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Who just gets that urge to work out?
Like: “Ah yes my body feels too comfortable right now, let’s make it hurt.”
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“Do you even know who you are?”
The voice asked me softly
“No.”
I thought, my expression blank, mouth growing sour with how tight my jaw was.
“And what are you going to do about it?”
It hissed with a slight hint of what sounded like a smirk.
“Nothing.”
And that… chilled me to my core.
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It’s all fun and games until you go over to a friend’s house and you’re getting ice cream until the spoon BENDS
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Okay, I have a bone to pick with the U.S. government
I have some serious issues with the U.S. government and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem to hear.
Okay, so today, being raised in a military family, having a military boyfriend, and having a lot of government people in my family it’s probably not the best for me to die on this hill but oh well.
I wanted to sign up in the army as an officer
I am working towards a bachelor’s of clinical psychology (very important in the military)
I have many connections within the army let alone military.
I have a great work ethic and great grades and am in good physical shape
Now here’s where we get to the problem
I have anxiety and depression, I am being treated for it and take medication. I’m mentally stable and able to do anything I set my mind to.
So I call my local recruiter with this in mind, knowing that the military doesn’t like mental or physical illness or disability.
I tell the truth.
I’m rejected.
What I don’t get is that the fucking POTUS can have these mental or physical problems but NOOOOOO not in our precious military!
Yes, mind you, I understand that “oh it’s rigorous and mentally draining!” so is presidency. “Oh you have to deal with extremely difficult choices or killing people!” SO IS PRESIDENCY. “Oh well you shouldn’t handle any weapons because that could be dangerous!” Do I have to bring attention to our law enforcement officers? Like really?
I’m just sick of this. This is technically illegal discrimination in any other job… I might just go to law school and go to court for this one. I’m willing to center my whole life around this argument if it means people who want to serve and are restricted because of some simple depression or anxiety that we are MEDICATED FOR are able to do such.
I want to also bring this up to the CoD (Call of Duty) community because this is why a lot of your fics can be unrealistic, and I want them to be able to be realistic in the future.
Sorry for the rant and dragging you all into this but I feel like it needs to be known. Thank you for reading, and hopefully I can figure out what to do.
@captainfern @bbbby-blu @bluegiragi @diejager @ave661 @warenai @auspicioustidings @konigsblog @malyshkawrites2 @valiants @ceilidho @kitkatscabinet @gremlingottoosilly @peachesofteal
#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#call of duty#shitpost#thoughts#serious post#seriously#general news#military#politics#this needs to stop#discrimination#this should be illegal
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Excuse me? I have followers? Like hello? People who want to listen to what I say? WHO ARE YOU?!
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Man literally appeared from thin air. Absolute shadow I swtg.
Price had been waiting, sitting, barely breathing as he watched you move about your room getting your routine done in the dark. You didn’t usually do it in such low light, you could barely see a thing except what the moon through the window illuminated.
He turned off all the lights, expecting you to turn them on and find him but you were so exhausted from your day you came in and flopped on your bed.
He had to stop himself from speaking up and startling you, revealing his presence just to ask what was wrong. But he stayed silent. Eyes like that of an owl were watching you as you threw on some semblance of night attire as you clambered into bed, too tired to do your nightly routine.
Now this worried him, you never skip that unless you’re day really socked you in the gut.
You were about to drift off when he spoke lowly and barely heard above the silence.
“Darling…”
You let out a soft hum, a curious note at the end of it as you refused to open your eyes but stirred nonetheless.
Tonight had not gone as planned for Price, you were supposed to do your nightly routine and taken the anesthetic he slipped into the water next to your bed, perfect to have you knocked out so he could take you back to his home, where you belonged.
Right where you belonged. With him.
can we just like talk about price for a sec and how he’d be the most sneakiest and meticulous stalker??????
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Hell yeah this is awesome
monster!au sketchdump #2
1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.
3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.
4: preening time with gaz <3
early access + nsfw on patreon
#nothing will stop soap from wearing crop tops and low waisted jeans#monster 141#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#Price was definitely a menace
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Oh my god I’m dying this is amazing thank you so much!
Oh my god requests are open! Okay, love you first off with your writing.
I was hoping for something with Price and how he would take care of reader’s scars. I’m a combat medic and I have a good ol bullet wound scar on my hip that won’t heal and is so annoying and itches all the time with phantom pain. I need a soft price taking care of his loves scars!
Thank you so very much!
that man loves you and your scars
sfw (but light nsfw-ish at the end), gn!reader
price is the best man to take care of you and your scars. he has a lot himself, so it’s practically a no-brainer that his medic partner requires his love and attention as well
soft tissue massaging is really good for scars with phantom pain, so you best believe he’s got you laid out on your shared bed, rubbing gentle circles with sweet-smelling massage oil into the taut skin of your scars
he’ll do it every night if he has too. soothing gentle circles onto the affected skin, placing chaste but loving kisses as he went. it doesn’t matter how big or small the scar is, he’s spending a good amount of time on it, rubbing it carefully with his warm hands
if you have scars that don’t have much pain or irritation, he loves kissing them. just placing little kisses on the taut skin makes him so happy, especially when you smile at him while he does it
if you have facial scars, price loves running his fingers over them when the two of you lay in bed together. he loves delicately brushing the tips of his fingers against them as he admires your beautiful face.
nsfw-ish — and whenever the two of you end up tangled together, whether it be late at night or early in the morning, he’s praising you about how pretty you are, and how gorgeous your scars are, kissing the ones on your face or rubbing and then kissing the ones on the rest of your body
#captainfern#captain john price#call of duty#call of duty mw2#captain price#cod price#captain price fluff#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#oh my god#thank you
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The 141 as things I hear around college:
Soap, surprised: “Cap? You’re wearing glasses?”
