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I am still EXTREMELY salty at the tsa woman who went out of her way after I was cleared, to take my empty water bottle out of the side of my backpack and throw it in the trash
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Travelling is so fucking stupid. 26 dollar QUESADILLA?!? 15 dollar AIRPORT TURKEY SANDWICH?!?!? TWELVE DOLLAR REDBULLL AAAAAA
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May god show his mercy on the day you face him with your bag of sins
TSA is worse there
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Why the f&@k is there a TSA program to take guns in the cockpit? It’s like they are asking for this.
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it’s a non-christmas christmas miracle. my tits didn’t set off the tsa scanner war is fucking over
#icarus speaks#watch them catch me next time 😭#i will say tho#that tsa agent wanted me CARNALLY#not the one at the person scanner the one at the bag one#he was flipping my bag into the fourth fucking dimension trying to look for#idk. what do tsa agents look for? cause i know it’s not fucking bombs they suck at that one#uh. dnd dice? got stopped for those once
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This uber driver already sucks
#chatterye#now I’m a bit worried about making it on time#tsa is usually pretty quick here#so here’s hoping that reigns true today as well#I tried to not be crazy and go like a hour early but not this time#he sucks so bad
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I’m not gonna complain about my vacation, I am determined to have a lovely time. But I’m gonna say it. Airports are an exercise in humiliation and I’m not into it
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#i know I do not have it the worst#I am after all a white woman#but the fatphobia in airports sucks fuckin ASS#i had THREE FLIGHTS. And only one of those three could I buckle the seatbelt within less than 5 minutes#the other ones I was struggling with cause they WERENT LONG ENOUGH#although today I thankfully didn’t get groped by TSA for having “suspiciously large breasts” which is a thing that happened to me in colleg#and again I do know I don’t have it worst#but I fuckin hate airports and I was in airports/planes nonstop for over 24 hours and this is my blog so I can complain about it
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could this day be any worse
#no#paid $30 to see an old doctor because she was being a bitch about my anti depressant#Then had to cancel the appointment in the middle of walking in her office#Because suddenly my new doctor was like actually i will prescribe your medication haha nevermind everything else I said#And my old doctor was like fuck you no you can't have your $30 back sucks to be you doesn't it#Then I'm so upset that I drive an hour to talk to TSA and realize I forgot my passport and so they won't speak to me at all#please god just shove me down a flight of stairs and let this day be over#A whole hour drive back to my house!#To have accomplished nothing!#Meanwhile I'm crying my eyes out over Johnny and Moz not getting along like an actual teenage girl#Just#I hate everything right now
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If the Chicago-Miami Amtrak line they’re considering starting already existed, I could be on a train to Florida right now instead of dreading having to fly there later today
#flying is never a fun experience. it’s just not.#going through TSA. feeling your ears pop. having to sit by strangers if you fly alone. the BOREDOM.#and the only other option is driving which sucks for its own separate set of reasons#on trains at least you don’t have to deal with airport security and you can use the internet
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#hate flying as a trans person. shit sucks. someone find me that excellent post about the TSA and 'normative bodies'.#ghoul.txt
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I’ve truly lost it. I’m imagining my blorbo going through the airport
#I can see him. waiting to pick up his checked bags. checking the time#he would be seated next to the most annoying screaming child ever#would he watch a movie? what movie? what does he think of the shitty airplane food#does he sleep during the flight? is he fascinated by the sunset above the clouds#do his ears pop? does he chew gum or suck on candy during take off?#fucking tsa. he would 1000% get pulled over for a chat#I feel like this is the point where you know you’re too far gone#like if you’re imagining blorbo at the airport then what’s even the point#where do I even go from here?
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Friend: Hey, how was it?
Me: Oh, it wasn't too bad at all! *proceeds to tell you the worst fucking thing you've ever heard*
#Froggy's chronic bullshit#Flying with a wheelchair is bad actually#even as kind as people have mostly been I'm so tired#I got assigned all middle seats *by the accessibility coordinator*#I have better randomly assigned seats on this redeye tonight than I had booked the whole time#And there's nowhere to put my cushion?#And even though I can walk and get out of my chair TSA made me do pat downs instead of letting me go through the scanner#They just straight up ignored me even as they were very kind and gentle about doing said patdowns#I didn't even bother to bring any of my braces that made flying really not painful actually because they were so weird about it#Like they've all been really nice! But just... the procedures *suck*#But it also feels shitty to complain
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good morning the tsa stomachache has begun
#we dont even leave for 2 more hrs then like an hr to the airport THEN tsa. but im scared Now.#my stomach feels so bad i absolutely should not have had quesabirria last night what a mistake#anyway. hopefully tsa doesnt suck ass like usual and i can get a yummy coffee like last yr god that coffee was so good#also remembered dramamine Before getting to the airport so go me!#talk tag
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the thing every single tsa across the country needs is a disney imagineer whose whole job is to make the lines better.
#every airport TSA has god awful line management#and yes disney sucks etc BUT#they know how to make a long line at the very least tolerable if not actively entertaining#give me a silly animatronic of an airport mascot or something like damn
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PSA for people in a US airport:
The TSA does not do jokes about bombs. I am being dead serious about this right now. It may seems obvious that you do not have anything of that sort in your carryon. The TSA does not care. You will find yourself suddenly missing a flight.
Please just.... open your bag and show them whatever they asked to see. I just want you to be safe and get where you need to go.
This PSA brought to you by a phone call from my husband who watched a 20-something person joke around - and find out how serious the TSA people are.
#Be safe out there#It sucks#I just want everyone to get where they want to go#TSA is overworked and understaffed - except for “emergency” shit like this#I learned the US has Ninjas#But only if you say specific words in specific locations
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I've been having this experience but I'm the person where something changed. I was gone from this one horse barn for like... six to eight months? Minimum? Before I left, I was in "yep definitely a woman" mode at the barn.
When I came back, I had a very existent beard, a hairstyle verging on lazy curly mohawk, a full wardrobe shift, and was binding.
Amazingly, almost no one seems to have noticed. I've gotten a mention or two on the hair. I full on transitioned and didn't say anything, and everyone kinda went, "huh she looks kinda different but I'm not sure why". This doesn't really bother me. It's awkward sometimes, but I think it's hilarious.
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
#like y'all I pass well enough that I get funny looks and double takes from TSA agents when they see my ID#I pass in the fucking bible belt#people at rodeos call me “sir”#like did I suck that much at being a girl or??
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