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Come Guess Me This Riddle
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comeguessmethisriddle · 9 days ago
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*Count Orlok Voice* Youuu Willll Serrrrrrve cunttt in the most rrrrrrrrrrrrepuuuulsive mannorrr posssssible, and eattt yourrrr enemiessss for lunch. You shalllll be a ffffffrrrrrreak nassssty bitchhh on thissss, and everrrry day, for the rest of yourrr life.
YOU WILL OBEY THIS MY COUNCIL.
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comeguessmethisriddle · 14 days ago
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comeguessmethisriddle · 14 days ago
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“Nafter Noon” has changed me for the better
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여어- 히싸씨부리 ( ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート )
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comeguessmethisriddle · 21 days ago
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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comeguessmethisriddle · 1 month ago
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My last final is DONE (and so am I tbh)
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comeguessmethisriddle · 1 month ago
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comeguessmethisriddle · 1 month ago
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@bolognamayhem117
You should draw something like this but with the Owlbear cub. <3 Or Batstarion.
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Out and in
Book of hours, Flanders c. 1485
Kraków, MNK 3025 I, p. 469-470
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comeguessmethisriddle · 1 month ago
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Baldur's Gate 3 but every time you long rest everyone swaps their camp clothes in a counterclockwise fashion.
To indicate that what you actually have is a box of hamsters who crawl all over eachother.
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comeguessmethisriddle · 2 months ago
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Halsin’s bear neck rolls are *chef’s kiss*
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"I mean... I think it was a bear? Big head, four legs, hair that gets stuck in your teeth."
Astarion is very blood drunk and is ferociously fighting this "bear". Halsin, however, is looking for somewhere close to camp to deposit him where he'll wander to his tent safely on his own, without upsetting the camp with rumors. Halsin may also be considering his bear walks too much a cause for confusion.
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comeguessmethisriddle · 3 months ago
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@monsterbrush
us fr
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silly alert
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comeguessmethisriddle · 3 months ago
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@monsterbrush
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comeguessmethisriddle · 4 months ago
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@bolognamayhem117
that’s you
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that's me
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comeguessmethisriddle · 4 months ago
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@bolognamayhem117
I’m baking these for you asap
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comeguessmethisriddle · 4 months ago
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It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning
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One of the poems ever.
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comeguessmethisriddle · 4 months ago
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comeguessmethisriddle · 4 months ago
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I love this animal
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comeguessmethisriddle · 5 months ago
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@bolognamayhem117
You @ Slade
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