Price: “You know sometimes I like to see the fucks I give”
*Price takes off glasses*
Price: “Oh wait… I can’t.”
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#john soap mactavish#shitpost#captain john price#incorrect quotes#captain price#incorrect call of duty quotes#Things I hear around college BIWC
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Ghost: *Takes off his mask*
Price: “Good to see ya again Simon.”
Soap: *Pure uncontrolled bisexual panic*
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#john soap mactavish#shitpost#captain john price#captain price#ghost cod#ghoap#simon ghost riley#ghost#ghost mw2#ghostsoap
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Hi!
Welcome to my blog! I go by Bones. I mostly write shitposts and incorrect quotes.
My current fandoms are (updated as I go):
CoD Modern Warfare
StarWars
FO4
I’m relatively new to tumblr and not experienced on the platform so that’s my bad if things look shitty.
I cannot currently write NSFW as I have no clue how to, or just do it well for that matter.
Although I am open to asks and requests for the fandom’s above!
I have a fairly erratic schedule so don’t expect me to post everyday!
I’ll have a master list below once I figure out how and start writing things.
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So, I was just driving down the road and I was getting my ass ridden by a truck with the music all the way up and dude was absolutely jamming. And I sat there and thought, “Soap would so do that.” So I made Headcannons on what cars the team would have and how they would take care of them. So here you go:
The 141 and Their Cars
Soap
Has an absolutely amazing sound system and is going to make it your problem
Most likely drives a White Jeep Wrangler
Either that or a White Ram Truck
Unintentionally rides people’s ass when driving
Definitely has racked up some speeding tickets
Does not realize how fast he’s going
Likes to take people around in it, having excuses to drive it and show it off
Definitely spends too much money on keeping it running and operational and up to date
It’s lifted too
No doors for him because “Fuck doors I wanna feel the the wind”
You’re going everywhere outdoors
If he has a Jeep rather than a Ram he’s definitely in all the Facebook and Instagram groups with other Jeep drivers
Is definitely a doomsday prepper and it bleeds into his car
Ghost
Drives something Black and inconspicuous, but not too simple, he likes a good car.
A Black Dodge Durango with a HEMI
Definitely not a muscle car but he’s got some power under the hood
Loves to drive you places on long rides because it’s so comfortable to ride in
It’s a comfortable car that can be driven long distances and can hold a lot of people, ideal for road-trips but has probably only taken Soap in it once
Absolutely slapped Soaps hand when he tried to play his own music.
That drive is either silent or soft classic rock is playing
Gaz
He’s definitely either a Kia guy or also a Dodge guy but has a Charger instead
Definitely some color like blue or red
Loves to call it a “chick magnet” (it’s not)
Constantly is one of the people who is washing it in his driveway
Also spends way too much to keep it up to date
Has those stupid stripes down the center of the car
Gaz definitely takes you everywhere in it, and nowhere ;)
Definitely considered getting a spoiler at one point
Price
Now this man has a classic car
I’m talking an Aston Martin
It’s a nice black, keeps it shiny definitely has some pride in it.
Works on it himself
Definitely has a tape deck player and has a small collection of tapes
Likes to just work on the engine just sometimes taking it apart to put it back together
Doesn’t let anyone touch it, if you do no one hears from you again
Rookies are dared to touch it as a rigged “hazing” ritual
Far too many have gone missing or quit
She has a name thank you very much
Talks to his car constantly
Definitely will take you in the car to a drive in movie
But you’ll rue the day you even think of bringing food or liquids other than water in the car
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#captain john price#john soap mactavish#shitpost#captain price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#imagine#ghost x reader#gaz x reader#john price#price x reader#price x you#soap x reader#soap mw2#soap cod#ghost mw2#gaz mw2#cod price
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The 141 as things I hear around college:
*the team botching a mission*
Soap: “You see, that’s what we call a tactical oopsie whoopsie.”
Y/N: “Yeah, a real whoopsie daisy.”
Price getting a migraine: “What the fuck are you two on?!”
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#captain john price#incorrect quotes#john soap mactavish#shitpost#captain price#y/n#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes#Things I hear around college BIWC
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Soap after being captured: “Don’t hurt me I have a boyfriend.”
Shadow: “I don’t care if you have a boyfriend or family, you’re going to die slowly!”
Soap: “No I’m not asking for mercy, that was a warning.”
Shadow: “What-”
Ghost kicking the door in: “YOU PREPARED TO DIE MATE?!”
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#incorrect quotes#john soap mactavish#shitpost#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#ghostsoap#ghoap
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The 141 as things I hear around college:
Soap after a successful mission: “Don’t call me he, because I am HIM!”
Gaz rolling his eyes but smiling: “Get your pronouns away from me man.”
#cod modern warfare#cod mw2#call of duty#incorrect quotes#john soap mactavish#shitpost#kyle gaz garrick#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes#Things I hear around college BIWC
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The 141 as things I hear around College:
*Soap and Gaz struggling over something minuscule*
Gaz: “Cap, we need help.”
Price: “Well that’s obvious…”
Ghost: “You’re just figuring this out now?”
#cod mw2#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#ghostsoap#task force 141#cod modern warfare#captain price#call of duty#incorrect quotes#john soap mactavish#shitpost#Things I hear around college BIWC#incorrect cod quotes#incorrect call of duty quotes
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The 141 as things I hear around college:
Soap: “✨Loud?✨ That’s a personality trait right?”
Y/N: “N-no, just no.”
#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#john soap mactavish#y/n#incorrect quotes#shitpost#Things I hear around college BIWC#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect cod quotes
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