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Have you ever processed the concept of heaven and hell? We attempt to live in perfection to achieve salvation, only to realize we are flawed in every way imaginable. We play by God's rules in Hopes to be given a chance for paradise rather than burning down below. But what even IS paradise? Paradise would be filled with people who went through the same thing, honestly I doubt you could even call it living by that point, following strict rules and fearing mistakes because you were taught you can only get to paradise through not sinning seems a bit much to me. If paradise is just as restrictive and confining as earth itself, I'd rather reject God's offer and go conga line with Lucifer instead.

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May god show his mercy on the day you face him with your bag of sins

TSA is worse there

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I'll take death anyway

puki we love you, you’re swag. 😩‼️

give me $40,000

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I'm gonna be saddened by this for as long as I live

Y'all missed SUCH A GOOD OPPORTUNITY

I don't ship it BUT STILL. Y'ALL. Y'ALL!!!

Hey unpopular opinion but shipping things like Morston and Vandermorgan is really only actually problematic when you purposefully intend for it to be incestuous or adult/minor. Writing it in the context of “they’re consenting adults and don’t view each other as this specific family dynamic” is a different thing entirely. Context my friends. And hey guess what it’s okay if you don’t ship those things, no one is forcing you to read, view, or engage with authors who write or create things for those ships.

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To the Morston shippers, I mean this in the purest, humorous, joking way

WHY DIDN'T Y'ALL NAME YOUR SHIP MORON???? JOHN AND ARTHUR ARE DUMBASSES. WHY. Y'ALL MISSED SUCH A GOOD OPPORTUNITY. IT WOULD'VE BEEN HILARIOUS. THE FANART WOULDA BEEN COMEDY GOLD

Hey unpopular opinion but shipping things like Morston and Vandermorgan is really only actually problematic when you purposefully intend for it to be incestuous or adult/minor. Writing it in the context of “they’re consenting adults and don’t view each other as this specific family dynamic” is a different thing entirely. Context my friends. And hey guess what it’s okay if you don’t ship those things, no one is forcing you to read, view, or engage with authors who write or create things for those ships.

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EVERY FUCKING TIME I EAT I START SNEEZING UNCONTROLLABLY

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Does anyone else miss the good ol days of the Scholastic Book Fair or just me?

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Raccoons are a gay icon

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I can't be the only one who's a little scared of pole dancers. The amount of strength it takes to do that? THEY CAN KILL ME

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Do you mean the seeds OP???

Corn on the cob but the corn is replaced with those little red things inside pomegranates.

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Some people are too damn pretty to not exist

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I just got owned by my 7 year old nephew...

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I'm vibing with my current work conditions

It's a kinda chilly night

I'm sitting on a mini fridge at my register

I can hear the hum of the lights, cars going by, and an occasional customer come in

there's a dog barking in the distance

the garden department is lonely and empty

And the radio is in just the right position to hear it, but you can't hear it clearly, but you can tell what genre it is

in this case it's country

I could murdered in these conditions and I'd be okay with it

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Yelling at technology have become part of my daily life

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I wanna watch a Terminator-esque movie but it's a Jesus Robot

I also want Jesus Robot to have a Holy Water Canon

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Marvel's reason for Bucky not becoming Captain America: He'S tOo DaMaGeD oF a ChArAcTeR 😢

My Brother's reason: He old and look like a hippie

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Touch my squirrel plushie and you will die bastard.