

Sherlock: then how are you doing this??!?

Loki: (with a smirk on his face) with magic

[Sherlock watches as Loki balance three knifes in one hand and five daggers in the other while standing on in a pool of snakes]

Sherlock: no ur not.... ur just idiotic.

[sighs and leaves while Loki crashes and falls in the back ground]

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Do you ever think about the fact that 99.9% of Thor’s problems were because of Loki and how all Loki’s problems are caused by Odin..... so technically, all Thor’s problems are Odins fault.....let that sink in.

Which means pretty much every problem is odins fault :)

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A surprise for Loki

[Thor enters Loki’s room and see him sitting on his bed visibly unhappy]

Thor: how are you today, my brother?

Loki: in a really bad mood.....

Thor: Why what happened? Did someone hurt your feelings? Who is it and I                shall kill them for you!

Loki: first tony steals my wine, then strange shoos me out the living room, and             now you’re bothering me! Can I just have some peace?!?....

[Thor slumps a little, but doesn't say anything and leaves. in a few moments, peter comes in quietly and sits next too the god of mischief.]

Peter: Hey, mister Loki?  you can tell me what's wrong...

Loki: nothings wrong, except...

[suddenly, the door bursts open and everyone comes in. Tony carrying a big chocolate cake, Stephan carrying bottles of wine and Champaign and the rest of the Avengers carrying boxes of all different sizes and shapes.]

Loki: guys what are you doing in my room?

Tony:we’re giving you a birthday surprise! SURPRISE!

Loki: thankyou so much..... no ones ever done that for me before....

[Loki starts to cry and peter gives him the biggest hug, while the rest of them help give him his presents. Loki still smiles when he thinks of this.] 

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Magnus: There are two types of people in the world.

Magnus: Those who love me.

Magnus: And those who are too afraid to admit it.

Jace: I don't love you...

Magnus: there are three types of people.