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Tbh I love journaling now, not like aesthetic bullet journaling but like just scrawling all my thoughts onto a page

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So when I leave him on read for hours it’s perfectly fine but when he doesn’t open my message for two minutes I wanna fucking kill myself? That sounds logical

I fucking hate everything about me

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Welp I think I’m definitely not ace

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Tbh r/lactoseintolerant is one of the most hilarious subreddits

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when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

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You’re COMING OUT of your losing season. UNIVERSE is about to restore all that was lost.

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We're fish buddies! :0

🐠💚🐟 FISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AQUATIC AQUAINTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🐟💚🐠

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I know I’ve talked about this before but the reason I dont use the SAM is because I’m not ace but I’m definitely not allo. I find people attractive but I can’t tell whether it’s sexual attraction or if they’re just really cute and I wanna stare at them. It’s confusing but since I started not bothering with my sexual orientation I’ve been a lot less confused and much more happier

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*likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*

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Poem I (as a character, Bob) wrote (about his wife, Emilia) for a story I’m working on

You hurt me

Destroyed me with one word

Healed me with one look

You were angry,

not at me but directed to me

Fear, Terror, Distress

Overwhelming my senses

I felt like Arachne caught in Athena’s wrath

Soon to be doomed.

Yet, the second your eyes met mine

You smiled

Your anger vanished

And with it my Fear,

For you said “I love you”

By gently brushing the solitary tear from my cheek.

Constructive criticism is welcome however I may not ever actually change it

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For example:

Tbh r/lactoseintolerant is one of the most hilarious subreddits

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interesting how when ppl mention they tricked ppl into eating v*gan food under the assumption it was normal food people are fine with it/happy but if you trick a v*gan into eating meat you’re a terrible person and it starts WW3

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Tbh r/lactoseintolerant is one of the most hilarious subreddits

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when I become an eccentric billionaire I'm going to buy every house in 10 square blocks of unremarkable suburb. I will have them all furnished and decorated except for (and this is key) one house in the dead center. this house I will put up for sale at a ridiculously reasonable price for the area. once it sells, and the new owner/couple/family moves in, the plan will spring into action.

every single house besides the one in the center within my 10 square blocks will remain uninhabited. I will put all the lights inside on timers so that it appears that people are living in there, I will have lawns mowed when I'm sure everyone in my victim house is at work/school, I will have decorations put up during the holidays and cars moved there and parked in driveways when I'm sure that the owner/couple/family in the house at the center is not there to witness it happening. I will produce all the superficial trappings of life without a single person actually being there.

who knows how long it'll take them to realize that something is wrong? when their kids are playing in the yard, and they notice they've never seen another child around here even once, despite the four-bedroom family homes all down the street? after a few weeks, when they realize the lights in the house across the way click off at exactly 9:45, on the second, every single night? when they've been living there for a month and a half and they realize they've never seen a single car park in front of another house? when they want to greet their neighbors and not a single house in the whole neighborhood opens its door?

when they do realize that they're completely alone here, what would they do with that fact? what would you do if all at once, as you stood in a crowd, you realized that every single person around you was a mannequin? it's unnerving, sure, but enough to warrant a move? how long will they live in this idyllic ghost town before it gets to them? can a person survive in a dollhouse? Thank you. *I wave to the crowd as I walk offstage at my ted talk. one person gives a halfhearted round of applause from the back. a talk about sustainable ecosystem management was scheduled for right now and no one knows how I got up here.*

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I just got bangs

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I just got bangs