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Saw this around, wanted to join.

Coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or autumn | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | Vincent Van Gogh or Claude Monet | denim or leather

The only people worth mentioning: @ritaskeeteroffical @narcissasupremacy @reallyregulus

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So far everyone else disagrees. Have you stopped to think of how tiring it is for us to see you two bicker? This game of will-they-won't-they is getting old. Just kiss for Salazar's sake! Or cut each other's throats, I don't care.

We should lock @italianbartycrouchjr and @evan-at-deaths-doorstep in a cupboard together until they solve their problem.

What do you think? @reallyregulus @narcissasupremacy @are-you-siriius @pandorahaspropheticvisions @dorcas-in-a-meadow

If it doesn't work I have a second plan...

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Are you the one who sent me the Amortentia?!?!

You're welcome 😉

No more than 3/4 drops unless you want him to be obsessed with you

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I sent Evan a little something...

We should lock @italianbartycrouchjr and @evan-at-deaths-doorstep in a cupboard together until they solve their problem.

What do you think? @reallyregulus @narcissasupremacy @are-you-siriius @pandorahaspropheticvisions @dorcas-in-a-meadow

If it doesn't work I have a second plan...

[bestblacksister]

We should lock @italianbartycrouchjr and @evan-at-deaths-doorstep in a cupboard together until they solve their problem.

What do you think? @reallyregulus @narcissasupremacy @are-you-siriius @pandorahaspropheticvisions @dorcas-in-a-meadow

If it doesn't work I have a second plan...

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You're already killing me with your bloody pining! JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR EVAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE! YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS CROUCH! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU'RE GAY FOR ROSIER, JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY! WE'RE ALL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. STOP BEING BLOODY DIFFICULT.

Also you didn't hear me say anything positive about gays, got it?? Who am I kidding- even my sister is queer ffs. And both our cousins. Must run in the family.

Barty: “I don’t have a crush on Evan.”

Regulus: “Uh huh.”

Barty: *turns around and sees a freshly-washed Evan who’s shirtless and still has wet hair*

Barty: *jaw drops*

Regulus: “Right. You were saying?”

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I'm showing him this. @evan-at-deaths-doorstep you're welcome.

Barty: “I don’t have a crush on Evan.”

Regulus: “Uh huh.”

Barty: *turns around and sees a freshly-washed Evan who’s shirtless and still has wet hair*

Barty: *jaw drops*

Regulus: “Right. You were saying?”

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@evan-at-deaths-doorstep @italianbartycrouchjr 👀

"i love you, it's ruining my life"

OK BARTY FUCKING CROUCH JR AND EVAN FUCKING ROSIER

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Was?? You haven't grown much, Reggie. You're what? 154 cm?

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I didn't say anything. This is a joke. Shhhh

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Because I'm the boss? Imposing and powerful? Men rule the world, you know? So that's a compliment 😌✨

they’re fucking btw

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@alice-loves-herbology jokes on you, @ritaskeeteroffical is the one who runs it

they’re fucking btw

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@alice-loves-herbology I like your plan... Alright, you got some points.

@narcissasupremacy OH MY LORD! Remember when I wore one of these for a Halloween party when we were kids?? I scared all the neighbours ahahahha! And I made @reallyregulus cry

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Who are the mom and dad in this situation?? Am I your mother??

they’re fucking btw

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Murder was not what was intended of that last knife....

I can show you if you'd like... (my place at 9)

Murder? I never said anything about murder.

Careful, I don't want to get incriminated. Also, I'll be there 😉

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This is the National Wizard Postal Service. A package has been delivered for you containing

(1) cursed dagger

(1) cursed javelin

(1) cursed battle-axe

(1) normal dagger

The sender left a personalized message detailing a suggested use for the last object. It unfortunately did not meet our content standard and was removed.

Awwww @ritaskeeteroffical was this you?? You didn't have to! But thank you 🖤

I don't know what the suggestion was but I'm personally thinking of using it on @evan-at-deaths-doorstep if he doesn't mind his fucking business. I'll shove you through death's door since you seem so eager to go through.

For legal purposes, this is a joke. I'm not stabbing anyone, these objects are... Collectibles. Also, not actually cursed. No, definitely not. I am not affiliated to the Dark Arts.

Do Aurors and most wizards even know of this muggle device?

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You can ruin me any time though

they’re fucking btw