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Jason: Fuck it, gonna start killing people I don't find funny.

Tim: Oh my god, Jason ... suicide is never the answer 💔 😔

Jason: Shut the fuck up!

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Nightwing and NiteMite and Red Hood and RedMite by Daniele Di Nicuolo (commission/coloured version)

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I offer you: Tim Drake being absolutely demolished in a way or another for being good at videogames, both by his opponent and his own teammate

Recently this is the only thing capable of pumping some dopamine in my ADHD brain so this is what u get lol

More to come!

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Hiii for your Deluxe event could I get Tim with I felt good about you?

you felt nice for a bad decision - tim drake x reader

You glance at the news headline on your phone as you prepare for bed.

"Tim Drake and New Partner?"

It's not a photo of you this time, thank god, but it's still strange to see him with other people so fast. You knew, but you still find that the uneasy feeling has never really gone away. Maybe you did love him — who knows. You don't.

You glance at the phone call from Tim himself, but you ignore it.

He's always calling to assure you that he isn't doing something.

It's not like it matters. You broke up already. Well, you were never really together. Just a fun thing. A fun... fling. That's what he called it, so that's what you treated it as.

You caught Tim out with someone, the first time, he told you it was casual, you know, the usual stuff.

Now, you have him texting you begging for you to understand that it's only ever going to be you.

It doesn't matter. You're not a thing anyway.

secret of us (deluxe) event

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sick sick sick and twisted!! - tim drake x reader

"I'm dyinggggg." You groan, trying to lift yourself off the mattress as you fall back down with a thud, groaning as Tim hums.

"You're being dramatic. The road to recovery is only uphill from now on." He mumbles, pressing the spoon to your lips.

"Yeah, you can say that when I'm not coughing my lungs out and waking up in our shared bed at 2am because I knocked out only to wake up bc of my god-awful coughing." You mumble. "I don't like this."

"Been a while since you've been sick and not hungover."

"I'm killing myse—" You pause. "Becoming a trout."

"In Gotham waters?"

"Sure." You grumble, drinking the soup with a huff.

"At least they put you on antibiotics."

"Some days I wish you went into the medical field."

"Not happy with your CEO husband?"

"I'd be much happier with a doctor."

"You sure?"

"No. I'm plenty happy with you." You mumble. "I'll nurse you back to health if you get sick."

"With this spleen? Yeah, you will be."

"How romantic." You turn the other way to cough, falling into the mattress with a thud as you groan. "In sickness and health."

"Includes richer or poorer."

You smack him.

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Gotham City Subway

The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.

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The only love I badly want 🖤🦇

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a quick one for funsies

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he’s so gorgious

speedran this trend on twitter dot com ^.^ I love turning middle aged men into cutie pies

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“i could be the light and pearl could be the darkness” - mythical j. sausage

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dark elf shelby from @amberdickie

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Fantasy Party Looting

gosh those four i am obsessed

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When your bestie is hungry…>:)

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Dick, with an arrow sticking out of his thigh: My ex still misses me- but his aim is getting better!

Roy: For the last time- I didn’t mean too!

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Al Ghul.

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more dc magical girlies 💕🤭✨💘

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This honestly sounds like something my oc would say which is so funny bc she's dating a former robin 😭

I have no respect for those who have dawned the robin title